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We never got this much freedom with science fair projects when I as a kid.  Oh the times is changin.

All in the name of science!

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We found more Mall Ninjas.  In fact, we found a school dedicated to training them.

Fast Action Response Team (F.A.R.T.)

I can’t get enough of the Viper Academy. It’s like someone who grew up watching cheesy tactical shooter movies in a rough neighborhood then decided to confront violent crime  by building a tactical training center with absolutely no military or police background.  Enter the Threat Management Center of Detroit.  Theses guys are walking on high beams with assault rifles, throwing knives, shooting airsoft rifles and brandishing ninja swords.  From the videos below, it looks like they’re training for the Mall Ninja Olympics.

Mall Ninja Special Boat Division (S.B.D.)

I’d love to see them show up at Blackwater Training Center or try and pitch their training system to Triple Canopy or the like.   They’d be laughed off the block.  See the videos below for some super entertaining operator training. Read More…

Hammerhead sharks have been on the endangered species list since 2008, and a Florida law that makes it illegal to fish them went into effect on January 1st, but f**k them says Rosie O’Donnell, who killed at least 2 (maybe 4) before then.     It’s all kind of ironic since, she’s been such an overbearing pig about hunting and gun control.

I don’t care if you want to hunt, I don’t care if you think it’s your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison. -Rosie O’Donnell

Rosie O’Donnell and her family caught huge hammerhead sharks in fishing trips off the South Florida coast.  Now environmentalists (are) irate at the killing of ocean predators that are considered overfished around the globe.  “Right now sharks are the most endangered animals around,” said Erik Brush, a Sarasota marine conservationist. “This is basically an endorsement. It sends the message that it’s an OK activity. And this is not an activity that we want celebrities endorsing.”  As for O’Donnell’s reaction to the controversy: “She’s amused by it.

-Florida Sun Sentinal

I’m guessing the stink coming off Rosie’s blubber probably had schools of hammerheads and blues surrounding the boat Read More…

If you come from religious perspective and can get over Colbert’s irreverence of tradition, you’ll realize that he’s doing what needs to be done more often—–punking out buffoons like Pat Robertson.  Pat is part of a long list of people smacking their lips on God’s behalf, claiming the know the future, and repeatedly contradicting themselves.   He claims to quote God directly and relays God’s message that the country will go through a large economic collapse.  Is God Captain obvious now?  The only specific detail that God gave Pat Robertson was the identity of the next US president.  Unfortunately, Pat was not allowed to tell the public.  I find this quite convenient, just in case he misheard God.

Pat Robertson apparently gets a pass on Bullshit claims of future knowledge and connection with God Read More…

Here’s a small collection of quotes with pics from “Ghetto Hikes” on Twitter.  Apparently these are quotes collected from guy with a full-time job leading urban kids on nature hikes.   He’s write down the crazy stuff they say. 

The last two with the Doodiepants.com logo are ours.   Send in your ghetto hike quote or picture if you wish and I’ll add it to the mix if it’s good.

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Economic arguments from generations ago play out before our eyes.  The original debate between Friedrich August von Hayek and John Maynard Keynes has shaped US economic policy for the last century.   Truly free markets…..or Government managed “Boom and Bust Cycles”.   The entire debate can be seen in this incredibly informative rap battle between Hayek and Keynes.  Get your smart on….

Politicians in Washington were quick to blame the free market that Hayek believed in for creating the boom and bust that has led to the recession that we are currently living in. Read More…

This is from a couple years ago, but I had to post it.  It’s Rob Riggle at his finest. You might also remember him from the previous post The Navy Seal Who Shot Bin Laden.    Riggle goes in undercover and interviews Code Pink members protesting a Marine recruiting station.

Time and again organizations like Code Pink seem to get it wrong.  They draw few supporters from mainstream America, gain efficacy through fiery demonstrations in Washington, and consistently lash out against the wrong entities.

Here’s another video of Code Pink in action.  I cracked up when the lady responded to the Pearl Harbor question with, “What were we even doing in Hawaii anyway?” Read More…

An exclusive, sneak peak at the newest Disney movie; Disney’s Princess Ke$ha.  For those who thought that Ke$ha could never play a sweet, innocent Disney princess — well, you were right. The pop star puts her uniquely dirty spin on the fairy tale world in “Disney’s Princess Ke$ha,” a new video for humor website Funny or Die.

The video wins cool points for slutting up the wholesome Disney format.   For the first 30 seconds of the video, Ke$ha plays a tower-bound beauty who has just woken from her slumber, but the G-rated scene quickly devolves into an R-rated party Read More…

Yahoo Answers has now become the ultimate collected display of human ignorance(and humor).  While some of the questions are so outlandish, they border on fake, my assumption is that a majority of them are the result of poorly educated adolescents and overly medicated housewives.   Doodiepants.com has painstakingly collected some of the most ridiculous and funny questions posted on Yahoo’s site over the last few years.

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Not Appreciated

For those with a penchant for the disturbing…….there’s a cosmetics company by the name of “Neocutis” that is using pieces of human fetal tissue in their skin moisturizer products.  The company developed PSP for the treatment of skin ulcers, burns and scarring and soon recognized the ingredient’s value in restoring aging skin.  Neocutis cosmetic products using the cell line include Bio-Restorative Skin Cream, Bio-Gel Bio-Restorative Hydrogel, Lumiere Bio-Restorative Eye Cream and Bio-Restorative Serum with PSP Intensive Spot Treatment. In terms of price, they’re not exactly comparable to Maybelline: A 1-ounce bottle of Journee Bio-Restorative Day Cream costs $120.

Various pro-life groups have rallied against this company and shown their disgust for cosmetic use of flesh from something that had the potential to grow into a productive human being.  Fortunately Neocutis reassures the public that their use of “fetal protein” is along moral and ethical guidelines.  Thank goodness, I’m so glad that they’ve worked out an ethical way to use dead babies efficiently.  It really makes you feel all warm inside.

Meanwhile, no comment from PETA…….  It may have been a better PETA magnet if they were using dead baby horses to make shampoo, or mouse penises for lip injections.

Here’s a disclaimer on the Neocutis website regarding their use of aborted baby tissue. Read More…

It’s only appropriate that we make fun of cultural stereotypes at the expense of those that are subject to them.  Yay!

Offensive?……..could be.    The ordinary Muslim guy meme deserves a shirt as well.  I’m workin’ on it.

Check out the rest of this shallow offensive politically incorrect collection of funny…..

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Dummy Guns? Who needs em!

I hope this training group has good liability insurance.  It looks like another warrior ninja decided to make a tactical fighting course.  You have a bunch of “experts” coming up with untested theories and Hollywood moves then peddling them as combat ready techniques.  In reality, they’re performance art and should only be taught in Stuntman 101.  It’s movie choreography, not war-zone ready tactics.   Unfortunately for this instructor, life is not a John Woo movie.  In real world situations, when you are in a life or death fight with your enemy, they not stop resisting and wait for you to finish firing.

The founder, Chris Collins, is apparently a US Marine Force Recon vet.  Judging by his ridiculous ‘look cool’ fighting concepts,I’m guessing he’s a pre-9/11, peacetime deployment Marine.  Could be wrong though.

I thought the point of training how to fight with firearms Read More…