Doodie Pants

Yes its another video on Doodiepants post where a some punk gangta gets beat up by an old dude.  Thugs need to learn respect old man strength.  Epic Beard Man possesses this strength.   At 2:55 in the video the guy that got totally whooped apparently requests someone to  “Bring da Amber Lamps”.  Not quit sure why he wants Amber Lamps at a time like this.  I think he probably need a towel to wipe up.  He’s bleeding his toolshed blood everywhere.   I love public transportation.  Bus fights were always the best part about taking to public bus to school.

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Have ever seen video for the song “The Internet is for Porn”? According to research done by the  University of Montreal on porn habits,  it turns out…..it is!  They ran into small a problem with their research. They couldn’t find enough men who said they didn’t watch porn!

What were the results, seeing as though they couldn’t find anyone who didn’t watch porn? Crunchgear.com summed up the porn statistics well:

• Single men watched an average of 40 minutes of porn three times per week

• Non-single men watched porn a little bit less, 20 minutes and 1.7 times per week

• Men have “conventional” sexual habits, whatever that means

• Porn hasn’t changed men’s perception of women

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This is amazing.  I never realized that Mormons had their own little space science fiction drama.  It’s almost as bad as the Scientology story we posted a few months ago except for no space-planes.  The video we’ve posted below, tells the rough story of Mormonism and their ancient galactic history.  Sadly the church doesn’t seem to talk much about the “early Gods” anymore, which is a shame because the story sounds awesome.   They should make an Xbox 360 game out of it where you can beam in like “Mormon Jesus”  kick butt and earn cool Mormon artifacts(that never existed).  It’s all pretty ridiculous and entertaining but……there is one small part in the cartoon about some wiley people getting cursed with black skin. Uh-oh.

I hear ya knockin

Watch the Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints video below.  You’ll flip….. Read More…

You all remember Debo from the movie “Friday” right?  Well, if you’re under 30 years old you may not know that Tommy “Debo” Lister was also famous for his character “Zeus”  in the WWF after appearing in Hulk Hogan’s movie “No Holds Barred“.  I found some pretty odd clips of Tommy Lister; including one of him with the famous Christian televangelist Benny Hinn and an odd interview about his recent movie “Lean Like a Cholo”.   Tommy Lister also has an  interesting new ‘Jesus is my gangsta’ style ministry.

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Don’t let anyone tell you things like this only happen in the movies.  Here’s proof that you really can shoot the guns out of people’s hand.  Catching bullets in your mouth and some of the Remo Williams tricks are still up for debate.

A military sniper team aiding local law enforcement shot the pistol out of this suidical man’s hands.   The man was likely distraught due to recent news related to something fitting his stereotype.  Read More…

On the “700 Club” Pat Robertson Implies that the reason for the disastrous Earthquake in Haiti wasn’t tectonic plate shifts; it was the pact with the devil Haitians to be freed from their French colonizers in the 18th Century.  Keep in mind that 96% of the population of Haiti are Christian.  (80% Catholic, 16% Protestant).

Here’s the truth behind the Haitian Revolution and Dutty Boukman (Pronounced Doodie Bookman)  If you look into Haitian history, there’s a story about a Voodoo priest whose death led to the final slave revolt that resulted in Haitian independence. Read More…

Why is President Barack Obama considered Black by mainstream media?  Why is there even a White\Black line when here are an infinite number of skin tones?   Is there a racial draft of some sort like on the Dave Chappelle Show?   I understand that he is the first US president with African heritage and that is significant considering the history of Africans in the US over the last 200 years, but……if his mother was a light shade of beige and his father was brown; what makes him black?

There seems to be some arbitrary line you cross that makes you part of the black or white community.  Here’s an article in the Orlando Sentinel about the “One Drop Rule”.  It appears that most of the US unconsciously follow this “One Drop Rule”.  With the recent debacle involving Harry Reid and his Obama Negro comments, this issue seems quite appropriate.

Hooray for the first lightly brown colored President of the United States.

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It's not dirty.....promise.

Doodiepants.com is tired of  getting all these comments about this shirt being inappropriate or pornographic.  What a Joke.  It has the word ‘Doodie’ in it and we like Mexicans……..Boom a shirt was made.  That seems like a good enough reason to me to make a shirt.   This  “Doodie Sanchez” shirt is in no way related to the phrase “Dirty Sanchez” or “Stinky Hitler”.    Shame on you!

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Yes, Macho Man Randy Savage did come out with a rap album.  The Rumors are true! It was released in 2003. Some sellers online have it for sale for over $100.  It’s an auto classic I suppose.  I found this ridiculously awesome review it on Amazon.com.  I still can’t stop laughing.

Just in case you need a little more of the Macho Man, check out the classic WWF wrestling trash talk compilation video at the bottom.

A Life Changing Musical Experience

Randy Macho Man Savage’s excursion into the hip-hop arena represents an pivotal moment for American culture and civilization. In creating his recording, “Be A Man”, Savage throws out all conventional ways and approaches to artistic expression and replaces them with new structures and processes of analyzing the age-old problematics brought about by human conflict, identity and belonging.

Savage manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consistent approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesizing elements of American popular culture such as wrestling and hip hop. In Sartre’s existentialist tradition, Macho utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to re-validate and giving meaning to what had become a meager existence, while at the same time elevating & liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence. Read More…

If you’ve watched Fox News for any period of time, you soon realize that nearly every female personality employed by them is super hot.  It’s as if Fox News said, “People like to look at beautiful people.  Why not hire only beautiful people?” This makes sound sense to me and according to their ratings; it’s working well.   CNN also has their own band of news babes and MSNBC has a few,  but I guess I’ve never noticed them.   The only girls I ever seem catch on there are short haired ‘man haters’ and that Pentagon correspondent Barbara Star.  They must keep the others locked up in the back room most of the time.

Fox News’ hot to ugly airtime ratio blows everyone else away.  Once again the Marketing 101 adage rings true: “Sex Sells”.

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