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Just in case you missed the first post, this the is Race For the Wounded team.  I’ve posted their latest crash videos mashup below the picture.  They’re doing to Baja 1000 and trying to raise $50,000 for the Wounded Warrior Project.   Scott, is the crazy one that just started riding last fall.  I’ve had the honor of meeting this extensively deployed veteran.  He can handle a carbine, but I hear his moto skills could use some practice! (he’s only been riding for 8 months)  The team has 2 more months to get ready for longest point-to-point off-road race in the world.

Support them on Facebook! Race for the Wound Facebook Page – LIKE

Seriously guys, You left the Cheezits at the hostel?  Now we’ll starve on this mountain.

Here’s a ‘Crash Videos Mash Up’ From their First Trial Run down the Baja 1000

Be advised….Strong Language and entertaining moto spills. Read More…

Here’s the 4th installment of Doodiepants’ collection of Demotivational Posters. Feel free to share around.  If you look you’ll see there are 3 other previous collections posted.  You’re welcome.

Talk about dishonoring the dead……..wow.

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In November “Team TCB” will be racing their motorcycle in the Baja 1000 in an effort to raise $50,000 for the Wounded Warrior Project. The team consists of combat veterans representing most branches and several generations.  The Baja 1000 is the longest point-to-point off-road race in the world.  It also has the distinction of being one of the world’s most difficult and dangerous off-road races. Two team members are combat disabled veterans(with the ability to ride) and one of them just started riding last November!

I’ve kicked sand with half of these guys in various shitholes around the world and must say…….the Race For the Wounded team is ‘off the damn sprocket awesome’!  One simple thing you can do to help is to visit their Facebook page and give them a Like. If you’d like to take a more proactive step in helping the cause, read below.

After numerous years of accumulated time in combat zones…..these guys still think they’re invincible! Effing A Right!

Race For the Wounded launched their website last March and have had a deluge of positive feedback and support.  While totally honored and humbled by the support they’ve received, positive feedback doesn’t translate into donations.  The goal is to raise $50,000 for the Wounded Warrior Project.  They’re hovering around $8500 right now.  Hit up their page to find out how to donate. www.raceforthewounded.com   

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Can only curl 35′s because 90% of his arms are oil. And he smells like french fries.

Here’s a quickie.   I’ve posted on these Synthol guys injecting oil into their muscles before, but here’s a new one.   The awesome thing about this guy is that with his monster synthol oil filled arms, I still curl more than him and only weigh 180lbs.  I wish I could just punch him in his arm and see if I could make it pop into a pink mist of synthol.   Judging by the size of his forearms, which are ridiculously out of proportion, he has some normal size punk arms under all of that injected oil.

Are those tumors on his shoulders?  WTF?    I foresee him requiring hospitalization in the next few year much like the other idiots that take this synthol injection craze too far.

Synthol is one of the best known and most used SEO’s. A Site Enhancement Oil (SEO) is a liquid substance, usually a mixture of oils, used by some bodybuilders to increase the apparent size of some muscles. Read More…

Yes….that is a Purple Heart on his shirt.

Complaints about about Billy Truong’s Veteran Clothing has been plastered all over Military and tactical gear sites for the last few days.   Why?  People originally assumed that this clothing company was owned by military veterans or was donating to veteran causes.  Unfortunately, this couldn’t be further from the truth.  Veterans are downright pissed at Billy Truong and his clothing company members.  They’ve been tromping around in Purple Heart shirts, saluting, and posing in “vet” shirts at military monuments.  Most of us former military combat arms members have friends or teammates who’ve earned that purple heart.  Some are not here with us today.  Veteran Clothing company folks seem to think it means nothing.  The site Guardian of Valor first broke this story a few days ago after numerous complaints about the companies name and products.

A ‘Veteran‘ — whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve — is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to The United States of America, for an amount of up to, and including his life. That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country today, who no longer understand that fact.  Veteran Clothing posted a formal apology (seen below) stating that they only  meant “veteran” in sense of an experienced person. Well, if they’re making it clear that they’re not affiliated with the veterans community, and they’re are using their own ‘spin’ on the meaning of ‘veteran’ as someone who has extensive experience in a field, why do people in promo pics salute, an1d copy mannerisms that a veteran of the United States Armed Forces would use.  In addition…..making a Purple heart shirt.  Does Veteran Clothing think REAL veterans are stupid? Their site is here, http://veteranclothing.tumblr.com/

Wearing a Purple Heart shirt in from of memorial? Even as a veteran I wouldn’t do it.

Billy Truong has not earned the right to rock a Purple Heart or represent the award in any way shape or form. “The Purple Heart is awarded to members of the armed forces of the U.S. who are wounded by an instrument of war in the hands of the enemy and posthumously to the next of kin in the name of those who are killed in action or die of wounds received in action. It is specifically a combat decoration” (The Military Order of The Purple Heart) The Purple Heart, however, is NOT awarded to members of a some douchbag dance crew who take pictures of each other doing gangsta poses

Billy is capitalizing on the general public’s association of the word ‘veteran’ with the military.  Pretty pathetic…..and ridiculously poser.  Please watch the video below to see these tool-bags in action.  Read More…

How to spit fire out of your mouth NOT

How to spit fire out of your mouth?  I hope you didn’t visit this site for an honest education in fire spitting.  The risk of lighting your face on fire might not be worth your amateur attempt at gaining cool points at the bar.

Drinking and showing off are always  fun but drinking and showing off with fire are almost never a good combination(though still entertaining).   After lighting myself, my lawn,, a few ammo dumps,  and a buddy’s truck on fire, I think I can talk a bit. I thoroughly enjoyed each fiery experience and was only a tad drunk when they happened.(seriously friends reading this….I wasn’t THAT drunk that time)  I’ve never billowed fire from my face, but, I’ve always wanted to be able to.  I supposed I’ve never gotten the urge to put a flammable liquid in my mouth an light it.  I just seems like a bad idea all around.  Though… I have always wished I could be a bigass green dragon that flies around shooting fire at villagers and quiet settlements. I hate villagers.

Maybe I should have joined the Air Force instead of the Army.  AC-130 gunships are about as close as you get to a flying dragon.  But, then I wouldn’t be able to be big ass lizard and have death talons……oh the tradeoffs.

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If you found this page searching for “how to be emo” , you’re a double-retardicon.    First…….for wanting to be a whiney emo kid and second, for pathetically searching “how to be emo” on the web because you couldn’t figure out how to be a whiney emo kid.  I’m not sure why anyone would want to embrace weakness with a passion, but your “how to be emo” instructions are below.

How to Be Emo

Here’s what you need to do to be Emo.  Be highly sensitive, complain about every single thing that’s wrong in your life and  claim to be unique.  Then, follow the emo crowd, wear black, shop at Hot Topic and hang out in the food court.  Become the ultimate conforming non conformist……just like all your black haired friends.   Whatever you do, never listen to any music or claim to like anything that may be considered “mainstream”. Read More…

We were so busy being hot, making gift baskets and planning conspiracies against the USA we totally forgot to call!

While living in an Islamic nation a couple years ago, I started a discussion with a local friend about 9/11 and advent of the recent conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Often times these sort of discussions end up pretty interesting and I learn a good deal about international and religious perspectives. After the obligatory Bush bashing session was over, my Muslim friend informed me that the Israel had planned 9/11 and “everyone knows it”.   I was surprised by this claim. I had expected another “Loose Change”, ’9/11 inside job’ rant.  During my travels I’d heard Israel blamed for nearly everything wrong in the Islamic world.  Now, 9/11?  My well mannered Muslim friend then proceeded to tell me that it was a known fact that 4000 Jewish people had skipped work on 9/11/2001.  A Known fact?  According to who?

Do you realize the conspiracy that this would entail?  It would mean that a 4000 person secret Jewish network composed of regualr day jobbers, had to keep their lips completely sealed for the last 11 years.  This includes not telling their Jewish friends and family in other cities.    The belief also requires that the 4000 Jews that skipped work were all part of the plan in some way…..as none of them have come forward.  Imagine the number of people who may just have a problem with the the idea of covering up the death of 3000 non-Jewish American’s.  How is it possible that this many people had the ability to  keep a secret from the public that was this horrific? No way…..I had to investigate.

Trolling the internet I found the claim on many conspiracy websites and Islamic related sites and after reading a few, I realized that there was no actual evidence to substantiate the claim.  If there’s no evidence, why should we believe the less plausible argument?  It’s ridiculous.  The first known appearance of the “4,000 Jews” or “4,000 Israelis” claim was on Hezbollah’s al-Manar television on September 17, 2001.  

It claimed that 4,000 Israelis who worked at the World Trade Center “remarkably did not show up in their jobs” on September 11. The 4,000 figure apparently came from an article entitled “Hundreds of Israelis missing in WTC attack, Read More…

God Hates Congress……and fags

I’ve been a fan of bashing Westboro Baptist church for the last couple years.  Now it seems that they may have finally been restricted from their bullshit veteran funeral protests.  Congress just passed the “Honoring America’s Veterans and Caring for Camp Lejeune Families Act of 2012″.     Below are some details on the effects of the legislation.

Westboro Baptist Church protesters will soon be severely limited in their ability to disrupt military funerals, after Congress passed a sweeping veterans bill this week that includes restrictions on such demonstrations.  According to “The Honoring America’s Veterans and Caring for Camp Lejeune Families Act of 2012,” which is now headed to President Barack Obama’s desk, demonstrators will no longer be allowed to picket military funerals two hours before or after a service. The bill also requires protestors to be at least 300 feet away from grieving family members. This aspect of the legislation was introduced by Sen. Olympia Snowe (R-Maine), who, at the urging of a teenage constituent, proposed new limitations on military funeral demonstrations as a response to a 2011 Supreme Court case that ruled such actions were protected under the First Amendment.  -Huffington Post

The “Honoring America’s Veterans and Caring for Camp Lejeune Families Act of 2012″ was signed in on August 6th  The law intends to curb protests at military funerals by increasing the buffer around the funerals from 300 feet to 500 feet, and increasing the buffer around access routes to a funeral service from 150 feet to 300 feet. The “quiet time” when no protests are permitted is increased to two hours before and after the service, up from one hour. The law also creates harsher penalties for violators, who will now face unspecified fines and up to two years in prison, instead of a maximum of one year.    Next I say they pull their 503c tax free status.  Hell, what’s it take to get one of those 503c’s statuses anyway?  Make a group and proclaim that you believe in a man in the sky?    Well, Westboro’s ‘man in the sky’ hates all of us Read More…

College Liberal (also known as “Female College Liberal” and “Bad Argument Hippie”) is a meme featuring a photo of a young white female with dreadlocks wearing a knitted protestor cap.   The captions typically portray the character as a naive and hypocritical left wing political activist, referencing various clichés associated with the “hippie”, “feminist” or “Occupy” subculture.

The college liberal female meme takes me back to one of Action Figure Therapy’s rants on hippies and ‘occupy’ protestors.  Epic quote…..

Listen Sister, go ahead and talk s**t about the military all you want.  Just don’t come crying to us next time some group of a-holes goes terrorizing the inhabitants of some 3rd world s**thole and then you’re begging our government on some crappy blog to go intervene on behalf of the global community to provide humanitarian aid.  Send over some of your patchouli soaked friends from your drum circle,or a couple of the white dudes with dreadlocks you jerked off at the Dave Matthews concert.   — Action Figure Therapy

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