Doodie Pants

I put this collection of photos up at first thinking that this would be a funny post……but now I feel a tad guilty.  Sure some of the pics are  funny, but kind of in a sad ‘humanity is totally effed’ sort of way.  If it pisses you off, or makes you depressed; I do not apologize.  This is real.    Thank you Dan Goodman over at GhettoMyspace.net for collecting all these ridiculously awesome but sad pictures.  They’re real and collected from various social networking sites.  (MySpace, Facebook, Global Grind, Digg etc.)

Yeah.....who wants to be a stupid lawyer or doctor anyway!

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Wait wait, ……a 1 foot gopher moat will not contain a bear?

Russian Scientists have proven that Gophers can only look dramatic.   Harassing bears with water ditches is not in the gopher’s natural task list.  Gophers are far better at getting millions of Youtube hits, destroying landscaping and ‘ridin’ dirty’.

To see just what the heck we’re talking about, see the Wonder Twins gopher moat video……. Read More…

If you’re feeling down or depressed about the current state of humanity……read no further!  This may make you sad sad panda.

Jessica joins the ranks of 1400's era education. Now she'll have to figure out how Columbus made it to that far a distant land (America) with out going over the edge.

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“If you lose your eye and have a hole in your head, then why not stick a camera in there?” – Rob Spence, The Eyeborg

“Take a one eyed film maker, an unemployed engineer, and a vision for something that’s never been done before and you have yourself the EyeBorg Project. Rob Spence and Kosta Grammatis are trying to make history by embedding a video camera and a transmitter in a prosthetic eye. That eye is going in Robs eye socket, and will record the world from a perspective that’s never been seen before.”    -  Eyborg Project

Videos of the Eyeborg Project below….. Read More…

A Small Collection of Gangsta Fail pics.  Keepin’ it real………..real dumb.

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If you don’t know who Leroy Jenkins is…….this viral “World of Warcraft” video took the internet by storm a few years ago.  Here’s the original Leroy Jenkins video.

Leeroy Jenkins – Free videos are just a click away

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I really wish I could make this one up. At first I thought it was a spoof BBC site but it appears to be on the proper domain.

“The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm

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Hey, sweetie, it's authorized, I checked it on Islam-QA.com. Don't worry everything's going to be ok.

I just found a fun website called Islam Question and Answer!   It’s tons of fun.  Just think of the stupidest questions you can think of,  search for them, and you’ll find long drawn out answers from Islamic councils and famous Muslim mullahs(priests).

Or…………….. you can just look through all of my silly questions and answers below.   I spent about 3 hours searching through this entertaining site.  It’s my first exposure to Islam and it’s been awesome!  I translated the questions a bit but kept the original meaning for each one.

One odd thing I found about this site and about Islam in general is; there are a ton of rules and commandments centered around peeing on your clothes, farting, having sex with your slaves and marrying Christian girls. You’ll see below.  I’m not making anything up. Each question  is a link to the original answer on the site.

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Oddly enough, and to the surprise of anyone who has ever smelled a farm animal; these stickers do not smell like poop.  Nor do they smell like Dave after a long night of drinking.

Apparently, farm animals smell like baby powder?

I found these in a educational supply store in Escazu, Costa Rica.  Talk about mis-education of the youth. Read More…

Yes its another video on Doodiepants post where a some punk gangta gets beat up by an old dude.  Thugs need to learn respect old man strength.  Epic Beard Man possesses this strength.   At 2:55 in the video the guy that got totally whooped apparently requests someone to  “Bring da Amber Lamps”.  Not quit sure why he wants Amber Lamps at a time like this.  I think he probably need a towel to wipe up.  He’s bleeding his toolshed blood everywhere.   I love public transportation.  Bus fights were always the best part about taking to public bus to school.

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