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5 Brown stars for Westboro!

Westboro Baptist Church……..Where to begin?

In case you missed the coverage over the last few years; this is the group that was made famous for protesting at funerals of military members while holding various sign saying “God hates Fags”, “Thank God for dead soldiers” and “God Hates America”.  On their website they actually have a public schedule and descriptions of the circumstances surrounding the death of the soldiers and various other deceased persons they deem hellworthy.

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That Hog just dropped some serious intestinal gas via the anus on the Taliban.  I can’t get enough of this.  Language is NSFW but what else can you expect, they’re fighting a war.

Here’s the info on the A-10 – Warthog Wiki

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Jodie King and her mother at their home in Bow East London. Pictures for Closer Magazine for a Botox feature.

So this mother has decided get her daughter some Botox injections for her 18th birthday.  She was apparently concerned about her wrinkles.  Yeah, that’s a great idea. Parent of self conscious teen Fail…..

Can she have some of those boobs too?  She’s going to need her future husband’s attention totally diverted from her face if she’s going to snag him.

Now, after Botox, both of their foreheads are freaking’ huge and stretched out.   Definitely fiveheads………..  Urban Dictionary “Fivehead” Definition

Here’s a little dose of reality for both of them…fark comments.  A little Fark.com bashing can always do some good.

Mom gets one Brown Star.

1 Star Video

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[Stream of consciousness post]  Hmm, Mancow getting waterboarded…really annoying video titles interrupting to tell us they are so hardcore and historic….he’s holding a toy cow…so this isn’t actual waterboarding?….wait what?….that was it?…are you acting?…wait, you aren’t a professional?[ad#Google Adsense Post bottom banner]

This Can’t Be Healthy

You get one Brown Star for making little girls think they need to be that skinny. Eating disorders are for sissies.

Doodiepants.com does not endorse being this skinny…or being Tori Spelling for that matter.

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Lisa Allott moved because she was tired of the teasing.

Butt Hole Road is getting renamed to a much cleaner Archers Way.  I think they may have found the hardest name in the world to make fun of.  Believe me, I tried and my cursor just kept blinking at me.

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All this to convince an organization to gas chickens instead of electrocute them. What a noble Cause.....

Our first “Doodie Pants of the Week” will go these friendly bikini clad PETA protesters.  Following in the image of ‘Laurel and Hardy’ (one biggun’ and one skinny one), their goal was to help everyone understand and empathize the pain that a live chicken can go through if it were boiled alive.  McDonald’s currently uses a water tank electroshock technique that kills the chicken first.  PETA says gassing them is better.  I don’t know what happened to good old fashioned chopping the head off……But, are you serious PETA?  Electrocution or gassing\suffocation?  This is the fight?  What a complete waste of time and resources.  I wonder what effect PETA has had on the world food supply since their creation?

This article sums up the debate fairly well.

(And PETA…….you need to pic better bikini spokesmodels.  Seriously, this is unacceptable!  Where’s Pam when we need her?)[ad#Google Adsense Post bottom banner]

We totally understand your point.  But which are you?  Because I don’t think that the 1000′s viewers of this blog have been able to determine what you posses…..penis or vagina?

Union between one Pat and one Pat.

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