Doodiepants.com is a site dreamed up by 2 mild mannered internet pioneers by the names Caleb and Thad. After years of silly ideas, injuries, and failed attempts at greatness; the ‘moment of clarity’ fell upon us like a leper at a revival meeting. It’s funny where ‘clarity’ takes you. And it’s a very odd string of coincidence that got us here; but now………here we sit with a website, a bunch of tshirts, 2 coffee mugs, and the future staring us down.
Some of the poets of our era are already calling us artists of the vernacular and wordsmiths of blogality. The simple fact is, you can’t deny that the the word “doodie” makes nearly anything funny. We realize this and we have since age six. The term, “doodiepants” functions with perfect elegance and furious schoolyard sting. It’s a term for all the world to use. Why should kindergartners get all the fun?
Our mission will be to bedevil idiotic people, concepts, and websites with a good dose of common sense and reality along with help from our thousands of readers. We hope that the posted issues can bring about some entertaining and productive debates and that some of our more humorous postings bring on some hardcore LOL’in. And for an extra laugh, I think you’ll get a kick out of our store.
Don’t be a Doodiepants. Enjoy!
PS DaveO, you’re a “poet of our era” right?
THIS BEING OUR FIRST DAY, WE WOULD APPRECIATE ANY REPORTS OF TECHNICAL PROBLEMS YOU ENCOUNTER WITH THE SITE. WE HAD TO LET GO OF OUR 20 MEMBER TESTING STAFF DUE TO SWINE FLU COMPLICATIONS AND NOW IT’S JUST THE 2 OF US. CLICK OUR CONTACT LINK IN THE “ABOUT” TAB.

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Congrats on the Launch!!
So how do you rate the people?
What are the different levels of the stars?
Thanks for the link love…
For now we at Doodiepants.com decide the Brown Star Rating. And you comment on it.
5 stars is the biggest Doodiepants of them all, while 1 star is just a mild one.
Only a real “Doodie Pants” would start a website called “Doodie Pants” and think they are actually doing something ‘cool.’ What a couple of doodie headed nerds you must be. The CDI (chicks dig it) factor must really be high with this in your back pocket while out clubbing. “Hey baby, you might not know this but I’m a pretty big deal down at Doodie Head.com.” Bet that really brings the sntch back to the pad. Ha! What a fcking joke. Here’s a clue, because clearly you need one, do something real and worthwhile with spare time, drag your greasy ass away from your porn stocked computer and quit filling the internet with more meaningless jiberish.
I guess you’re not really a website until you get one toolshed like this…Hey Eyesmell, would you be our token mean guy trolling the comment section of every post? Every great website has to have at least one. And yes, we are total nerds.
Thank you for using “Doodie Pants” in the right context. I think you get it.
Cool we got our first hater! “Eyesmell Bulsht”! That means we’re official!
And well, I suppose Doodiepants.com could get us chicks(GUC) if we were clubbing.
But we don’t go clubbing. Clubbing is so 5 years ago. Now we just drink whiskey and make fire. Please send use your home address and we’ll send you a free shirt.
Look I used a cool acronym like Eyesmell
You are a doodie pants.
5 is the worst
My daughter had an amazing doodie pants this morning. Coincidence? I think not…
James, I take it your home now to play with all that lovely doodie? BTW, did she smile when she let loose? hahahaha
Synchronicity……………….of doodie. Chaos.
Thad……..has been saying “doodie” probably since the day I met him. I think he may have a Freudian fixation.
WIll you be posting any lizard eating tips?
Hey…
Nice site Thad… looks great, loads nicely. Todo bien.
You’re insane.
Love it
Take care,
Rob
Rundie the dog killer ,
Good job on the wbesite guys, Thad we still have pics of those dresses that you wore in Germany. By the way I smell licks balls.
What? What dress?…..
I knew this would happen when I started a website, dudes just coming outta the woodwork and stuff.
Hey EyeSmell BlSht,
You need to turn off the Mac, get a job and move out of your mom’s basement. From your sharp wit, I assume you are over 30,over weight and under endowed. Must suck walking around with all of that hatred.
Love,
Limey
Thad,
Lol, the dresses that were purchased for your wife in Paris ya freak. Hope all is going well & good luck with the website