Archive for June, 2009

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Yuppie Gangta Rap From Arlington Keepin it real……..

This reminds me of my hood.  From strizzzeets!!!!   Remy has a ton of other Rap videos on his Youtube site.  It’s Totally retarded and laugh worthy.

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Body Armor Two For One

One guy is a doodie pants for letting someone shoot them at that distance, even with body armor.  One guy is a stud for taking one to the head and laughing about it (and fighting in a war of course).  Language NSFW in the first one.

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A-Jad……why even give hope?

3 Brown Stars for this Toolshed

3 Brown Stars for this Toolshed

It looks like Ahmadinejad is at it again.   “The people don’t like me?  Shut Down the media so no one finds out!”  God forbid anyone in Iran use the internet to communicate.    He’s a total idiot.   I’m glad to see the Iranian people are ready to Stand up!

Seriously, why even fake democracy?

Seriously, why even fake democracy?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jun/16/iran-protests-election-recount

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,526627,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/16/obama-disputed-iran-election-reveals-changed-expectations-voters/

VIDEO AND READ MORE……. Continue Reading…

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What ever happened to the inbred Kid from Deliverance? We Found him!

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Ever wonder what happened to the weird lookin’ inbred kid from the movie “Deliverance”?  Well, he got old and now and runs a diner in Rabun County.  Billy Redden is his name and redneck inbred movie roles are his game.  He recently appeared in Tim Burton’s movie “Big Fish” (2004) and he took a role in Jeff Foxworthy’s “Blue Collar TV”.  Old man Redden doesn’t look quite so crazy anymore and enjoys his quiet diner life.   He looks much any other 60 year old southern man and is still the local celebrity.

Dueling Banjos DeliveranceThe most popular videos are here

Clayton Tribune Article , Billy Redden Wiki

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The Snuggler – A Doodie Pants Favorite

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We love this video. I may only be speaking for half of the staff but I think I’m not.

A very funny video from Adult Swim and – Zach Galifianakis on The Tim and Eric Awesome Show.

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Miss California offered shot at Playboy by Pageant Head Honchos, New pics

New slutty picture of Carrie we got a hold of!  She's tromping around in her underwear!  I can't believe it!

New slutty picture of Carrie we got a hold of! She's tromping around in her underwear! I can't believe it!

First of all, we want to thank Ms. California for being the personal moral representative of Jesus Christ and Christians across America these last few months.

Thought you’d heard enough of this Ms. California silliness?

Well, yesterday Carrie informed  TMZ that pageant staff members including Keith Lewis offered her a shot at doing Playboy.   WHAT?  Wow, that’s a little hypocritical considering the abuse she got for her mildly slutty pictures of the past. (wink)  The idea that she would even be offered this by the organization shows how B.S. their decency standards are.

Let’s get down to the heart of the issue?  Why does any of this matter?  Did everyone forget what she had to do to get the her coveted “Ms. California” sash in the first place?  If I remember correctly, it was to strut around a stage in her underwear, and be eye candy for millions of men.  I’m not understanding why people in various news outlets and blogs including Hollywood Gossip, are making her pictures a big deal, or why she’s feeling the need to make up stories about sneaky photographers taking pics while she’s undressing.   She can run around a stage with her fresh implants and tiny bikini for the Miss USA title, but somehow people act surprised that she took some pictures with minimal clothing in the past.  Are Americans that disillusioned about pageantry?

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Phil Spector Looks Like He’s Doing Well

philhair2_starsFrom The Smoking Gun:

“Music producer/killer Phil Spector was photographed by the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation in June 2009. Unlike his prior booking photo sessions, Spector was not allowed to wear a wig, per state prison regulations. Spector was sentenced to 19 years in prison following his conviction for murdering actress Lana Clarkson, who he shot to death in his Los Angeles home in February 2003.”
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Here’s the new pic from jail:

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And it looks like they already have an action figure created for him too:

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Old Lady Got Tazed For Being An Old Lady

OBEYYY!!!!   ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I don’t know who gets the brown star here, the cop or the old lady.  It looks like they were both being dumb.  Still funny though (settle down, she didn’t die).[ad#Google Adsense Post bottom banner]

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Costa Ricans Have Huge Mysterious Balls

Stone Spheres in Costa Rica

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As some of you may know, almost half of the staff of Doodiepants.com live in Costa Rica.  Therefore this post is actually relevant!  We’ll try to keep relevant stuff to a minimum though; and continue to ” focus on being unfocused.”

Anyway……..we’ve come to learn that there are numerous huge stone balls found in random jungle locations in Costa Rica.    They are nearly perfect spheres that measure from a few inches to 8 feet in diameter.  Some weigh several tons!   There are no grand temples in Costa Rica as in other parts of Central and South America and whatever civilization existed here didn’t leave much behind.     These spheres are like the ‘Stonehenge‘ or ‘Easter Island‘ of Costa Rica.

The  mystery, as so eloquently put by “Natural History Magazine” is:

“Why should hundreds of these perfectly shaped spheres, ranging in diameter from a few inches to eight feet, be scattered through the jungles southwestern Costa Rica?  How could prehistoric people have shaped them with only the crudest of tools?  And how could they have moved them over hill and dale from the distant sources of stone?  No other stone balls of like size have been found anywhere else in the world, except for a few in the highlands of Guatemala and in Vera Cruz.  The smooth, beautiful and almost perfectly rounded spheres give mute testimony to the artistic powers of an ancient people and tax modern man’s ingenuity in explaining their workmanship and significance.”

Picture of one of the stone spheres scattered through Costa Rica

Picture of one of the stone spheres scattered throughout Costa Rica

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Awesome Mojito Recipe For Your Anorexic Girlfriend – Video

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This Mojito recipe is awesome. I’m been drinkin’ them for the last few days and been totally unproductive.  What’s awesome is, if you have a calorie avoiding crazy girlfriend, just use Splenda instead of sugar.  Then you’ll have a totally guilt free awesome drink!  That way, she’ll drink more!  We at Doodiepants cut down on the soda water and added more rum.  Just do it to taste.   Have a Mojito party!

And for our Costa Rica readers……Cacique works just fine.  In fact, I think I like the Cacique ones a little better.   If you don’t know the history of the mojito or where it came from  check the wiki article.

God bless Goodhousekeeping.com!  Thanks for the info.

Send it to your friends!

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