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This reminds me of my hood.  From strizzzeets!!!!   Remy has a ton of other Rap videos on his Youtube site.  It’s Totally retarded and laugh worthy.

Remy’s Other Videos

I was recently told by someone of the Islamic persuasion that the Jews planned 9/11. I wasn’t surprised by this claim and I’d heard it many times in the past while traveling to and from various Islamic nations.   But………then my well mannered Mohammedan  proceeded to tell me that it was a known fact that 4000 Jews skipped work on 9/11/2001.  What?   Known fact?  Really?  Come on………….

Do you realize what this would entail? It would mean that a 4000 SuperJew network could not tell any of their Jewish friends and family in other cities, and have no leaks at all to anyone who may just have a problem with the the idea of covering up the death of 3000 non-Jewish American’s.  The belief requires that the 4000 Jews that skipped work were all part of the plan…..as none of them have come forward.   While I seriously doubted the plausibility and logic of this concept, I had to investigate.

Trolling the internet I found the claim on many conspiracy websites and Islamic related sites.  And after reading a few, I realized that there was nothing to substantiate the claim.  If there’s no evidence, why believe the less plausible argument? It’s ridiculous.  This MSN link also explains the likely origin of this myth.

A certain group of Israelis must not have gotten the “Death to America” memo on the 10th, as the Department of State has a list of Israeli Citizens that died on the the 11th…………………….. Continue Reading…

One guy is a doodie pants for letting someone shoot them at that distance, even with body armor.  One guy is a stud for taking one to the head and laughing about it (and fighting in a war of course).  Language NSFW in the first one.

3 Brown Stars for this Toolshed

It looks like Ahmadinejad is at it again.   “The people don’t like me?  Shut Down the media so no one finds out!”  God forbid anyone in Iran use the internet to communicate.    He’s a total idiot.   I’m glad to see the Iranian people are ready to Stand up!

Seriously, why even fake democracy?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jun/16/iran-protests-election-recount

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,526627,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/16/obama-disputed-iran-election-reveals-changed-expectations-voters/

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Ever wonder what happened to the weird lookin’ inbred kid from the movie “Deliverance”?  Well, he got old and now and runs a diner in Rabun County.  Billy Redden is his name and redneck inbred movie roles are his game.  He recently appeared in Tim Burton’s movie “Big Fish” (2004) and he took a role in Jeff Foxworthy’s “Blue Collar TV”.  Old man Redden doesn’t look quite so crazy anymore and enjoys his quiet diner life.   He looks much any other 60 year old southern man and is still the local celebrity.

Dueling Banjos Deliverance – The most popular videos are here

Clayton Tribune Article , Billy Redden Wiki

For more pics videos, and info on Billy Redden from Doodiepants.com Continue Reading…

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We love this video. I may only be speaking for half of the staff but I think I’m not.

A very funny video from Adult Swim and – Zach Galifianakis on The Tim and Eric Awesome Show.

New slutty picture of Carrie we got a hold of! She's tromping around in her underwear! I can't believe it!

First of all, we want to thank Ms. California for being the personal moral representative of Jesus Christ and Christians across America these last few months.

Thought you’d heard enough of this Ms. California silliness?

Well, yesterday Carrie informed  TMZ that pageant staff members including Keith Lewis offered her a shot at doing Playboy.   WHAT?  Wow, that’s a little hypocritical considering the abuse she got for her mildly slutty pictures of the past. (wink)  The idea that she would even be offered this by the organization shows how B.S. their decency standards are.

Let’s get down to the heart of the issue?  Why does any of this matter?  Did everyone forget what she had to do to get the her coveted “Ms. California” sash in the first place?  If I remember correctly, it was to strut around a stage in her underwear, and be eye candy for millions of men.  I’m not understanding why people in various news outlets and blogs including Hollywood Gossip, are making her pictures a big deal, or why she’s feeling the need to make up stories about sneaky photographers taking pics while she’s undressing.   She can run around a stage with her fresh implants and tiny bikini for the Miss USA title, but somehow people act surprised that she took some pictures with minimal clothing in the past.  Are Americans that disillusioned about pageantry?

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From The Smoking Gun:

Here’s the new pic from jail:

And it looks like they already have an action figure created for him too:

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OBEYYY!!!!   ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I don’t know who gets the brown star here, the cop or the old lady.  It looks like they were both being dumb.  Still funny though (settle down, she didn’t die).

Huevos Grande!

As some of you may know, almost half of the staff of Doodiepants.com live in Costa Rica.  Therefore this post is actually relevant!  We’ll try to keep relevant stuff to a minimum though; and continue to ” focus on being unfocused.”

Anyway……..we’ve come to learn that there are numerous huge stone balls found in random jungle locations in Costa Rica.    They are nearly perfect spheres that measure from a few inches to 8 feet in diameter.  Some weigh several tons!   There are no grand temples in Costa Rica as in other parts of Central and South America and whatever civilization existed here didn’t leave much behind.     These spheres are like the ‘Stonehenge‘ or ‘Easter Island‘ of Costa Rica.

The  mystery, as so eloquently put by “Natural History Magazine” is:

“Why should hundreds of these perfectly shaped spheres, ranging in diameter from a few inches to eight feet, be scattered through the jungles southwestern Costa Rica?  How could prehistoric people have shaped them with only the crudest of tools?  And how could they have moved them over hill and dale from the distant sources of stone?  No other stone balls of like size have been found anywhere else in the world, except for a few in the highlands of Guatemala and in Vera Cruz.  The smooth, beautiful and almost perfectly rounded spheres give mute testimony to the artistic powers of an ancient people and tax modern man’s ingenuity in explaining their workmanship and significance.”

Picture of one of the stone spheres scattered throughout Costa Rica

Arthur C. Clark’s video about these spheres below Continue Reading…

This Mojito recipe is awesome. I’m been drinkin’ them for the last few days and been totally unproductive.  What’s awesome is, if you have a calorie avoiding crazy girlfriend, just use Splenda instead of sugar.  Then you’ll have a totally guilt free awesome drink!  That way, she’ll drink more!  We at Doodiepants cut down on the soda water and added more rum.  Just do it to taste.   Have a Mojito party!

And for our Costa Rica readers……Cacique works just fine.  In fact, I think I like the Cacique ones a little better.   If you don’t know the history of the mojito or where it came from  check the wiki article.

God bless Goodhousekeeping.com!  Thanks for the info.

Send it to your friends!

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Just be honest Howie. We respect you for your service. But don't dishonor dead of the 82nd.

84 year old Howard Manoian has been parading around as an 82nd Airborne paratrooper for decades and telling heroic stories and gallant tales of battle behind enemy lines.   But little does the public know, it may  be a complete fabrication!   According to the Boston Herald, the National Archives show that old Howie was in a Chemical unit and worked at a supply dump.  As do his records at the bottom of our post.  And numerous reports and payroll listings show him as being the 33rd Chemical Decon Company and never with the 82nd Airborne. In today’s war, it’s like  a  Iraq vet that served as an admin clerk, but then came home and claimed to be a Green Beret! The French don’t seem to mind much, but I’m sure that the 82nd Paratroopers that spilled their blood on foreign soil might.

Alexis Berthier of the French Consulate in Boston said, “Mr. Manoian will receive the Legion of Honor based on the confirmed and established elements of his service, not on the contested ones.  It is established that Mr. Manoian participated in the Normandy campaign and was wounded in action on French soil.”

“Wounded on French Soil”   According to records, he broke a finger……….

You don't need to fake funk sir? You get hero cred just for being part of the war!

A video of him telling about his exploits, a scan of his 17 June Company Record and source links are below. Continue Reading…