Miss California offered shot at Playboy by pageant officials, new pics today

Jun

Miss California offered shot at Playboy by Pageant Head Honchos, New pics

Celebrities

New slutty picture of Carrie we got a hold of! She's tromping around in her underwear! I can't believe it!

First of all, we want to thank Ms. California for being the personal moral representative of Jesus Christ and Christians across America these last few months.

Thought you’d heard enough of this Ms. California silliness?

Well, yesterday Carrie informed TMZ that pageant staff members including Keith Lewis offered her a shot at doing Playboy. WHAT? Wow, that’s a little hypocritical considering the abuse she got for her mildly slutty pictures of the past. (wink) The idea that she would even be offered this by the organization shows how B.S. their decency standards are.

Let’s get down to the heart of the issue? Why does any of this matter? Did everyone forget what she had to do to get the her coveted “Ms. California” sash in the first place? If I remember correctly, it was to strut around a stage in her underwear, and be eye candy for millions of men. I’m not understanding why people in various news outlets and blogs including Hollywood Gossip, are making her pictures a big deal, or why she’s feeling the need to make up stories about sneaky photographers taking pics while she’s undressing. She can run around a stage with her fresh implants and tiny bikini for the Miss USA title, but somehow people act surprised that she took some pictures with minimal clothing in the past. Are Americans that disillusioned about pageantry?

First off, Carrie Prejean holds a view on gay marriage that a majority of Americans hold. Here is a link to Hollywood Gossip’s ridiculous thoughts and bible quoting antics on the issue and link to a rant from Perez Hilton who was one of the judges in the pageant.

To the writers of ”Hollywood Gossip”, and “Perez Hilton”:

You’re a Doodiepants because of your idiotic rantings as seen in the links above.

To the whole Miss America organization:

You’re lame, for for perpetuating importance to a stupid contest and does nothing but supply men dick slapping material during the bikini competition. You might as well add a pole dancing competition and a lingerie round.

To Carrie Prejean

You’re not off the hook…….You’re an idiot for making up silly stories about your picture being accidentally taken while you were changing and for acting like it matters anyway. And Frankly we could care less what glorified bikini model has to say about gay marriage or what she has to say about anything. You have one job…….to look pretty in minimal clothing. And Carrie, you do an excellent job at that. Keep walking around on stages in bikinis. Let’s not get too ambitious Carrie.