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Ever wonder what people in Afghanistan and Iraq (soldiers and security contractors alike) do to their uniforms and gear to rebel a bit.  Uniform Patches! Here is a collection of the most offensive military uniform patches you can buy today and stick on your gear. Be advised, some of these patches use awesome language not suitable for youngins.  Some even have the Arabic translations like the one below so the locals can read them.   Hooray for hearts and minds!

The perfect patch for the culturally sensitive warrior in an Islamic republic.

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2 brown stars for Dick Dawkins!

Richard Dawkins, the champion for Atheism and author of the book, “The God Delusion” was interviewed by Ben Stein for his movie “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed”.  Ben Stein’s movie in my opinion was less in support of “Intelligent Design”, and more in support of accepting the possibility that there may be some sort of outside influence or intelligence that initiated the process of life as we know it.

The ALF proposition: For argument’s sake, if you were to keep the idea of a God, out of the argument completely, and replace him with ALF the alien; you could make the statement that ALF seeded life on the planet. And according to Richard Dawkin’s at around 3:21 in this video, my ‘ALF Proposition’ could be acceptable.  I think Ben Stein brought to light an excellent point here.  Dawkins and his atheist friends seem more opposed to the ‘type’ of creator\influence involved.  They hate to admit that the scientific community may be a bit close minded on the issue of origins.   

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1. Wim Hof – The Ice Man

Where to begin…… Wim Hof has been credited with swimming 50 meters under ice, sitting in a tub of ice up to his neck for 1 hour and 31 minutes, running a half marathon in the Arctic Circle barefoot, and attempting to climb Mt. Everest in his shorts!   He uses a a tantric technique called Tummo practiced by Tibetan monks.   And the secret ninja technique known as “awesomeness”.

And here is a video of the legendary swim under the ice.

Some good info on Wim Hof can be found on his Wiki page.

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…then comes to the realization that he is not a gangsta at all.

That skater is truly awesome. I love the sound of trucks getting smashed on psuedo-gangstas back.  Haha.  Don’t use guns kids. 
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Seriously Bring him back here!

So, maybe we had nothing to post today. Maybe we’re lazy.  Why the heck does this picture even exist? Why did we waste our time doing this?

No reason, no reason at all.

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Tara Reid, you're 20 something for God's sake. Go to a gym not a doc.

WHAT? ACTUAL LIPOSUCTION AT HOME?  Here’s one News Link.  Yes, it’s actually happened.  It was a Brazilian couple doing hack jobs in their basement.

“Authorities say the pair performed liposuction in the basement of a home and have taken their passports and placed them both on bail.  Luiz Carlos Ribeiro, 49 is a licensed doctor in Brazil but has no license to practice in the U.S. and he and Ana Maria Miranda Ribeiro have pleaded not guilty to the charges at their arraignment.  The couple are accused of performing an illegal liposuction on Fabiola DePaula, 24, of Framingham who was pronounced dead shortly after arriving at hospital.  District Attorney Martha Coakley says autopsy results will not be available for several days, and charges could then be upgraded.

The surgery was apparently performed on a massage table in the basement of a local condominium, and according to official sources large amounts of blood have been found on the floor.”

www.news-medical.net

This “SuckIt Home Lipo Kit” looks awesome, but I wouldn’t suggest using the human fat from your liposuction in your cooking as these  folks below did.  I think they were just joking about using it in the mashed potatoes.    It tastes far too gamey for most dishes.

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I not exactly sure what the purpose of “Public Service Announcements” from the future are,  but I do know that an old lady gets punched by a robot.

THAAD is the best thing we’ve got going for us.   Three layers of missile defense and a kinetic energy hammer that wails on it’s target.  I really like the name of this weapon.  Good choice!

I like when he says:  ‘THAAD is on hunt, but will he kill his prey?  Oh there it is.  He Nailed it!”

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Ancient Chinese Secret

Call us shallow, but I know more than a few girls(and a few guys) that wouldn’t mind learning the fine art of cosmetically touching up their bodies.   The same kind of touching up that is done to 99% of magazine pictorials and every celebrity picture that isn’t taken by a stalker on the beach.

Did I say “touching up”?  Well, I meant a making completely deceitful super hot version of you.  That way you can put pictures of your self on Facebook, Myspace, and Match.com and feel awesome.   Then you can get really depressed when you actually have to meet that special someone in person and see their look of horrid surprise!   Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh………………………… Hide the pistol!

The 2 videos on this post will show you how to make yourself skinnier and have bigger boobs in less than 10 min.  Send us your finished pics, we’d love to see how if works for the layman.

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This is the episode of ER where every urban legend is true.   From Pop Rock stomach explosions and pennies falling from tall buildings to 7 gallons in Elton John’s stomach;  all the stories you heard and believed while growing up…….are true.

Hey, why is hair growing on my hands?  That’s weird.

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