Ancient Chinese Secret

Ancient Chinese Secret

Call us shallow, but I know more than a few girls(and a few guys) that wouldn’t mind learning the fine art of cosmetically touching up their bodies.   The same kind of touching up that is done to 99% of magazine pictorials and every celebrity picture that isn’t taken by a stalker on the beach.

Did I say “touching up”?  Well, I meant a making completely deceitful super hot version of you.  That way you can put pictures of your self on Facebook, Myspace, and Match.com and feel awesome.   Then you can get really depressed when you actually have to meet that special someone in person and see their look of horrid surprise!   Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh………………………… Hide the pistol!

The 2 videos on this post will show you how to make yourself skinnier and have bigger boobs in less than 10 min.  Send us your finished pics, we’d love to see how if works for the layman.

For the Breast Enlargement Video  See below


We’d like to thank ICEFLOWSTUDIOS for their outstanding work and awesome Youtube channel.

For those of you that don’t want to shell out $200 for Adobe Photoshop or don’t want to pirate it, there is an extremely powerful ‘open source’ photo editor called GIMP that has many of the same features as Photoshop but it’s free.  It’s a Doodiawesome program and you can download it here.