Tara Reid, you're 20 something for God's sake. Go to a gym not a doc.

Tara Reid, you're 20 something for God's sake. Go to a gym not a doc.

WHAT? ACTUAL LIPOSUCTION AT HOME?  Here’s one News Link.  Yes, it’s actually happened.  It was a Brazilian couple doing hack jobs in their basement.

“Authorities say the pair performed liposuction in the basement of a home and have taken their passports and placed them both on bail.  Luiz Carlos Ribeiro, 49 is a licensed doctor in Brazil but has no license to practice in the U.S. and he and Ana Maria Miranda Ribeiro have pleaded not guilty to the charges at their arraignment.  The couple are accused of performing an illegal liposuction on Fabiola DePaula, 24, of Framingham who was pronounced dead shortly after arriving at hospital.  District Attorney Martha Coakley says autopsy results will not be available for several days, and charges could then be upgraded.

The surgery was apparently performed on a massage table in the basement of a local condominium, and according to official sources large amounts of blood have been found on the floor.”

www.news-medical.net

This “SuckIt Home Lipo Kit” looks awesome, but I wouldn’t suggest using the human fat from your liposuction in your cooking as these  folks below did.  I think they were just joking about using it in the mashed potatoes.    It tastes far too gamey for most dishes.

Here are some good reasons and more pictures of Tara Reid to  help you think twice before getting anything done to your body.  Seriously, if these celebrities can’t get good plastic surgery done with all their money, you’re taking a huge risk with any doctor you could pay for on ‘regular joe’  income. (Unless of course you come over to my friend Ricardo’s house and we’ll hook you up with sweet thighs and a washboard stomach for $650.  And we’ll throw in a free commemorative key chain and beer huggie.)

Thank you Awefulplasticsurgery.com

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