Ever wonder what people in Afghanistan and Iraq (soldiers and contractors alike) do to their uniforms and gear to rebel a bit. Â Patches! Patched patches and more patches. Here is a collection of the most offensive military patches you can buy today and stick on your gear or uniform. Â Be advised, some of these use foul language. Â Some even have the Arabic translations so the locals can read them!
For the full gallery see the entire post
- The perfect patch for the culturally sensitive warrior in an Islamic republic.
- A question for the ages
- A must see Movie!
- Must have something to do with the rooster population?
- My favorite
- Absolutely genius.
- Doodie attractor, how appropriate
- Me neither
- Arghhhhhhh Hoorah
- Male soldiers and their love of base whores. Great
- It’s true
- Sounds reasonable
I’m not advertising for these sites, but if you want to buy moral patches as seen above, check out LA Police Gear and TAD Gear. Â They carry the whole selection. Â I didn’t feel right posting this without giving the sites props.
I love the “Your Mom sends me care packages” patch. Â Perfect! Â I want one.

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Your Mom sends me care packages? Genius? Seriously dial it up a notch and lay the smack down: “Your wife/gf/mom just came on my care package”
I think that could top the offensive patch list……wow.