Ever wonder what people in Afghanistan and Iraq (soldiers and contractors alike) do to their uniforms and gear to rebel a bit.  Patches! Patched patches and more patches. Here is a collection of the most offensive military patches you can buy today and stick on your gear or uniform.  Be advised, some of these use foul language.  Some even have the Arabic translations so the locals can read them!

The perfect patch for the culturally sensitive warrior in an Islamic republic.

The perfect patch for the culturally sensitive warrior in an Islamic republic.

For the full gallery see the entire post

The perfect patch for the culturally sensitive warrior in an Islamic republic.
A question for the ages
A must see Movie!

Must have something to do with the rooster population?
My favorite
Absolutely genius.

Doodie attractor, how appropriate
Me neither
Arghhhhhhh Hoorah

Male soldiers and their love of base whores. Great
It's true
Sounds reasonable


I’m not advertising for these sites, but if you want to buy moral patches as seen above, check out LA Police Gear and TAD Gear.  They carry the whole selection.  I didn’t feel right posting this without giving the sites props.

I love the “Your Mom sends me care packages” patch.  Perfect!  I want one.

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