Ever since I can remember, I’ve always noticed something about guys and cats. Any guy over thirty that lives alone and loves cats……..is either creepy or gay. Why this is I don’t know. But, I’ve compiled a small collection of pictures and video that I think illustrate my point perfectly.
Sometimes you can judge a book by it cover. And when it comes to single dudes that own cats…….it’s a very odd book. And probably a book you wouldn’t want to leave your children alone with.
In addition to the wonderful pictures above, I found a couple of websites attempting to portray the ownership of cats as a masculine activity. Haha! And I found the keyboard cat video.
It’s Ok For Straight Men To Love Cats - No, no it’s not.
Real Men Love Cats Too – Sure maybe, but not single males over 30.
Facebook Profile: “When Men Love Cats” - Hmm….. I don’t know, because they’re gay?
Real Men Love Cats – Seriously how many articles can you write with this subject.
Breaking down cat stereotypes, real men love feline - The stereotype is there for a reason. And Doodiepants.com has come to reinvigorate it!
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And well……here’s the Keyboard Cat. It’s Charlie Schmidt’s cat. This Youtube video has almost 2,300,000 views.
It’s probably the best video ever made.

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Yes. A single guy owning a cat is weird. Period. As a woman who has endured the dating world for many years, I will back this up 100%. Feline ownership by single men is a HUGE red flag for me based on my own experiences.
And a woman who owns more than 2 cats is weird…it is a slippery slope.
IMHO
‘Either creepy or gay’? Maybe. And how about ‘shy loner’? Could it be that some of these guys for some reson can’t find a human friend, so they’re keeping cats as friend substitutes. Just a thought. I wouldn’t date any of them though:)
I totally agree with Heather’s comment about a woman with more than 2 cats. I keep two cats myself, and I say that’s really enough. They keep each other company and don’t get bored as a single cat might, but more than two, and you get a dirty smelly house with a weirdo owner.
I have 2 cats, 40yr old male, straight, single, and I have an 18 year old daughter. I work my ass off and it’s tough for me to take care of a dog. The cats are easy to take care of….feed them give them water, clean the catbox and I’m done. I think that I’m pretty normal with not too many hang ups, but I do like to keep to myself.
Even though the cats are a pain in the ass, I think they make great pets. My friends love them too.
How can this be possible? Single guy over 30 that owns cats and isn’t creepy and wierd?
We may need to call you in for an interview. Would you mind picking up some tickets to Costa Rica?
what narrow minded tosh …odd book indeed
you need lighten up m8
It’s doesn’t get much lighter than this post being a total joke.
Only 2 of the men pictured are showing a ring finger, how can you verify they are all single?
In my opinion, there are weirdos with anything, taking a weirdo with a cat pic is just what they are. There are plenty of “normal”, non-creeps that own cats. Get off your mighty stereotypical horse and blog about something worthwhile.
Get off your over “king of proper blogging” high horse and relax.
Wow. I’m glad we have someone like Heather here to enlighten all of us. I guess since I own two cats, my tall, slim, HOT girlfriend should dump me immediately, since I’m either creepy or gay.
And by the way, both cats were gifts from her when I had Hodgkins Lymphoma and I was going through Chemo.
Whoa…..heather just go Chemoslapped!
Waitasecond… I think I just showed my butt. This board isn’t serious, is it?
i thought being sexually attracted to men made you gay. i guess those sex-ed courses were all wrong. write your local political representative demanding changes to the school curriculum: “LIKING CATS SIGNIFIES HOMOSEXUALITY. BLACK PEOPLE ARE THIEVES. CIGARETTES ARE HEALTHY.”
The point was basically that men who like cats are creepy or weird. This has been verified multiple time by Russian social scientists.
“The point was basically that men who like cats are creepy or weird. This has been verified multiple time by Russian social scientists.”
Wre they drinking vodka when they said it?