I have noticed cats don’t work well with females. Women make cats aloof and insecure by trying to control these animals with negative reinforcement and giving them a limited range. Something to do with baby protection complex because meow mows hit the cry note.

Men enjoy sharing space with these manageable carnivores for pure entertainment so we tend to encourage “bad” behavior. I’d be devastated to lose fluffy, but at the same time I want to enjoy a cat. I only met one woman who shared this philosophy and she was from Europe, sharing the old-world view of cats as not pets. Summer comes and that bowl of food starts staying nice and topped off. Countless times watching purr-baby chomp down a mouse head to tail or hearing the crunching noise of a grasshopper cracked open, and he does purr the whole time.

When people generalize they are talking about the majority of whatever it is observed certain people are doing and seem repeat all over the world. In this case it is 30+ single cat owner dudes seem to be creepy. These particular dudes who are single and have numerous cats are probably using cats as companions because the cats are not complex like humans and the cats won’t “hurt” them as humans have done in their lives.

This is a joke website but is also a true statement.

No that doesn’t mean YOU who is on here defending all cat owning dudes, that means the majority. So I say you CAN generalize, some say it’s unfair too. Just think of generalizing as saying the majority. I’ll bet if there were a scientific study on this, the statistics would indicate this to be true.

There’s a study about cat owners vs dog owners and it says that cat owners have a higher IQ than dog owners…. This is really a generalization too but you don’t see cat owners fighting this one. They probably do have higher IQs because they don’t get along well with people and are socially awkward therefore giving them more time to study. They probably studied a lot in school as a kid and didn’t spend their youth making relationships with people because either they loved to study or sucked at socializing.

But yeah you’re right about the site. It’s here to piss people off and have a small percentage click through…….click on an ad and help me buy more whiskey. I love whiskey. I appreciate you spending more and more time trolling here.