Doodie Pants

This was supposedly designed for a Nintendo Wii riding simulation. (Or maybe a Wii potty training tool? “First Years Wii Doodie” Maybe?) Who hasn’t wanted to ride a vibrating virtual horse in “Zelda”, or the speeder from “Star Wars”?  I’m sure hormone enraged adolescents will love the new contraption.  And parents everywhere will face a new addiction problem related to video games.  This looks like the next “Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick”

This patent was found in the European Patent database. The pictures are surprisingly entertaining.  I hope this never makes it to the market.  We’ll never get the kids off the Wii.

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One of the other Nintendo patents referenced for the “Wii Saddle” states in it’s description.

“The mammillated surface aids in preventing slippage of the balls during such types of wet play with multiple players.”

We didn’t make this up, check description yourself.  These patent writers have GOT to be cracking up laughing when they’re writing this stuff.  Or….maybe they’re Japanese  and have no idea the humor involved.

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Mattel’s famous “Harry Potter Vibrating Broom Stick” that got pulled off the shelves a few years back.

My 17 year old daughter loves it!

Fun for all the kids!