He may be a spoiled little punk in need of a throat punch, but he is correct…..bacon is good for you. Just ask your cardiologist, I’m sure he\she’ll agree.
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Here’s The Onion’s latest report on bacon (we only use the most respected sources):
“ROCHESTER, MN—Bacon, long believed to contribute to heart disease and obesity, possesses significant health benefits
, according to a study released Monday by Dr. Albert Gruber, the best scientist ever. “My research has found that three strips of crispy, mouthwatering bacon every morning can actually reduce cholesterol and help slow the aging process,” the awesome Gruber said. “What’s more, the bacon’s positive effects are enhanced when combined with milk shakes and/or marijuana.”
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