Archive for January, 2010

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The Numbers Behind The Internet and Pornography

Have ever seen video for the song “The Internet is for Porn”? According to research done by the  University of Montreal on porn habits,  it turns out…..it is!  They ran into small a problem with their research. They couldn’t find enough men who said they didn’t watch porn!

What were the results, seeing as though they couldn’t find anyone who didn’t watch porn? Crunchgear.com summed up the porn statistics well:

• Single men watched an average of 40 minutes of porn three times per week

• Non-single men watched porn a little bit less, 20 minutes and 1.7 times per week

• Men have “conventional” sexual habits, whatever that means

• Porn hasn’t changed men’s perception of women

For some interesting figures that may surprise you,   check out the handy diagram after jump. Continue Reading…

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The Mormon History of Black Skin

This is amazing.  I never realized that Mormons had their own little space science fiction drama. I also never knew that up until a holy revelation happened in 1978, the Mormon church banned people with black skin or African decent from the priesthood. It’s almost as bad as the Scientology story we posted a few months ago except for no space-planes.  The video below tells the rough story of Mormonism and their ancient galactic history.  Sadly the church doesn’t seem to talk much about the “early Gods” anymore, which is a shame because the story sounds awesome.   They should make an Xbox 360 game out of it where you can beam in like “Mormon Jesus”  kick butt and earn cool Mormon artifacts from ancient America(that never existed).

It’s all pretty ridiculous and entertaining but……notice the part in the cartoon about a group of wiley people getting cursed with black skin.   This may cause some waves here in the 21st century.

now appove of Black skin

I hear ya knockin

Watch the Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints video below on where people with  black skin came from.  Continue Reading…

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Strange Places You Might Find Tommy Lister aka Debo

You all remember Debo from the movie “Friday” right?  Well, if you’re under 30 years old you may not know that Tommy “Debo” Lister was also famous for his character “Zeus”  in the WWF after appearing in Hulk Hogan‘s movie “No Holds Barred“.  I found some pretty odd video clips of Tommy Lister; including one of him with the famous Christian televangelist Benny Hinn and an odd interview about his recent movie “Lean Like a Cholo”.   Tommy Lister also has an  interesting new ‘Jesus is my gangsta’ style ministry.

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See All of Debo’s odd videos and appearances after the Jump Continue Reading…

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Military Sniper Ends Skinny Redneck’s Pity Party

Don’t let anyone tell you things like this only happen in the movies.  Here’s proof that you really can shoot the guns out of people’s hand.  Catching bullets in your mouth and some of the Remo Williams tricks are still up for debate.


A military sniper team aiding local law enforcement shot the pistol out of this suidical man’s hands.   The man was likely distraught due to recent news related to something fitting his stereotype.  Continue Reading…

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That’s What Haiti Gets For Making that Devil Pact

On the 700 Club televangelist Pat Robertson Implies that the reason for the disastrous Earthquake in Haiti wasn’t tectonic plate shifts; it was the pact with the devil Haitians made to be freed from their French colonizers in the 18th Century.  Keep in mind that 96% of the population of Haiti are Christian.  (80% Catholic, 16% Protestant).  Also keep in mind that Pat Robertson and the 700 Club are responsible for numerous failed end time prophecies.

Here’s the truth behind the Haitian Revolution and Dutty Boukman (Pronounced Doodie Bookman)  If you look into Haitian history, there’s a story about a Voodoo priest whose death led to the final slave revolt that resulted in Haitian independence. Continue Reading…

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Barack Obama is Not Black

Why is President Barack Obama considered Black by mainstream media?  Why is there even a White\Black line when here are an infinite number of skin tones?   Is there a racial draft of some sort like on the Dave Chappelle Show?   I understand that he is the first US president with African heritage and that is significant considering the history of Africans in the US over the last 200 years, but……if his mother was a light shade of beige and his father was brown; what makes him black?

There seems to be some arbitrary line you cross that makes you part of the black or white community.  Here’s an article in the Orlando Sentinel about the “One Drop Rule”.  It appears that most of the US unconsciously follow this “One Drop Rule”.  With the recent debacle involving Harry Reid and his Obama Negro comments, this issue seems quite appropriate.

Hooray for the first lightly brown colored President of the United States.

See the “Racial Draft” Video and more of this post after the Jump. Continue Reading…

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Doodie Sanchez Shirt is Family Friendly

It's not dirty.....promise.

Doodiepants.com is tired of  getting all these comments about this shirt being inappropriate or pornographic.  What a Joke.  It has the word ‘Doodie’ in it and we like Mexicans……..Boom a shirt was made.  That seems like a good enough reason to me to make a shirt.   This  “Doodie Sanchez” shirt is in no way related to the phrase “Dirty Sanchez” or “Stinky Hitler”.    Shame on you!

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Macho Man Randy Savage Rap Album Review and Video

Yes, Macho Man Randy Savage did come out with a rap album.  The Rumors are true! It was released in 2003. Some sellers online have it for sale for over $100.  It’s an auto classic I suppose.  I found this ridiculously awesome review it on Amazon and still can’t stop laughing.

Just in case you need a little more of the Macho Man, check out the classic WWF wrestling trash talk compilation video at the bottom.
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A Life Changing Musical Experience


5.0 out of 5 stars AN EXISTENTIAL HEADLOCK TO PARADIGM VICTORY IN THE RAP ARENA, December 22, 2003
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Randy Macho Man Savage’s excursion into the hip-hop arena represents an pivotal moment for American culture and civilization. In creating his recording, “Be A Man”, Savage throws out all conventional ways and approaches to artistic expression and replaces them with new structures and processes of analyzing the age-old problematics brought about by human conflict, identity and belonging.

Savage manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consistent approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesizing elements of American popular culture such as wrestling and hip hop. In Sartre’s existentialist tradition, Macho utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to re-validate and giving meaning to what had become a meager existence, while at the same time elevating & liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence. Continue Reading…

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Avatar is a Pocahontas Ripoff?

Not to be mean to James Cameron and his excellent movie Avatar, but there’s something strange about the plot line.  I, as well as quite a few others on the internet noticed the incredible relation to the Disney movie “Pocahontas“.  Just take a look at this Pocahontas book report below.  Change up a few names and characters and…..WALLA…… Avatar!

Avatar Pocahontas Book Report Rehash

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Bloodrunsclear on Youtube made an excellent video that proves the point fairly well.  He snagged the Pocahontas preview trailer audio and slapped it onto the Avatar trailer.   It worked like a charm.  See the Video After the Jump. Continue Reading…

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Madonna Poses for Medical School Cadaver Class

Madonna looks like she could pose for an muscular skeletal anatomy class or who knows,  maybe she’s trying to copy Keith Richard’s arms.    Either way,  Shiny see through old lady skin is hot!

Kurt Cobain looks Great!

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“Madonna, 50, was pictured as she left a restaurant on Sunday night and returned to her London home.  Perhaps she needs to rethink her fitness sessions with personal trainer Tracy Anderson Continue Reading…