Doodie Pants

If you’ve watched Fox News for any period of time, you soon realize that nearly every female personality employed by them is super hot.  It’s as if Fox News said, “People like to look at beautiful people.  Why not hire only beautiful people?” This makes sound sense to me and according to their ratings; it’s working well.   CNN also has their own band of news babes and MSNBC has a few,  but I guess I’ve never noticed them.   The only girls I ever seem catch on there are short haired ‘man haters’ and that Pentagon correspondent Barbara Star.  They must keep the others locked up in the back room most of the time.

Fox News’ hot to ugly airtime ratio blows everyone else away.  Once again the Marketing 101 adage rings true: “Sex Sells”.

FOX NEWS BABES GALLERY

On top of this, the ratings for Fox News aren’t the only thing that have been rising on the set.  Pardon me for being mildly retarded, but I had never noticed this until seeing the video below.   Ridiculous

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Courtney Friel in a Bikini