This is amazing.  I never realized that Mormons had their own little space science fiction drama.  It’s almost as bad as the Scientology story we posted a few months ago except for no space-planes.  The video we’ve posted below, tells the rough story of Mormonism and their ancient galactic history.  Sadly the church doesn’t seem to talk much about the “early Gods” anymore, which is a shame because the story sounds awesome.   They should make an Xbox 360 game out of it where you can beam in like “Mormon Jesus”  kick butt and earn cool Mormon artifacts(that never existed).  It’s all pretty ridiculous and entertaining but……there is one small part in the cartoon about some wiley people getting cursed with black skin. Uh-oh.

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I hear ya knockin

Watch the Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints video below.  You’ll flip…..

I’m still kinda sad that those damn dark skinned ones had to be such fence sitters and couldn’t be valiant and righteous like the light skinned ones.   Oh Well……now they’re cursed with blackness forever.  Shenanigans!

A few Quotes From the Source:

“…cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing…the Lord God did cause a skin of BLACKNESS to come upon them (Book of Mormon 2 Nephi 5:21)”

“And . . . they were a mixture of all the seed of Adam save it was the seed of Cain, for the seed of Cain were black, and had not place among them (Pearl of Great Price Moses 7:22).”

1947 the First Presidency (supreme council) of the Church issued an Official Statement: “From the days of the Prophet Joseph Smith even until now, it has been the doctrine of the Church, never questioned by Church leaders, that the Negroes are not entitled to the full blessings of the Gospel.” (Statement of The First Presidency on the Negro Question, July 17 1947, quoted in Mormonism and the Negro, pp.46-7)

Also, if you don’t believe us about the “special Mormon underwear”, Google it.

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This is for real - Mormon Underwear - No Bull


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