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These are the worst album cover favorites. Heavy metal, black metal, death metal, hair metal, goth and various obsessions with death make for very entertaining album covers. We even manage to toss a few Norwegian death metal covers in there. Also, as it was impossible not to include…………that old Stryper album cover is in there. Stryper is awesome.
My only question is…..how deathly hardcore and bad-ass can you be if it take you 2 hours to put on makeup everyday?
"Good turnout to the festival this year." "Yah. Hope there's enough parking."
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- Close the Door Mom! We’re Taking our Band photo. And no we don’t want mac and cheese right now!
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- Hey dude, I can see you balls in that kilt
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- “Good turnout to the festival this year.” “Yah. Hope there’s enough parking.”
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- Another gradeschool drawing contest winner
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- “We were told there would be free breadsticks! FREEEEE BREADSTIIIIIICKSS!!!”
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- Looking like Chicks…..is not badass
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- I swear guys, It’ll look cool.
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- Our Pants are so tight, we gotta wear shades
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- Wait, what? The record company is cutting our leather budget? THIS WILL NOT STAND!!”
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- “Ugh… lets just put our zombie contacts in and do this”
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- Street gangs rejected from “The Warriors,” part 3: The Bozos
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- Oh sure…we have gas….there’s a station past the next fjord he says.
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- “Girlfriends? We don’t need no stinking girlfriends.”
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- Ahhhhhh Macarena……
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- “I can’t freaking BELIEVE you got your hair cut the day before the big chainmail photoshoot. You’re SO out of the band.”
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- Oil check, fur undies check….hey! where did Lance put my sword?
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- School of Gay
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- “She said they’d be here at 3:00.” “Dude, they ain’t coming…”
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- 2nd grade drawing contest winner
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- No comment
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- Hey! Check out our junk.
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- Strangest Album Cover of Ever
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- I think Isaiah would wonder about these guys
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- “Erik, would you come in out of the cold. Dinner’s almost ready.”
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- Man these chicks look wierd…..
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- “We may not get rich playing in a band, but, you know, we really enjoy making people happy. It’s… what we do.”
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- “Hey Mrs. Johnson, can Billy come out and help us slaughter some goats?”
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- “Once we get a few gigs, we can afford to buy more makeup and move out of mom’s crawlspace.”
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Well done. Now here are some of the best: http://kielbasage.blogspot.com/2011/10/top-19-greatest-albums-of-all-time.html
Although the Blind Melon is a pretty gay cover.