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These are the worst album cover favorites. Heavy metal, black metal, death metal, hair metal, goth and various obsessions with death make for very entertaining album covers. We even manage to toss a few Norwegian death metal covers in there. Also, as it was impossible not to include…………that old Stryper album cover is in there. Stryper is awesome.
My only question is…..how deathly hardcore and bad-ass can you be if it take you 2 hours to put on makeup everyday?
"Good turnout to the festival this year." "Yah. Hope there's enough parking."
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- Close the Door Mom! We're Taking our Band photo. And no we don't want mac and cheese right now!
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- Hey dude, I can see you balls in that kilt
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- "Good turnout to the festival this year." "Yah. Hope there's enough parking."
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- Another gradeschool drawing contest winner
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- "We were told there would be free breadsticks! FREEEEE BREADSTIIIIIICKSS!!!"
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- Looking like Chicks.....is not badass
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- I swear guys, It'll look cool.
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- Our Pants are so tight, we gotta wear shades
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- Wait, what? The record company is cutting our leather budget? THIS WILL NOT STAND!!"
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- "Ugh... lets just put our zombie contacts in and do this"
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- Street gangs rejected from "The Warriors," part 3: The Bozos
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- Oh sure...we have gas....there's a station past the next fjord he says.
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- "Girlfriends? We don't need no stinking girlfriends."
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- Ahhhhhh Macarena......
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- "I can't freaking BELIEVE you got your hair cut the day before the big chainmail photoshoot. You're SO out of the band."
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- Oil check, fur undies check....hey! where did Lance put my sword?
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- School of Gay
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- "She said they'd be here at 3:00." "Dude, they ain't coming..."
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- 2nd grade drawing contest winner
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- No comment
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- Hey! Check out our junk.
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- Strangest Album Cover of Ever
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- I think Isaiah would wonder about these guys
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- "Erik, would you come in out of the cold. Dinner's almost ready."
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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- Man these chicks look wierd.....
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- "We may not get rich playing in a band, but, you know, we really enjoy making people happy. It's... what we do."
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- "Hey Mrs. Johnson, can Billy come out and help us slaughter some goats?"
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- "Once we get a few gigs, we can afford to buy more makeup and move out of mom's crawlspace."
Pictures from the Collection of the worst heavy metal, death metal, and hair metal album covers.
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Well done. Now here are some of the best: http://kielbasage.blogspot.com/2011/10/top-19-greatest-albums-of-all-time.html
Although the Blind Melon is a pretty gay cover.