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Do it yourself Surgery. All the Procedures you thought you had to go to a hospital for you can now do with confidence the comfort of your own home. Top 10 Incredible Self Surgeries below.

[WARNING: This list contains some graphic images.] Self-surgery is the act of performing a surgical procedure on oneself. Sometimes it becomes necessity in extreme conditions to perform this act. This list includes 10 such individuals that because of great circumstances found it necessary to do so. It should be mentioned that self castration and self mutilation is actually the most common form of self- surgery and is not included in this list. Just a word of caution: The descriptions and some pictures on this list are not for the squeamish. Continue Reading…

Notice the incoherent thought process and the dribble coming from their mouths, this is what liberalism does to a person.  If they had any clue what the term fascist actually meant, they’d realize they fit the description perfectly.  Nearby Tea Party members got this video.

“Wipe my Ass with the American Flag”…………………Seriously?

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Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) brought down the house at the Congressional Correspondents’ Dinner, touching on the proper pronunciation of his name, his “seventies Jew-fro” that adorns his Twitter page and the proper method for engaging with journalists in live videos to show the proper amount of respect. Rep. Weiner thinks John Boehner just needs to be honest and pronounce his name the way it looks. Boner
Who is Boehner fooling? What am I, like, Anthony Waynor?

Watch the video below, which first aired on C-SPAN 3 on March 30, 2011:

Weiner? Boner? Is it just me, or does anyone else think this is final proof congress is full of dicks? Continue Reading…

Due the to current Burqa ban in France, Various Ninja clans throughout the country complain that their traditional garb(similar to a burqa) is now under fire.  According to Ninja clan leader Shinobi Hagakure, head of the Local 413 Cross Cutters Union, “what are we supposed to do now?  Wear frosted bluejeans? Polos? That’s not very sneaky”.  He then performed a ninja facepalm.

Those that choose to wear Ninja outfits in Public will now be fined $150 for burqa ban violations and sent to a French citizenship course.  French authorities have reassured the Ninja population that shin guards, climbing spikes, staffs, rope and throwing stars are still within the bounds of the law.

Ninjas from Clan Wahabi Saudimato

Angry Muslim Woman

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Or…….this lesbian looks just like Justin Bieber. A recent development in Justin Beiber fan culture brought about the startling realization that he looks like a girl.  The video in this post is a very talented female Youtube user by the name of “Danishay” singing a rendition of “Love the Way You Lie” by Eminem.

TodaTeen.....making boys look like girls since 1993.

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According to an April 7th poll from Public Policy Polling, 46% of Mississippi Republican primary voters think “interracial marriage should be illegal”.  No, this is not a poll dug out from 1959……….this is April 7th 2011.  If you add the 14% that marked “undecided” on the poll, you end up with a whopping 60%!   What justification is there for the illegality of a marriage between one man and one woman of divergent skin colors? There apparently remains a sad but not inconsiderable portion of the electorate that considers the partnership between whites and non-whites to be a danger to societal norms.   Add to that……after being shown pictures of  IceT and his wife Coco, Republicans polls shot up to 97%.

Ice T to Mississippi GOP - "You're right bitches.....this outta be illegal"

If you don’t believe our highly respected new and opinion site, check out the proof filled choco-swirl pudding below. Continue Reading…