Is it really a surprise that porn was found on Bin Laden’s hard drives?   He was stuck in that compound for a long long time……. And, What would be real news; is a hard drive out there in the world that DOESN’T contain porn.

I was hoping they’d release this news even if it wasn’t true.  What an awesome stab at the supposed piety of this murderous Islamic fundamentalist!  Congrats to Bin Laden! Not only is he in good company with the likes of Hitler and Stalin but he now shares the ranks of famous religious hypocrites Ted Haggard, Jimmy Swaggart and Robert Tilton.  It wouldn’t be out of the question if it was gay porn either.  The Taliban and Militant Islamists of the region are known for their homosexual leanings.

Wired Magazine – We Have Found Bin Laden’s Porn Stash-

Osama bin Laden lived for as long as five years in a compound with no internet or phone communications. He found ways to occupy his time.

Intelligence officials sifting through the contents of bin Laden’s captured hard drives have made quite the discovery. “The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan,” Reuters reports with an admirable deadpan, “consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive.” This is a great day for America.

If this is a CIA information operation — and how could it not be? — it’s the greatest one of all time. In public, bin Laden is the pious, self-proclaimed vanguard of a violent Islamic uprising. Alone in his compound, he’s beating it like it owes him cash.

Just to be That Guy, I tweeted at the Taliban’s English-language Twitter account what it makes of its old pal’s furtive encounters with himself. This is Internet Rule 34 to the Nth Degree.

“Please make it gay porn,” tweets the Washington Times‘ national security correspondent, Eli Lake.

I recommend checking out the hashtag #binLadenpr0n. So much of al-Qaida lore is tailor-made for pornographic parody. I mean, Ayman Zawahiri’s book Knights Under the Prophet’s Banner? Mohamed Atta’s coded message about when the 9/11 attacks would take place? (“Two sticks, a dash, a cake with a stick down.”) Give us your best suggestion in the comments.

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/05/we-have-found-bin-ladens-porn/

See “The Internet is For Porn” song below— Sesame Street Style.

 

Does Cookie monster delete his cookies after looking at porn?

Check out our post on “The Numbers Behind the Internet and Pornography” for stats and ridiculous info about Porn consumption worldwide.

Way to Go NY Post!

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