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Enter Christopher’s world, where everything from the “Lord of the Rings” is true and “Dungeons and Dragons” knowledge is akin to science. His videos teach willful followers how to locate Nature Spirits, find their homes, feed their unicorns, entice them with beverages, and trap them in little cages. Even if Nature Spirits and Nature People did exist, I would think there would be an uprising in the tree village once they found out they were all being represented by this total tool-shed.
Wait, did he say he took a group of Elves out to a Chinese restaurant? What?
Fairies, gnomes, and Elves actually don’t exist, but I know internet trolls exist and this Christopher Valentine dude is one of them. He’s another scammer making money off of metaphysical BS that holds no evidential support. The world needs freaky blonde guys teaching people how to capture fairies as much as it needs more more psychics, John Edwardses, Peter Popoffs, Benny Hinns, Robert Tiltons, witches, energy healers and homeopathic technicians. Granted, he may be an unknowing scammer and believe his every word is true, but for the love of rational thought…….please make it stop.
In addition, there’s that fact that these hidden nature creatures are getting their favorite hiding spots sold out to the public for profit. Greedy Chris Valentine doesn’t care! I hope a team of ranger gnomes sneak in and poop in his bed while doing his next recording. Now that would be awesome!
Oh there’s more after the Jump……much more………..
If you take one part hippie parents, one dash of Tolkien, one ostracized adolescent who’s only friends are invisible and come from places with names like Azgorath and Galdar, mix with good helping college year LSD………….you get this guy. Props to AronRa, his YouTube Channel and his show the “Magic Sandwich” for introducing me to Christopher Valentine.
Gnomes Pooped in My bed............
http://www.mystoftheoracle.com/
Christopher Valentine is co-author of these best-selling books on Nature Spirits: “A Gnome’s Story”, “Seeing and Sensing Gnomes” and “The Magic of Gnomes and Leprechauns” and their newest book “Magical Powers and Mystical Beings” Christopher Valentine together with co-author Christian speaks around the country teaching people how to see Nature Spirits LIVE during their “standing-room only” Lectures and Workshops. He has discovered the methods on how to see, sense, feel and talk to Nature Spirits and he shares these in his lectures and books. Christopher says Gnomes, Elves, Leprechauns and Fairies can change your life for the better, and with their help, gives you the techniques so you can experience them yourself. Christopher Valentine is a highly in-demand Speaker and Guest who appears frequently on television, radio, and print across the United States, and Internationally as the expert on Nature People.
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