Archive for November, 2011

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Occupy Protesters Are Dirty Hippie-Crites

If only stereotypes didn’t correlate to reality so often.  “Hippies”——-who are generally known to be smelly, dirty and campish, have made their mark in the public arena once again.   These are NOT the granola eating breed of hippies that carry everything on their back or in their VW bus.  Nor are they the peaceful Eco-conscious stoners of yesteryear’s struggle. These are iPhone packing, Guy Fawkes mask wearing, anarchist, angry,  socialist mobs that only seem to respect free speech if you’re a fellow camper in their stank ridden tent city.    Their “mark” near the city Hall in Los Angeles, was a putrid 30 tons of trash. 

30 tons of dirty smelly hippie trash!

Occupy Protesters 30 tons trash

Where do they think the money comes from for cleaning up all their shite.

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Pepper Spray Cop Gets MEME Slapped

Pepper Spray Cop meme ghandiJohn Pike, famous U.C. Davis Pepper Spray Cop now famous and meme’d all over the internet.  Here are some  favorites for you viewing pleasure.  The original video is at the bottom of the post.   It’s pretty intense.  The pepper spray cop isn’t even phased.  It’s like he’s watering his garden or just Febreezin his furniture.

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you Officer Pike for your outstanding performance.  Without your quick trigger fingers or those sissy college student hippies we could have never had this much fun!  I’ve found that pepper spray is a perfect addition to salsas, ceviche and chili.  These protesters really didn’t take advantage of the free spice being dolloped on them.  Of course, when it’s directly applied to your mucus membranes, it’s difficult to prepare food……plus you’re covered in snot and tears for the next hour or so.

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Ugandan Christians Fight Against the Poo Eating Gays

 

Ugandan Christian pastor (Doodie Sanchez) is leading the fight against the scourge of homosexuality in Uganda.  Listen as he  enlightens us on the details of  ‘the gay’.  Those crazy homosexuals, eating da poo poo.

Uganda is currently pushing for a bill to have homosexuals killed or imprisoned.    I’m wondering if the homosexuals who do not “ eat da poo poo” are also included?

So, where does Doodie Sanchez get his info from?  Does the arm make it all the way up to elbow?   Wow that’s a real trooper.

Be sure and check out the  “Eat da Poo Poo” Meme site.   Knowyourmeme – Eat da Poo poo

 

Frank Mugisha is kicking ass and leading the fight against idiots like the pastor above. (who are indirectly ushering in death penalties and hate driven violence) Continue Reading…

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Mario is Coon Killin’ Savage – PETA Fail

Super Mario in tanooki skin

 

Looks like Peta views that friendly raccoon suit flying plumber in a bit different way. At ten years old, when I thought original coon Mario merely gained the powers of flight through his magic feather and raccon suit, PETA had grand visions of the friendly plumber skinning forest creatures and donning their blood soaked skin.

In a press release, PETA says:

Tanooki may be just a “suit” in Mario games, but by wearing the skin of an animal, Mario is sending the message that it’s OK to wear fur. We created our game to help inform people that in real life, Mario would be wearing the skin of an animal who was beaten, strangled or electrocuted, and it wouldn’t give him any special powers other than the power of self-deception.

“Tanukis are real-life raccoon dogs who are beaten and, as PETA’s undercover exposés show, often skinned alive for their fur,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. “This winter, everyone can give raccoon dogs and other fabulous animals a 1-UP by keeping our wardrobes fur-free.

Did PETA forget that Mario also kills turtles, shoot deadly fireballs a birds, and uses giant lizard eggs as weapons? Continue Reading…