A bullet load of tactical forums have been posting on this bodyguard service from Montgomery, Alabama. I still have a hard time believing they real. It appears that a group of meth-heads who played too much Call of Duty decided to make a bodyguard company.
- Internet memes unite!
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!
- He didn't take the blue pill or the red pill.....just the meth pill
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!
- Why put the fat one up front?
- Not allowed to breed.....
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!
- Sheeeeeeat, Thems my abs.
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!
- When methheads buy weapons, gay carbines like this usually result.
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!
- Rape......It's what I do.
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!
- Arms stuck all retardish $200 Pistol Photo
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!
- Caution, Ninjas are Everywhere!
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!
- Keep her off the catering gigs
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!
- Meal Team Six
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!
- Light sabers even make these guys cool
For all your security needs, do not hesitate to contact Tactical Bodyguard & Security SVC of Montgomery, AL. We are a locally owned and operated company offering professional security and bodyguard service. We are focused and dedicated to providing high quality service and achieving 100% customer satisfaction. We believe that your needs are of the utmost importance and our entire team is committed to meeting those needs. In other words, we will do everything we can to meet your expectations. We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle. We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help. We would welcome the opportunity to earn your trust and deliver you the best service in the industry. Call us today!
If you have any doubts on the authenticity of the pics, please visit : http://tacticalbodyguardservices.com/ It’s their official website. I’m sure their traffic is going through the roof.
A group on face book has also taken note and claimed to be this security firm. While, quite douchy, the Silent Wind of Doom Dojo Facebook Page has been an entertaining read. They have however cried and deleted all of Doodiepants.com’s posts and banned us. Guess they weren’t too happy about us creating a Silent Wind of Doom Dojo shirt. Then in response, they made totally sucky shirts and charged $25 for them.


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Dude, SWODD is totally yanking your chain. It’s somebody from group fucking around, but damn it’s funny! Hope you enjoy the holidays. Limey
SWDD didn’t make these pics, they took them from tac and gun forums. The company is http://tacticalbodyguardservices.com/ and I think they’re for real. SWDD wasn’t at all happy about the shirt I made and whined , then made 2 shirts of their own.
The reads in the beginning were hilarious though. The douchbags who wrote in thinking they were actually serious about their “security company” were a lotta fun to read. Loved it!!
You have to admit that SWDD’s shirts are pretty cool though. I wouldn’t buy either;) I did miss your comments you made because they deleted them but obviously you are a smart guy and realize that SWDD is a big joke. What I find hysterical is all the tards that actually think it’s real and that the guy who posts for SWDD is actually being serious! lol First off are people so ignorant to the name? Silent Wind? Really? People don’t see that that page is a running FART joke? hahaha Also find it humorous that it tends to be mostly “pogues” and “REMF’s” that are buying into the SWDD hype and taking it too seriously. Lighten up!
This shirt is the coolest….. http://www.zazzle.com/silent_wind_of_doom_dojo_tshirt-235161545077880427?rf=238388911673689288
I’m still not going to buy your shirt;) Or his for that matter. But I can undertsand why he would get pissed at you for making a shirt. You stole his idea! Granted he stole it from someone else. But his page and pics were up before you posted this on your website. So you really can’t blame him for deleting your posts. It is HIS page. Just like if I were to want to make some shirts that had your website on it. Do you have patent rights? Now enough of this, find something else funny and make fun of it.
They were cocky about it, so I thought I’d have a little fun. Their entire page is based on them ripping on people, so it was fun to watch them squirm. Plus they’re idiots for not realizing the profit potential of having a site that brings 500-1000 hits per day making a fan shirt. The only reason I continued with it was to give them a hard time….and it was fun. I wouldn’t buy that shirt either, I have 20 others.
The best part was when they tried to claim copyright…..haha
When you fellers gonna do a feature on my super awesome fan page? I challenged SWODD to a fight to the death backyard cage match at my Mom’s house up in Jersey! Come at me bro!
When you fellers gonna do a feature on my super awesome fan page? I challenged SWODD to a fight to the death backyard cage match at my Mom’s house up in Jersey! Come at me bro!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Steve-Jordan/276899312340405