Archive for January, 2012

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Science Fair Projects Gone Wrong

We never got this much freedom with science fair projects when I as a kid.  Oh the times is changin.

Need to get a few tips from this Kid.  What will those whores do for your allowance?

What will whores do

What won’t a whore do? This project is dumb. A.D.D. kid agrees.

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Viper Academy – Mall Ninja School

We found more Mall Ninjas.  In fact, we found a school dedicated to training them.

super mall ninja operators

Fast Action Response Team (F.A.R.T.)

I can’t get enough of the Viper Academy. It’s like someone who grew up watching cheesy tactical shooter movies in a rough neighborhood then decided to confront violent crime  by building a tactical training center with absolutely no military or police background.  Enter the Threat Management Center of Detroit.  Theses guys are walking on high beams with assault rifles, throwing knives, shooting airsoft rifles and brandishing ninja swords.  From the videos below, it looks like they’re training for the Mall Ninja Olympics.

mall ninja special boat unit

Mall Ninja Special Boat Division (S.B.D.)

I’d love to see them show up at Blackwater Training Center or try and pitch their training system to Triple Canopy or the like.   They’d be laughed off the block.  See the videos below for some super entertaining mall ninja operator training. Continue Reading…

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Rosie O’Donnell Eats Whole Shark, Still Hungry

Hammerhead sharks have been on the endangered species list since 2008, and a Florida law that makes it illegal to fish them went into effect on January 1st, but f**k them says Rosie O’Donnell, who killed at least 2 (maybe 4) before then.     It’s all kind of ironic since, she’s been such an overbearing pig about hunting and gun control.

I don’t care if you want to hunt, I don’t care if you think it’s your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison. -Rosie O’Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell  shark kill

Rosie O’Donnell poses with controversial dead hammerhead shark

Rosie o'donnell with hammerhead shark

 

 

 

According to the Florida Sun Sentinal:   Rosie O’Donnell and her family caught huge hammerhead sharks in fishing trips off the South Florida coast.  Now environmentalists (are) irate at the killing of ocean predators that are considered overfished around the globe.  “Right now sharks are the most endangered animals around,” said Erik Brush, a Sarasota marine conservationist. “This is basically an endorsement. It sends the message that it’s an OK activity. And this is not an activity that we want celebrities endorsing.”  As for O’Donnell’s reaction to the controversy: “She’s amused by it.

I’m guessing the stink coming off Rosie’s blubber probably had schools of hammerheads and blues surrounding the boat Continue Reading…

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Pat Robertson Quotes God, Get’s Called Out By Colbert

Pat Robertson false prophetIf you come from religious perspective and can get over Colbert’s irreverence of tradition, you’ll realize that he’s doing what needs to be done more often—–punking out buffoons like Pat Robertson.  Pat is part of a long list of people smacking their lips on God’s behalf, claiming the know the future, and repeatedly contradicting themselves.   He claims to quote God directly and relays God’s message that the country will go through a large economic collapseIs God Captain obvious now?  The only specific detail that God gave Pat Robertson was the identity of the next US president.  Unfortunately, Pat was not allowed to tell the public.  I find this quite convenient, just in case he misheard God.

The Colbert Report

 

Pat Robertson apparently gets a pass on Bullshit claims of future knowledge and connection with God Continue Reading…

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Ghetto Hikes

Here’s a small collection of quotes with pics from “Ghetto Hikes” on Twitter.  Apparently these are quotes collected from guy with a full-time job leading urban kids on nature hikes.   He’s write down the crazy stuff they say. 

The last two with the Doodiepants.com logo are ours.   Send in your ghetto hike quote or picture if you wish and I’ll add it to the mix if it’s good.

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Hayek vs. Keynes Rap Battle

Economic arguments from generations ago play out before our eyes.  The original debate between Friedrich August von Hayek and John Maynard Keynes has shaped US economic policy for the last century.   Truly free markets…..or Government managed “Boom and Bust Cycles”.   The entire debate can be seen in this incredibly informative rap battle between Hayek and Keynes.  Get your smart on….

Politicians in Washington were quick to blame the free market that Hayek believed in for creating the boom and bust that has led to the recession that we are currently living in. Continue Reading…

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Rob Riggle Infamous Code Pink Smack Down at Berkley

This is from a couple years ago, but I had to post it.  It’s Rob Riggle at his finest. You might also remember him from the previous post The Navy Seal Who Shot Bin Laden.    Riggle goes in undercover and interviews Code Pink members protesting a Marine recruiting station.

Time and again organizations like Code Pink seem to get it wrong.  They draw few supporters from mainstream America, gain efficacy through fiery demonstrations in Washington, and consistently lash out against the wrong entities.

Here’s another video of Code Pink in action.  I cracked up when the lady responded to the Pearl Harbor question with, “What were we even doing in Hawaii anyway?” Continue Reading…

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Disney’s Princess Kesha Video Sluts Up Rapunzel

An exclusive, sneak peak at the newest Disney movie; Disney’s Princess Ke$ha.  For those who thought that Ke$ha could never play a sweet, innocent Disney princess — well, you were right. The pop star puts her uniquely dirty spin on the fairy tale world in “Disney’s Princess Ke$ha,” a new video for humor website Funny or Die.  After this Kesha video, you may look are your Disney characters in a new light.

The video wins cool points for slutting up the wholesome Disney format.   For the first 30 seconds of the video, Ke$ha plays a tower-bound beauty who has just woken from her slumber, but the G-rated scene quickly turn into an R-rated party Continue Reading…

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Ordinary Muslim Guy Meme

It’s only appropriate that we make fun of cultural stereotypes.  Hell what are they there for?

Offensive?……..could be. The ordinary Muslim guy meme deserves a shirt as well. I’m workin’ on it.

Check out the rest of this offensive politically incorrect collection of funny…..

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Top 50 Funny Yahoo Answers

Yahoo Answers has now become the ultimate collected display of human ignorance(and humor).  While some of the Yahoo questions are so outlandish, they border on fake, my assumption is that a majority of them are the result of poorly educated adolescents and overly medicated housewives.   Doodiepants.com has painstakingly collected some of the most ridiculous and funny Yahoo questions posted on Yahoo’s site over the last few years. yahoo answers See the rest of the Top 50 questions from Yahoo Answers below Continue Reading…