We found more Mall Ninjas.  In fact, we found a school dedicated to training them.

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Fast Action Response Team (F.A.R.T.)

I can’t get enough of the Viper Academy. It’s like someone who grew up watching cheesy tactical shooter movies in a rough neighborhood then decided to confront violent crime  by building a tactical training center with absolutely no military or police background.  Enter the Threat Management Center of Detroit.  Theses guys are walking on high beams with assault rifles, throwing knives, shooting airsoft rifles and brandishing ninja swords.  From the videos below, it looks like they’re training for the Mall Ninja Olympics.

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Mall Ninja Special Boat Division (S.B.D.)

I’d love to see them show up at Blackwater Training Center or try and pitch their training system to Triple Canopy or the like.   They’d be laughed off the block.  See the videos below for some super entertaining operator training.

Viper Academy Intro Video – Operators Operating Operationally

(don’t miss the Ninja sword around 9:00)

 

The multiple attackers section is the best part.

 

In this training interation we’ll teach you how to negotiate bullshit obstacles while flagging your battle buddy with your AR-15.

 

How to flip a pistol pointed at your head on a violent attacker.  Sure you could just cough up your wallet, but why not risk it.

 

Fun drills with overly compliant attackers.

 

Look Mom, I got a real rifle now. This is way better than airsoft!


Razor Paragon Mall Ninja Certification Testing

The Assault Rifle Disarmv(When they let you have it, keep in mind most people use slings)

If you’re interested in more high speed low drag training, visit the Threat Management Center

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