Below are a couple intriguing videos of real exorcisms that involve the removal of “gay demons”.    It’s pretty trippy.


I think A real gay demon would never allow his victim to leave the house wearing this outfit.

“COME OUT”… Hmmm not a wise thing to say to a gay demon.

 

Finally an answer for my gay dog Chico.  He just needs his gay demon exorcised!


gay demons

If demons entering humans and making them gay, what about animals that also commit acts of gayness?  The fact remains that animals of all sorts — dolphins, elephants, bonobos and sheep, to name a few — get up to saucy same-sex shenanigans that would make even the most prison hardened human homosexual blush. Like with all those gay penguins at all those zoos.

Religion(and one Navy Chaplain in particular) has risen to the occasion with a new hypothesis that can explain away 4000 species’ worth of frenzied backdoor barnyard copulation and urgent furry scissoring: homosexual animals are possessed by gay demons.

Former Navy Chaplain, Gordon Klingenschmitt gives us a clear cut answer.  Klingenschmitt explains: “It is entirely possible — we know from the Bible, for example, when Jesus cast the devil out of Legion, he went into a herd of pigs. So, it is possible for demons or the devil to inhabit or invade animals just the same way they invade humans, and that causes the sin of lust.”

–The Raw Story

It make perfect sense……gay demons are everywhere!  Thank you chaplain.

Comments?

Are there Gay demons infesting humans and causing their gay tendencies?   Even more ridiculous…..Do you think that minions of Satan are causing our furry friends to indulge in animalistic orgies of unprotected outdoor butt play and same-sex sally dabbling?  Do you think the Scientific community should fund investigations of this possibility of super naturally demon possessed gay animals?