All in the name of science!

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Where my 40 at?

Do NOT go to Jeremy's Slumber party

But Bacon has been proven to taste better by Russian scientists.

Grab the Red Ryder, let's go get our kill on. I'm still disgruntled about this bowl-cut.

47.....now F*** off.

Smart feller....fart smeller

Calm down girl, I see a dollar filled future in IT.

Wrong wrong wrong..........who posted this?

What won't a whore do? This project is dumb. A.D.D. kid agrees.

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Fast Action Response Team (F.A.R.T.)

I can’t get enough of the Viper Academy. It’s like someone who grew up watching cheesy tactical shooter movies in a rough neighborhood then decided to confront violent crime  by building a tactical training center with absolutely no military or police background.  Enter the Threat Management Center of Detroit.  Theses guys are walking on high beams with assault rifles, throwing knives, shooting airsoft rifles and brandishing ninja swords.  From the videos below, it looks like they’re training for the Mall Ninja Olympics.

Mall Ninja Special Boat Division (S.B.D.)

I’d love to see them show up at Blackwater Training Center or try and pitch their training system to Triple Canopy or the like.   They’d be laughed off the block.  See the videos below for some super entertaining operator training.

Viper Academy Intro Video – Operators Operating Operationally

(don’t miss the Ninja sword around 9:00)

The multiple attackers section is the best part.

In this training interation we’ll teach you how to negotiate bullshit obstacles while flagging your battle buddy with your AR-15.

How to flip a pistol pointed at your head on a violent attacker.  Sure you could just cough up your wallet, but why not risk it.

Fun drills with overly compliant attackers.

Look Mom, I got a real rifle now. This is way better than airsoft!

Razor Paragon Mall Ninja Certification Testing

The Assault Rifle Disarmv(When they let you have it, keep in mind most people use slings)

If you’re interested in more high speed low drag training, visit the Threat Management Center

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I don’t care if you want to hunt, I don’t care if you think it’s your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison. -Rosie O’Donnell

Rosie O’Donnell and her family caught huge hammerhead sharks in fishing trips off the South Florida coast.  Now environmentalists (are) irate at the killing of ocean predators that are considered overfished around the globe.  “Right now sharks are the most endangered animals around,” said Erik Brush, a Sarasota marine conservationist. “This is basically an endorsement. It sends the message that it’s an OK activity. And this is not an activity that we want celebrities endorsing.”  As for O’Donnell’s reaction to the controversy: “She’s amused by it.

-Florida Sun Sentinal

I’m guessing the stink coming off Rosie’s blubber probably had schools of hammerheads and blues surrounding the boat trying to figure out if it was whale blubber or rotting fish. The shark in the picture was the one that tried to jump on the boat for a bite.

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Pat Robertson apparently gets a pass on Bullshit claims of future knowledge and connection with God

This morning on The 700 Club, a viewer said her mother’s friend had recently claimed to be a “prophetess,” but her predictions were “way off.” The viewer wanted to know “how could someone who says she’s hearing from God be so wrong?”

Responding to the question, host Pat Robertson explained that this happens “all the time,” and called it “baloney” when people purport to “have a word from the Lord for you.” Robertson clarified that there are people who “really do have a prophetic word, but they are few and far between” and that you should “be careful” of false prophets and instead “let the Lord speak to you himself.”

His viewers would be well-served by this advice, considering Robertson himself has a long track record of offering utterly false “predictions” on The 700 Club that he claims to have gotten from God.

For example, in January of 2007, Robertson reportedly predicted that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in a “mass killing” during 2007. He told viewers that he was “not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” because “The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”

Explaining during his 2008 prediction episode why the attack hadn’t come to pass, the Associated Press reported that Robertson said, “all I can think is that somehow the people of God prayed and God in his mercy spared us.” That must have been it.

The AP also reported that in May of 2006, Robertson thought storms and a “tsunami” would hit the U.S. coastline, then claimed partial vindication when heavy rains hit New England:

During a March 2006 broadcast, Robertson predicted that “before the end of this year there will be another vacancy” on the Supreme Court. There wasn’t.

In a May article reflecting on “Five failed end-of-the-world predictions” in light of the circus surrounding Harold Camping, The Christian Science Monitor reported that Robertson said in a 1980 broadcast of The 700 Club: “I guarantee you by the end of 1982 there is going to be a judgment on the world.”

According to a February 15, 1988, Washington Post article (via Nexis), during an address at a church, “Robertson declared today that he has heard messages from God about his presidential campaign and that he is now sure he will be the next president”:

Today, the candidate did not state directly that God has told him he will win the election — but he left that impression with some in the congregation. He said he entered the presidential race only because God ordered him to. He suggested that divine aid was at work in his strong finish in Iowa last week.

It is a basic tenet of Robertson’s charismatic faith that God gives humans precise directions about secular events. Robertson is among tens of millions who feel this way.

Robertson told the congregation today about the success of Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN), the international cable-television operation he began in 1960 after, he said, he heard God directing him to do so.

By the mid-1980s, Robertson said, “I had everything you could ask for,” and he was content to finish his life at his electronic ministry. “But God had something else for me to do,” he said.

“I heard the Lord,” Robertson related in a whisper, “saying ‘I have something else for you to do. I want you to run for president of the United States.’ ”

Because of the divine call, Robertson said, “I was not surprised the way [others] were when we did so well in a place called Iowa. I didn’t think that the One who has never failed me was going to fail me now.”

This echoed a comment Robertson made a week ago, after his second-place finish in the Iowa caucuses. He told an acquaintance that “It felt like God had reached down and turned a switch.”

Today, Robertson told the congregation that “This is where God wanted me to be . . . . Here I am in New Hampshire, before a major primary.” He then said, “I assure you that I am going to be the next president of the United States.” [Washington Post, 2/15/1988, via Nexis]

Source: Media Matters

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  Check out the Reddit conversation on this.  Commenters are throwing out the racism card like it’s going outta style.     “Urban” is “urban”………relax.   It’s an entertaining read and an expected Reddit time waster.   

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The battle between Hayek and Keynes has been long and hard. Very few in government have ever paid any attention to the theories of Hayek, using the wisdom he left us with only as a scapegoat to increase government spending and marketplace regulations. But the battle continues all the same, and will never end, until the government realizes that centrally planning the marketplace only results in the misallocation of resources and the continued volatility that results from these government-created booms and busts.  Hayek Vs. Keynes The Century Long Battle of Ideas

Time and again organizations like Code Pink seem to get it wrong.  They draw few supporters from mainstream America, gain efficacy through fiery demonstrations in Washington, and consistently lash out against the wrong entities.

Here’s another video of Code Pink in action.  I cracked up when the lady responded to the Pearl Harbor question with, “What were we even doing in Hawaii anyway?”

To those who think that world peace will be achieved if only we promote it you are fooling yourselves. Peace has been promoted against the Islamic extremists since before they blew up the Marine barracks in Beruit and there are still large populations of people that feel that suicide bombings are an acceptable practice and substantial support exist for violent fundamentalist flavors of Islam.  Check this Pew poll “Where Terrorism Finds Support in the Muslim World”, it’s an eye opener.  Will hugs solve this issue?

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The video wins cool points for slutting up the wholesome Disney format.   For the first 30 seconds of the video, Ke$ha plays a tower-bound beauty who has just woken from her slumber, but the G-rated scene quickly devolves into an R-rated party, complete with a bottle of Jack, blinged-out animated crows and a raccoon pimp who gets its head chopped off. Leaning on a dance beat and Auto-tuned vocals, Ke$ha sings about getting “customized” for a night out and tells the “evil genie slut” in the “Snow White”-esque magical mirror to “suck it, b**ch.”    -Billboard.com

Her website is www.keshasparty.com if you’re interested.

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Not Appreciated

For those with a penchant for the disturbing…….there’s a cosmetics company by the name of “Neocutis” that is using pieces of human fetal tissue in their skin moisturizer products.  The company developed PSP for the treatment of skin ulcers, burns and scarring and soon recognized the ingredient’s value in restoring aging skin.  Neocutis cosmetic products using the cell line include Bio-Restorative Skin Cream, Bio-Gel Bio-Restorative Hydrogel, Lumiere Bio-Restorative Eye Cream and Bio-Restorative Serum with PSP Intensive Spot Treatment. In terms of price, they’re not exactly comparable to Maybelline: A 1-ounce bottle of Journee Bio-Restorative Day Cream costs $120.

Various pro-life groups have rallied against this company and shown their disgust for cosmetic use of flesh from something that had the potential to grow into a productive human being.  Fortunately Neocutis reassures the public that their use of “fetal protein” is along moral and ethical guidelines.  Thank goodness, I’m so glad that they’ve worked out an ethical way to use dead babies efficiently.  It really makes you feel all warm inside.

Meanwhile, no comment from PETA…….  It may have been a better PETA magnet if they were using dead baby horses to make shampoo, or mouse penises for lip injections.

Here’s a disclaimer on the Neocutis website regarding their use of aborted baby tissue.

Neocutis Statement Link

Also for more info and opinion, check out the Washington Time Article on the subject.

Aborted Fetus Cells Used in Beauty Creams