Yeah.....who wants to be a stupid lawyer or doctor anyway!

For more from this collection, see the Gallery below………

The quoted captions under some of the picture are from the original fun loving people who originally posted these pictures. Doodiepants.com did not write them.

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Russian Scientists have proven that Gophers can only look dramatic.   Harassing bears with water ditches is not in the gopher’s natural task list.  Gophers are far better at getting millions of Youtube hits, destroying landscaping and ‘ridin’ dirty’.

To see just what the heck we’re talking about, see the Wonder Twins gopher moat video…….

Wonder Twin Powers Activate!

Is this seriously the old Super Friends show from the 70′s and not just a parody?  No one Knows.   What I do know is that that I can’t stop watching it.  This should be a t-shirt.  I’m gettin’ to work.

Has this been verified?

Wonder Twins Wiki

Super Friends Wiki

Jessica joins the ranks of 1400's era education. Now she'll have to figure out how Columbus made it to that far a distant land (America) with out going over the edge.

“Jessica is very confused as to how an airplane can fly from the North Pole to the South Pole without going upside down”

Did this girl on Face book really think the Earth was flat? Facebook Fail…………..I’m a sad sad Panda.

“Take a one eyed film maker, an unemployed engineer, and a vision for something that’s never been done before and you have yourself the EyeBorg Project. Rob Spence and Kosta Grammatis are trying to make history by embedding a video camera and a transmitter in a prosthetic eye. That eye is going in Robs eye socket, and will record the world from a perspective that’s never been seen before.”    -  Eyborg Project

Videos of the Eyeborg Project below…..

Eyeborg Phase 2 Video

Eyeborg was picked as one of the 50 Best Inventions of 2009 in Time Magazine.

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What happens to these guys when they get older?  Do they evaporate into gangsta heaven?  Are they real people?   Epic Fail……………

Leeroy Jenkins – Free videos are just a click away

Here’s the real Leroy Jenkins In Person – Interview Video

Leeroy Jenkins Interview – Watch more Funny Videos

Here’s remake made by some Airforce Guys

The Leroy Jenkin Techno Remix

Leroy Jenkins ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Alright guys, lets do this!

“The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm

“The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.

The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for its links with the Black Country.

The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November.”

Hey, sweetie, it's authorized, I checked it on Islam-QA.com. Don't worry everything's going to be ok.

I just found a fun website called Islam Question and Answer!   It’s tons of fun.  Just think of the stupidest questions you can think of,  search for them, and you’ll find long drawn out answers from Islamic councils and famous Muslim mullahs(priests).

Or…………….. you can just look through all of my silly questions and answers below.   I spent about 3 hours searching through this entertaining site.  It’s my first exposure to Islam and it’s been awesome!  I translated the questions a bit but kept the original meaning for each one.

One odd thing I found about this site and about Islam in general is; there are a ton of rules and commandments centered around peeing on your clothes, farting, having sex with your slaves and marrying Christian girls. You’ll see below.  I’m not making anything up. Each question  is a link to the original answer on the site.

Go ahead click the links……..not making anything up.

What are the benefits of drinking camel urine?

The benefits of drinking Camel Urine are astounding.  Islamic scienctists have proven that it is useful for:

“the treatment of skin diseases such as ringworm, tinea and abscesses, sores that may appear on the body and hair, and dry and wet ulcers.   Camel’s urine brings the secondary benefits of making the hair lustrous and thick, and removing dandruff from the scalp.   Camel’s milk is also beneficial in treating hepatitis, even if it has reached an advanced stage where medicine is unable to treat it.   Also, camel’s urine is beneficial in treating al-hazaaz, and it was said that al-hazzaz is a pain in the heart caused by anger and so on.”

Can my wife wear perfume when she goes out shopping?

No No No, Bueno!  Perfume is not allowed.  If your wife smells like a Calcutta sewer, too bad.   It is better that she is undesirable.  The real question is: Just what the hell is she doing outside of the house?

Can I bang one of my slaves?

Of course you can, just like you relations with your wife.  But if she marries off to another man you must stop because it is not permissible for a woman to have two men.

“It is permissible for the one who gains possession of male or female slaves to sell them. In both cases – owning a slave through battle or through purchase – it is not permissible for a man to have intercourse with a slave woman until after she has had one menstrual cycle from which it may be established that she is not pregnant. If she is pregnant, then he must wait until she has given birth.”

Are we allowed to Eat Mermaids?

Ibn ‘Aabideen says…… no you cannot eat Mermaids.  It is haram.  That’s bad….   But, Mermaids do exist.

Why can’t I have a pet Dog?

It is haram. Dog saliva and urine has been proven again and again by Islamic scientists to spread disease and other impurities.  And it is confirmed in the Koran.  Goats on the other hand are clean and pure.

Is it Authorized to have happy spanky time with my fiance?

Sorry, according to the boss, you gotta sign a marraige contract.  Then all is allowed; even the legendary maple syrup Slip and Slide technique.

I’m a hairy woman.  Can I get my pubes lasered?

Yes but only your armpits.  You must not do your nether regions because that would require someone seeing your “awrah”.  No one must see your “awrah”.

Is it true that a demon will sit on my chest and give me upper respiratory problems if I neglect my prayers?

Bingo!  While some issues are caused by biological reasons, some are caused by wiley demons.   In Arabic they’re called “Jinn”.

What do I do if I jizz in my pants?

This has an in depth answer but basically, wash you clothes and wash your bodies.  And what ever you do…….do it before you pray.  Allah most merciful will not listen to you if you have soiled your pants.  It is haram.

Can I pee standing up as long as I don’t get any drops on my pants?

It’s better to sit down to pee.  Why?  First, it’s easier to hide your “awrah”(wiener).  Second, it’s easier to shake it and not get drops of pee yourself.   If you get pee on your pants, Allah most merciful will not listen to your prayers.  Most Merciful Allah doesn’t like pee pee pants.  I suppose Doodiepants are also frowned upon.

Apparently, farm animals smell like baby powder?

I found these in a educational supply store in Escazu, Costa Rica.  Talk about mis-education of the youth.

Imagine a kids first visit to a a livestock farm…..what a let down.

“Mommy, these things smell like straight Doodie.”

Yes its another video on Doodiepants post where a some punk gangta gets beat up by an old dude.  Thugs need to learn respect old man strength.  Epic Beard Man possesses this strength.   At 2:55 in the video the guy that got totally whooped apparently requests someone to  “Bring da Amber Lamps”.  Not quit sure why he wants Amber Lamps at a time like this.  I think he probably need a towel to wipe up.  He’s bleeding his toolshed blood everywhere.   I love public transportation.  Bus fights were always the best part about taking to public bus to school.

“AC Transit Bus Fight” and “Amber Lamps” it’ll be interesting to watch this go viral.  Encyclopediadramatica.com already has an article on this in less than 24 hours.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man

The internet is amazing sometimes.