Yes its another video on Doodiepants post where a some punk gangta gets beat up by an old dude.  Thugs need to learn respect old man strength.  Epic Beard Man possesses this strength.   At 2:55 in the video the guy that got totally whooped apparently requests someone to  “Bring da Amber Lamps”.  Not quit sure why he wants Amber Lamps at a time like this.  I think he probably need a towel to wipe up.  He’s bleeding his toolshed blood everywhere.   I love public transportation.  Bus fights were always the best part about taking to public bus to school.

“AC Transit Bus Fight” and “Amber Lamps” it’ll be interesting to watch this go viral.  Encyclopediadramatica.com already has an article on this in less than 24 hours.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man

The internet is amazing sometimes.

What were the results, seeing as though they couldn’t find anyone who didn’t watch porn? Crunchgear.com summed up the porn statistics well:

• Single men watched an average of 40 minutes of porn three times per week

• Non-single men watched porn a little bit less, 20 minutes and 1.7 times per week

• Men have “conventional” sexual habits, whatever that means

• Porn hasn’t changed men’s perception of women

For some interesting figures that may surprise you,   check out the handy diagram after jump.

Source:

Online Education

It’s quite interesting that that Mormon capital of the world had the highest porn consumption per capita.

I hear ya knockin

Watch the Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints video below.  You’ll flip…..

I’m still kinda sad that those damn dark skinned ones had to be such fence sitters and couldn’t be valiant and righteous like the light skinned ones.   Oh Well……now they’re cursed with blackness forever.  Shenanigans!

A few Quotes From the Source:

“…cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing…the Lord God did cause a skin of BLACKNESS to come upon them (Book of Mormon 2 Nephi 5:21)”

“And . . . they were a mixture of all the seed of Adam save it was the seed of Cain, for the seed of Cain were black, and had not place among them (Pearl of Great Price Moses 7:22).”

1947 the First Presidency (supreme council) of the Church issued an Official Statement: “From the days of the Prophet Joseph Smith even until now, it has been the doctrine of the Church, never questioned by Church leaders, that the Negroes are not entitled to the full blessings of the Gospel.” (Statement of The First Presidency on the Negro Question, July 17 1947, quoted in Mormonism and the Negro, pp.46-7)

Also, if you don’t believe us about the “special Mormon underwear”, Google it.

This is for real - Mormon Underwear - No Bull

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See All of Debo’s odd videos and appearances after the Jump

Debo With Macho Man Randy Savage (As “Zeus”)

Tommy “Tiny” Lister on his recent movie “Lean Like a Cholo”

Debo (Tommy Lister) Praying With Bennie Hinn

Tommy Lister’s Christian Gangsta Ministry

Tommy Lister’s Movies:

• 1st & Ten (1984) – Otis
• Runaway Train (1985) – Jackson
• Blue City (1986) – Tiny
• Armed and Dangerous (1986) – Bruno
• 8 Million Ways To Die (1986) – Nose Guard
• Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) – Orvis
• Extreme Prejudice (1987) – Monday
• Prison (1988) – Tiny
• No Holds Barred (1989) – Zeus
• Think Big (1989) – ‘Z’
• Homer and Eddie (1989) – Man in Bar with Gun
• Talkin Dirty After Dark (1991)- Big
• Trespass (1992) – Cletus
• Universal Soldier (1992) – GR55
• Posse (1993) – Obobo
• Meteor Man (1993) – Digit
• Men of War – Jojob
• The Set-Up – Leon
• Friday (1995) – Deebo
• The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1995) – Uncredited
• Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead (1995) – House
• Phat Beach (1996) – Tiny
• The Fifth Element (1997) – President Lindberg
• Jackie Brown (1997) – Winston
• Gang Related (1997) – Cutlass Supreme
• The Players Club (1998) – XL
• I Got the Hook Up (1998) – T-Lay
• Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999) – Prison Guard
• Judgment Day (1999) – Brother Clarence
• Circus (2000) – Moose
• Next Friday (2000) – Deebo
• Little Nicky (2000) – Cassius
• The Wash (2001) – Bear
• The Duo (2001) – Tiny Lister, Jr
• Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) – Prisoner #2
• Love Chronicles (2003) – Alfonso
• Confidence (2003) – Harlin
• Vegas Vampires (2003) – Andrew Johnson
• Full Clip (2004) – Boomiyay
• Dracula 3000 (2004) – Humvee
• El Padrino (2004) – T-Bone
• Blast (2004) – Smiley
• Never Die Alone (2004) – Rockie
• My Baby’s Daddy (2005) – Drive-By
• Santa’s Slay (2005) – Gas Station Attendant
• Who Made The Potatoe Salad? (2006) – Mr. Monster
• One Night with the King (2006) – Hagai
• Forbidden Fruits (2006) – Jade
• Saul of the Mole Men (2007) – John Henry (voice)
• The Dark Knight (2008) – Prisoner
• Monster Ark (2008) – Major Gentry
• Новая Земля (Novaya Zemlya) (2008) – Sewing Dude
• Miss B’s Hair Salon (2008) – Mr. Biggs
• Super Capers (2009) – Sarge

A military sniper team aiding local law enforcement shot the pistol out of this suidical man’s hands.   The man was likely distraught due to recent news related to something fitting his stereotype.  I’m guessing it was negative news about his favorite wrestler in the WWE or something related to state fairs, lift kits and or fat women.  Is “white trash” still PC?  Oh yeah……I don’t care.

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Here’s the truth behind the Haitian Revolution and Dutty Boukman (Pronounced Doodie Bookman)  If you look into Haitian history, there’s a story about a Voodoo priest whose death led to the final slave revolt that resulted in Haitian independence.
Wikipedia Entry On Dutty Boukman and and Haitian Revolution:

Dutty Boukman was a houngan, or vodoun priest whose death was considered a catalyst to the slave uprising that marked the beginning of the Haïtian Revolution.

Boukman was born in Jamaica, and later sold by his British master to a French plantation owner, who put him to work as a commandeur (slave driver) and, later, a coach driver. His French name came from his English nickname, “Book Man,” which he earned due to his ability to read.

On 22 August 1791, Boukman presided in the role of houngan (priest) together with an African-born priestess and conducted a ceremony at the Bois Caïman and prophesied that the slaves Jean François, Biassou, and Jeannot would be leaders of a slave revolt that would free the slaves of Saint-Domingue. A pig, which symbolized the wild, free, and untamable spiritual power of the forest and the ancestors, was sacrificed, an oath was taken, and Boukman and the priestess exhorted the listeners to fight bravely against their oppressors. Days later the Haitian Revolution began. Boukman was not the first to attempt a slave uprising in Saint-Domingue, as he was preceded by others, such as Padrejean in 1676, and François Mackandal in 1757. However, his large size, warrior-like appearance, and fearsome temper made him an effective leader and helped spark the Haitian Revolution.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutty_Boukman

Haiti, I thought we had a deal?

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There seems to be some arbitrary line you cross that makes you part of the black or white community.  Here’s an article in the Orlando Sentinel about the “One Drop Rule”.  It appears that most of the US unconsciously follow this “One Drop Rule”.  With the recent debacle involving Harry Reid and his Obama Negro comments, this issue seems quite appropriate.

Hooray for the first lightly brown colored President of the United States.

See the “Racial Draft” Video and more of this post after the Jump.

The Dave Chappelle Show “Racial Draft” skit illustrates my point well:

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Obama is not a Black Person

Below Quoted from the Creator of this video:

Many people insist that Obama is a racist. That he is a “black man” who hates white people.
There is a problem with that argument: Obama is not black.
He is biracial. Why is everyone so stupid? We do not get the choose one race for a person who is 2 races. He is not even predominantly black.
He is not “a black person“

In the past, there was a “One Drop Rule” and it meant that anyone with a known black ancestor was considered black under the law. It did not matter whether a person was 5% black. He was black under the One Drop Rule.
This was a political fabrication in response to a need for manual labor. The USA needed laborers. This “law” was fabricated in order for more people to be considered legally black. This would include the redhead who is 95% white. A purely political agenda.

It was unscientific then.
And it is unscientific now.

We are in 2008. The One Drop Rule needs to be eradicated in favor of more scientifically sound reasoning.

Obama is not a redhead with a 5% black ancestry. But he is not, by any means, “a black person”.
He is as black as he is white.
He is as white as he is black.

WE DO NOT GET TO CHOOSE WHAT RACE HE IS

Obama is not “a black person”
He will never be “a black person”
No matter how much we insist.
That is not how genetics work.

THOUGHTS AND COMMENTS?

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Keepin' it Real

It's not dirty.....promise.

Doodiepants.com is tired of  getting all these comments about this shirt being inappropriate or pornographic.  What a Joke.  It has the word ‘Doodie’ in it and we like Mexicans……..Boom a shirt was made.  That seems like a good enough reason to me to make a shirt.   This  “Doodie Sanchez” shirt is in no way related to the phrase “Dirty Sanchez” or “Stinky Hitler”.    Shame on you!

Buy this shirt by clicking on it.

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Just in case you need a little more of the Macho Man, check out the classic WWF wrestling trash talk compilation video at the bottom.

A Life Changing Musical Experience

Randy Macho Man Savage’s excursion into the hip-hop arena represents an pivotal moment for American culture and civilization. In creating his recording, “Be A Man”, Savage throws out all conventional ways and approaches to artistic expression and replaces them with new structures and processes of analyzing the age-old problematics brought about by human conflict, identity and belonging.

Savage manages to do this by utilizing a multi-disciplinary, consistent approach (which E.O. Wilson would be proud of) by synthesizing elements of American popular culture such as wrestling and hip hop. In Sartre’s existentialist tradition, Macho utilizes the elements available in his times and environment to re-validate and giving meaning to what had become a meager existence, while at the same time elevating & liberating the rest of humanity to another level of meaningful existence.

Examples of this new paradigm of human expression abound in this oeuvre. From the cd cover photo, which shows Mr. Macho manipulating the chains which symbolize the possibility of humanity’s ability to break away from the chains of oppression that enslave us all and prevent us from leading a truly meaningful existence, to his aptly named title track, “Be A Man” which utilizes his rivalry with Hulk Hogan as a metaphor for the conflict between a superficial and unfulfilling material existence and a meaningful and rich human spiritual existence. This truly is a paradigmatic change that T. Kuhn would find exemplary.

This is a seminal must for any one’s artistic recordings collection, for it is destined to be a classic and the topic of scholarly and intellectual discussions for quite some time.

Five stars is not enough to show the importance of this recording. Perhap all the stars in the Ursa Major constellation would be more fitting.

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“Woman you don’t know when ta shut up do you?  Slap yer face and put ya against the wall!”

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Fox News’ hot to ugly airtime ratio blows everyone else away.  Once again the Marketing 101 adage rings true: “Sex Sells”.

FOX NEWS BABES GALLERY


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On top of this, the ratings for Fox News aren’t the only thing that have been rising on the set.  Pardon me for being mildly retarded, but I had never noticed this until seeing the video below.   Ridiculous

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Courtney Friel in a Bikini