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I have no idea why I posted this.  I was sitting there drinking whiskey and watching The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross, then fell into a trance and started copying and pasting video embed codes.  Bob Ross is dead by the way……but 5 streaming full episodes are in this post.  If you fall asleep while watching these videos(which is quite likely) Bob Ross may will speak to you in your dreams and help you pick lotto numbers and/or foretell the apocalypse.

In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when I get home, the only thing I have power over, is the garbage.” -Bob Ross

Go ahead…..watch, you know you can’t resist the Rossage.

Bob Ross Majestic Pine – 100th Episode

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Roughly a hundred more demotivational poster pics.  Feel free to share these demotivational posters on Facebook and twitter.  Some may be offensive…..but hey, why the hell are you on a site named Doodiepants.com anyway?

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I don’t know what’s up with this next trend I spotted on GhettoMyspace, but I love it.   The “eating money” trend seems to have been around for 6 or more  years. These ridiculous folks are so obsessed with money they pose in douchbag pictures and pose preteding to eat it or cook with it.   Judging by the backgrounds in the pics, the people eating money may want to do a little more investing.   Then , if they’re patient, they can eat their dividends.  Unless of course they put it into a DRIP(dividend re-investment plan), then they’ll need to wait until they decide to cash out.   I would suggest placing some into an ROTH then you can eat you money with tax free growth when you retire.  You really don’t want to lose to ability to eat money as you age.  That would just be silly.  Stack or starve  dude……. Stack or starve.

Actual Caption: “So much paper, I gotta eat some dis S**t GWAP King”

The idea became widespread because of a famous blog post named “Black People Eating Money” in 2011. Then the pics weere kept alive on the trusty tracker of all that it thug life, GhettoMyspace.  The trend has since drawn participation from people of various ethnic backgrounds.  To see more people eating money, check out the gallery below Read More…

Hey Al-Ajmi…..Your outfit looks like sheet.

The arguments for and against the Ground Zero mosque are still fresh in mind—–meanwhile a group of Kuwaiti Mullahs(Islamic preachers), are claiming that ” Christian churches should not be built in Islamic countries”.  This was in response to one of the new Christian churches in Kuwait City that was to begin construction.   The irony of this situation struck me.  Our country built on freedom of religion appears to have moral high ground here.  The US is obliged to authorize Islamic organizations to build mosques within US borders, but American Christians can and often are denied the right to build churches in the same countries who’s religious base funds and builds inside the US.  In addition, Saudi Arabia (the heart of Islam and the home of Mecca) will not permit us to build churches on their sacred soil.    KUWAIT CITY, July 26: A group of Islamic preachers claimed that Christian churches should not be built in Islamic countries particularly in the Arabian Peninsula following the issuance of an approval for constructing a church  Read More…

The infinite pre-sneeze

Greer Childers, now at the age of 65, and obviously greatly “enhanced” by plastic surgery and botox, has reappeared in infomercial land with a “revolutionary” (she claims) new program for body and face fitness.  I’m unsure that it’s any scientific breakthrough, but if you want exercise and totally ridiculous at the same time, try out this woman’s odd breathing and facial fitness techniques.   It’s cool if your not all that concerned with what the fitness science world has learned about fat loss, muscle building and cardiovascular activity.  Something is better than nothing i suppose………I really could care less, I just want to make fun of her. Read More…

Thank you Westboro Baptist Church for the inspiration to make this God hates figs shirt.  For those not familiar with Westboro Baptist Church.  They are the ones made famous for protesting at soldier’s funerals and carrying signs stating “God hates fags”, “fag enablers” and “thank God for 9/11″ etc… The Patriot Guard Riders usually shew them off or make a human barrier, but unfortunately they can’t be at every soldiers funeral.  Be sure and check out when we caught one Westboro Baptist Church protester wearing a Glee t-shirt to a protest.  I like this shirt because you can promote your hatred of figs and you can mock those douchbags at Westboro too.   Besides being a creative play on words, God really does seem to hate figs. Check out of the Bible verses below and get your learn on.

God Hates Figs – Tshirts by doodiepants
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Biblical proof that God hates figs.

“First World Problems” are frustrations and complaints that are only experienced by individuals in wealthy countries. It is typically used as humorous device to make light of trivial inconveniences. The meme was made famous with this picture of a crying woman.   James Vanderbek also made his way into the mix with a slew of 1990′s first world problems memes.  

Here are a few examples of first world problems memes. “My Favorite TV show is not in HD”, “too much goat cheese in salad”, “I had to change batteries in Wiimote twice in one week”, “Skyrim is still $50″, “I Forgot about Dre”, and “I pooped to fast and now I won’t have time to play with my phone on the toilet”.

Here are examples of Real problems.  No water, rape, cholera, no pants, ,mom dying, flesh eating disease, female circumcision…….you figure it out.

Below is a gallery collection of the best first world problems memes out there.  Just don’t feel too guilty reading them  It’s not your fault you weren’t born in an Sudanese refugee camp.  It it however your fault that you’re such a goddamn pussy.   Now buck up!

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Below are a couple intriguing videos of real exorcisms that involve the removal of “gay demons”.    It’s pretty trippy.

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So Mitt Romney wears special church authorized Mormon underwear…..we can make fun of him right?

Mitt’s Special Mormon Underwear….look closely

Mormon Underwear

Mormons complain a lot about being “ridiculed”, but they’re not the first.  Lot’s of people that believe ridiculous things without evidence get made fun of.  Heck…we posted earlier on a wingnut that believed that Fairies, Elves and Gnomes were real and all hung out in his back yard.   Doodiepants also mocked Sunni fundamentalist Islam for publicly stating that God doesn’t listen to farters, Demons cause respiratory issues, and sex with your slaves is totally acceptable.  Is it mean to expect otherwise intelligent people to let go of ignorance, bigotry, and superstition?  I think not…..  The same goes in the case for believing that an invisible universe creating super being is concerned with your underwear selections(Mitt Romney)——-Or that an angel revealed a message(Qu’ran) to an illiterate trader in a cave over a period of 20 years, or that people with black skin have been cursed by God, or that a loving and wise universe creator condoned slavery and ordered genocide a couple thousand years ago, or even that you get magical powers by believing spiritual propositions with out evidence.

Thomas Jefferson shared some words on that subject in relation to some seemingly unreasonable religious principles:  Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions.  Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus.  — Thomas Jefferson, letter to Francis Adrian Van there Kemp July 30, 1816. So….I’m with Thomas Jefferson and Matt and Trey Parker, creators of “The Book Of Mormon” Broadway musical.  Let’s ridicule!

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Here are about 100 Demotivational posters in a gallery. This is the 2nd pic dump.  Feel free to share on facebook and twitter. I can’t help it……these things are addictive.    More demotivational posters to come.

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