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Just in case you weren’t sure,  McDonald’s wants everyone to know that people with darker skin are most definitely different than people with lighter.  Check out 365Black.com.  What’s next, 365Black Restaurants and 356Black Bathrooms?  I can’t even believe this stuff exists.  I thought M.L.K. squared this away.  It looks like it’s starting all over again.

The Video below is hilarious and really well done.  The website we have issues with.

Quote from the McDonald’s:

“Like the African Baobab Tree, which nourishes the community with it’s leaves and fruit, McDonald’s has branched out to the African-American community nourishing it with valuable programs and opportunities.”

Can someone please tell me what a Baobab tree has to do with culture and life in the United States?

And how many people of African decent have ever eaten Baobab fruit or even know what the hell a Baobab Tree is?  I feel bad for Continue Reading…

One brown star to these protesters. 1% of what they say may be valid, but they're still total retardicons.

Ahhhhh  Hippies are so funny.  I just found out about this group.  http://www.earthfirst.org/ They organize “tree sits” and protests all over the country.  They also have a support section on their site for imprisoned hippies that killed people and blew stuff up in the name of trees.

Here’s a some text from their Website:

“Are you tired of namby-pamby environmental groups? Are you tired of overpaid corporate environmentalists who suck up to bureaucrats and industry? Have you become disempowered by the reductionist approach of environmental professionals and scientists?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Earth First! is for you. Earth First! is effective. Our front-line, direct action approach to protecting wilderness gets results. We have succeeded in cases where other environmental groups had given up, and have drawn public attention to the crises facing the natural world.”

3 Things I like in this life: coloring, ninjas and crying hippies.

Hippie vs. Road Crew fight video and Naked Hippie pics after the jump. Continue Reading…

Jodie King and her mother at their home in Bow East London. Pictures for Closer Magazine for a Botox feature.

So this mother has decided to let her daughter get some Botox for her 18th birthday.  Yeah, that’s a great idea.  Can she have some of those boobs too?  She’s going to need her future husband’s attention totally diverted from her face if she’s going to snag him.

Now both of their foreheads are freaking’ huge.   Definitely fiveheads………..

Here’s a little dose of reality for both of them…fark comments.  It’s better them than us.

And Mom, you get a Brown Star.

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1 Star Video

This Can’t Be Healthy

You get one Brown Star for making little girls think they need to be that skinny. Eating disorders are for sissies.

Doodiepants.com does not endorse being this skinny…or being Tori Spelling for that matter.