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		<title>McDonald&#8217;s Website just for People with Darker Skin &#8211; 365Black.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just in case you weren&#8217;t sure,  McDonald&#8217;s wants everyone to know that people with darker skin are most definitely different than people with lighter.  Check out 365Black.com.  What&#8217;s next, 365Black Restaurants and 356Black Bathrooms?  I can&#8217;t even believe this stuff exists.  I thought M.L.K. squared this away.  It looks like it&#8217;s starting all over again. [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Just in case you weren&#8217;t sure,  <a class="zem_slink" title="McDonald's" rel="homepage" href="http://www.mcdonalds.com/">McDonald&#8217;s</a> wants everyone to know that people with darker skin are most definitely different than people with lighter.  Check out <span style="color: #00ff00;"><a href="http://365black.com" target="_blank">365Black.com</a></span>.  What&#8217;s next, 365Black Restaurants and 356Black Bathrooms?  I can&#8217;t even believe this stuff exists.  I thought M.L.K. squared this away.  It looks like it&#8217;s starting all over again.</strong></p>
<p><strong>The Video below is hilarious and really well done.  The website we have issues with.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Quote from the McDonald&#8217;s:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Like the African Baobab Tree, which nourishes the community with it&#8217;s leaves and fruit, McDonald&#8217;s has branched out to the African-American community nourishing it with valuable programs and opportunities.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Can someone please tell me what a<a title="Wiki Baobab Tree" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Baobab" target="_blank"> Baobab tree</a> has to do with culture and life in the United States? </strong></p>
<p><strong>And how many people of African decent have ever eaten <a class="zem_slink" title="ITIS Taxonomy ID 21590" rel="itis" href="http://www.itis.gov/servlet/SingleRpt/SingleRpt?search_topic=TSN&amp;search_value=21590">Baobab fruit</a> or even know what the hell a Baobab Tree is?  I feel bad for<span id="more-2752"></span> the actual Africans being nourished be this tree if it&#8217;s fruit is compared to McDonald&#8217;s food.  Does the Baobab Tree clog arteries and rob the body of essential vitamins and nutrients too? </strong></p>
<p><strong>Not to mention, the girl in the  in the video is easily less than 50% recent African decent anyway.  The whole concept is retarded.</strong></p>
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<p><strong><a href="http://Doodiepants.com" target="_blank">Doodiepants.com</a> sent this to their 365Black.com&#8217;s feedback section:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;So this is a website made for people with more melanin in their skin?  I guess I don&#8217;t understand.  Will you be opening &#8220;365Black&#8221; McDonald&#8217;s locations that only people with darker colored skin can eat at?  Or are you just sticking with the website?</p>
<p>You know how we look back at the 1950&#8242;s and 1960&#8242;s race relations and say, &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe that people thought like that&#8221;?</p>
<p>Well, 40 years down the road&#8230;&#8230;this site will be one of those idiotic things.&#8221;<em> </em></p></blockquote>
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<p><strong>Thanks McDonald&#8217;s get a one Brown Star for putting up garbage Websites.</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_245" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 160px"><strong><strong><a href="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1_stars.png"><img class="size-full wp-image-245 " title="1 Star" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1_stars.png" alt="For putting up garbage websites" width="150" height="28" /></a></strong></strong><p class="wp-caption-text">McDonald&#39;s is doing its part in racial relations idiocy</p></div>
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<p><strong>Anyone have a comment this subject?  Are we way off base?   Please let us know below.  We&#8217;ll be happy to discuss it in an intelligent fashion.</strong></p>
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		<title>Naked Hippies and Dead Tree Crying Contests</title>
		<link>http://doodiepants.com/2009/07/15/naked-hippies-and-dead-tree-crying-contests/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahhhhh  Hippies are so funny.  I just found out about this group.  http://www.earthfirst.org/ They organize &#8220;tree sits&#8221; and protests all over the country.  They also have a support section on their site for imprisoned hippies that killed people and blew stuff up in the name of trees. &#160; Here&#8217;s a some text from their Website: [...]]]></description>
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<h3>Ahhhhh  Hippies are so funny.  I just found out about this group.  <a title="Hippies" href="http://www.earthfirst.org/" target="_blank">http://www.earthfirst.org/</a> They organize &#8220;tree sits&#8221; and protests all over the country.  They also have a <a title="ECO-DEFENCE PRISONERS" href="http://www.earthfirstjournal.org/section.php?id=16" target="_blank">support section</a> on their site for imprisoned hippies that killed people and blew stuff up in the name of trees.</h3>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><strong>Here&#8217;s a some text from their Website:</strong></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><em><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #000000;">&#8220;Are you tired of namby-pamby          environmental groups? Are you tired of overpaid corporate          environmentalists who suck up to bureaucrats and industry? Have you          become disempowered by the reductionist approach of environmental          professionals and scientists? </span></em></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"><em><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #000000;">If you answered yes to any of these          questions, then Earth First! is for you. Earth First! is effective. Our          front-line, direct action approach to protecting wilderness gets          results. We have succeeded in cases where other environmental groups had          given up, and have drawn public attention to the crises facing the          natural world.&#8221;</span></em></p>
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<strong>3 Things I like in this life: coloring, ninjas and crying hippies.   Save the trees!<br />
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<p><strong>Hippie vs. Road Crew fight video and Naked Hippie pics after the jump.<span id="more-1677"></span></strong></p>
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<p><strong>Construction worker pwns protester in above video:</strong></p>
<p><em>&#8220;What house are you living in?  It was Ok when you&#8217;re place was gettin&#8217; cleared?&#8221;   &#8220;Didn&#8217;t you drive here?&#8221; </em> <strong>I love it.</strong></p>
<p><strong>I guess when the highways were built that go the hippie&#8217;s houses its cool.  And land can be cleared to build hippie houses and farm hippie food.  But no more!  Humans must not populate any longer.  Unless of course, you&#8217;re a hippie&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..then you can breed like dirty forest lemurs&#8230;..and stink.</strong></p>
<p><div id="attachment_1681" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/BikeRideCropSquare.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1681" title="Naked hippies." src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/BikeRideCropSquare.jpg" alt="It only took that little white box to cover his hippie tackle.  Must have been chilly." width="400" height="360" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">It only took that little white box to cover his hippie tackle.  Must have been chilly.</p></div><br />
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		<title>Uh Tori &#8211; You Went Too Far</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 18:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caleb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Can&#8217;t Be Healthy You get one Brown Star for making little girls think they need to be that skinny. Eating disorders are for sissies. Doodiepants.com does not endorse being this skinny&#8230;or being Tori Spelling for that matter.]]></description>
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<dt class="wp-caption-dt"><a rel="attachment wp-att-245" href="http://doodiepants.com/2009/05/28/their-5-heads-are-awesome-mother-botoxs-18-yr-old-daughter/1_stars/"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-245" title="1_stars" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1_stars.png" alt="1_stars" width="150" height="28" /></a><a rel="attachment wp-att-567" href="http://doodiepants.com/2009/05/27/uh-tori-you-went-too-far/torispellinghotness/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-567" title="torispellinghotness" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/torispellinghotness-287x300.jpg" alt="This Can't Be Healthy" width="287" height="300" /></a>This Can&#8217;t Be Healthy</dt>
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<p>You get one Brown Star for making little girls think they need to be that skinny.  Eating disorders are for sissies.  </p>
<p>Doodiepants.com does not endorse being this skinny&#8230;or being Tori Spelling for that matter.  </p>
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