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		<title>Blond pig gets punk slapped by Judge Judy for scamming on Ebay</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It amazes me that the Ebay scammer in this video from Judge Judy seems to see nothing wrong with her Ebay sale.  If your ad says you&#8217;re selling &#8220;only a photo of a cellphone&#8221; and someone buys it think their getting a full cell phone, it doesn&#8217;t mean you&#8217;re ethically OK just because the buyer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">It amazes me that the Ebay scammer in this video from Judge Judy seems to see nothing wrong with her Ebay sale.  If your ad says you&#8217;re selling &#8220;only a photo of a cellphone&#8221; and someone buys it think their getting a full cell phone, it doesn&#8217;t mean you&#8217;re ethically OK just because the buyer didn&#8217;t read the fine print.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>$400 for 2 ink jet printed pictures of cellphones?<br />
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Most scams are built off of people not reading the fine print.    Sure, the victims should have read the fine print, but scams like this are set up with intention of making sure the buyers miss the details.    It&#8217;s  sad she&#8217;s been allowed to breed.  And it&#8217;s even sadder that some guy had to do it.  ewwww<br />
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		<title>Scientology &#8211; An Intro &#8211; Courtesy of Southpark and Doodiepants.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First off, let me tell you that I am not a Scientology supporter. While it&#8217;s become increasingly popular to make fun of Scientology, I am not one of those guys that just jumped on the hate band wagon without any knowledge of the organization. I&#8217;ve met a lot of people that bash Islam, Christianity, Buddhism [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First off, let me tell you that I am not a Scientology supporter.    While it&#8217;s become increasingly popular to make fun of Scientology,  I am not one of those guys that just jumped on the hate band wagon without any knowledge of the organization. I&#8217;ve met a lot of people that bash Islam, Christianity, Buddhism etc and really have no knowledge of what or why they&#8217;re bashing.  <strong>Unacceptable! </strong> I&#8217;ve done my share of research and even visited one of their churches. I feel well qualified to ride on the band wagon.</p>
<p><strong>Below is a clip from the famous Southpark episode that created so much controversy.  The best part is, most of the stuff in the video is actually believed by the higher ups in the <a class="zem_slink" title="Church of Scientology" rel="homepage" href="http://www.scientology.org/">Church of Scientology</a>.</strong><br />
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<p>.</p>
<p><strong>First hand Experience</strong></p>
<p>My wife and I actually went to one of Scientology churches and sat through a 2-3 hour introduction process.   We were not informed about any alien conspiracy or outer space drama, but we were introduced to a process called &#8220;auditing&#8221;.  And we learned a bit about a science fiction writer who started<span id="more-2297"></span> the religion, <a class="zem_slink" title="L. Ron Hubbard" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0399196/">L. Ron Hubbard</a>. <strong>Auditing is described by the C.O.S. at this <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwK1byq0ndQ" rel="shadowbox[post-2297];player=swf;width=640;height=385;" target="_blank">video link</a>.</strong> Auditing seemed to me like nothing more than some kind of psychotherapy.  The process begins with a &#8220;Clear&#8221;, walking you the &#8220;Pre-Clear, back through stressful moments in your life.  But when details come about that you can&#8217;t remember, they let you play make believe.  For example, if you couldn&#8217;t remember the color of a bicycle that rode in front of you right before you got into an accident, they make the you dig deeper until you  believe they can remember the color.   It really doesn&#8217;t matter what the color was in reality, but you, the &#8220;Pre-clear&#8221; believe that you remember it now.  I asked the lady doing the presentation about the notorious falsities in eye witness testimony.  She assured me that this &#8220;is all scientifically proven&#8221; and that &#8220;those sorts of falsities don&#8217;t happen in the auditing process.&#8221;     Phew what a relief!  I wish we had &#8220;Clears&#8221; in the courtroom.</p>
<p>The other big thing that got us were the different Thetan levels you strive to achieve in Scientology.  The higher you get, the more you learn and understand.  My wife and I have always viewed enlightenment as something that relies on the internal, not the external.  In Scientology, you have to either pay or do work for them to make it higher in levels.  We were not impressed.</p>
<p>They do an excellent job of selling happiness and making it seem that the solution is there.  Every other religion has success stories and load of believers that tell you how it changed their life.   But just because something improves you life doesn&#8217;t mean it&#8217;s truth.  And I&#8217;m sure there are thousands of Scientology followers that have had their lives changed and fell better.  Look at all the prisoners that have had their lives turned around by the Nation of Islam.  Look at all the Jehovah Witness&#8217;s knocking on our doors with a sense of purpose and happiness to serve.  It seems whatever we believe will make us happier and more fulfilled, will.  But truth?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Anyway&#8230;&#8230;it was a fun and &#8216;different&#8217; way to spend an afternoon with the wife.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>If you want explore Scientology, I&#8217;d suggest checking out their .com  site.  It&#8217;s filled with videos, testimonials and random stuff on Scientology.<br />
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<p><strong> And of course check out their arch nemesis  <a href="http://xenu.net" target="_blank">XENU.NET</a>.  Xenu has published tons of secret Scientology documents and runs a campaign against the organization.   It&#8217;s a fun entertaining read.  And plus&#8230;.they don&#8217;t want your money.<br />
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<blockquote><p><strong><em>&#8220;Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion&#8221;    &#8212;</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong><em>L Ron Hubbard</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em> </em></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[He should have picked on someone his own age. Gregory McCalium, 24, was left with severe facial wounds after the knife-wielding thug attempted to rob his elderly neighbor in Botley near Oxford, England, Britain&#8217;s SkyNews reported. The would-be burglar broke into the home of Frank Corti last Aug. 19 &#8211; without realizing the 72-year-old was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_1491" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 333px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1491" href="http://doodiepants.com/2009/07/05/punk-gets-beat-down-by-72-year-old-man/partiervboxer/"><img class="size-full wp-image-1491 " title="We'll throw this pickle sniffer 2 Stars, Hoorah!" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/partiervboxer.jpg" alt="Hello, I got beat up by an old man." width="323" height="229" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I don&#39;t know where they found the picture on the left, but It looks great next to the assbeat pic.</p></div>
<p><strong>He should have picked on someone his own age.</strong></p>
<p>Gregory McCalium, 24, was left with severe facial wounds after the knife-wielding thug attempted to rob his elderly neighbor in Botley near Oxford, England, Britain&#8217;s SkyNews reported. The would-be burglar broke into the home of Frank Corti last Aug. 19 &#8211; without realizing the 72-year-old was a retired boxer.</p>
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<p>A mug shot released by the Thames Valley Police reveals the results after Corti disarmed his attacker,<span id="more-1490"></span> let loose with two punches to the face and restrained McCalium until the police arrived on the scene.</p>
<p>On Tuesday, McCalium was sentenced to a 4 1/2-year sentence for the crime.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our first &#8220;Doodie Pants of the Week&#8221; will go these friendly bikini clad PETA protesters.  Following in the image of &#8216;Laurel and Hardy&#8217; (one biggun&#8217; and one skinny one), their goal was to help everyone understand and empathize the pain that a live chicken can go through if it were boiled alive.  McDonald&#8217;s currently uses [...]]]></description>
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<div id="attachment_364" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 522px"><img class="size-full wp-image-364" title="The Laurel and Hardy of PETA protesters" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/petavegetarian.jpg" alt="All this to convince an organization to gas chickens instead of electrocute them. What a noble Cause..... " width="512" height="234" /><p class="wp-caption-text">All this to convince an organization to gas chickens instead of electrocute them. What a noble Cause..... </p></div>
<p style="text-align: left;">Our first &#8220;Doodie Pants of the Week&#8221; will go these friendly bikini clad PETA protesters.  Following in the image of &#8216;Laurel and Hardy&#8217; (one biggun&#8217; and one skinny one), their goal was to help everyone understand and empathize the pain that a live chicken can go through if it were boiled alive.  McDonald&#8217;s currently uses a water tank electroshock technique that kills the chicken first.  PETA says gassing them is better.  I don&#8217;t know what happened to good old fashioned chopping the head off&#8230;&#8230;But, are you serious PETA?  Electrocution or gassing\suffocation?  This is the fight?  What a complete waste of time and resources.  I wonder what effect PETA has had on the world food supply since their creation?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://industry.bnet.com/food/1000484/peta-vs-mcdonalds-the-nicest-way-to-kill-a-chicken/" target="_blank"> This article sums up the debate fairly well.</a></p>
<p>(And PETA&#8230;&#8230;.you need to pic better bikini spokesmodels.  Seriously, this is unacceptable!  Where&#8217;s Pam when we need her?)<script type="text/javascript"><!--
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