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		<title>Blond pig gets punk slapped by Judge Judy for scamming on Ebay</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It amazes me that the Ebay scammer in this video from Judge Judy seems to see nothing wrong with her Ebay sale.  If your ad says you&#8217;re selling &#8220;only a photo of a cellphone&#8221; and someone buys it think their getting a full cell phone, it doesn&#8217;t mean you&#8217;re ethically OK just because the buyer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">It amazes me that the Ebay scammer in this video from Judge Judy seems to see nothing wrong with her Ebay sale.  If your ad says you&#8217;re selling &#8220;only a photo of a cellphone&#8221; and someone buys it think their getting a full cell phone, it doesn&#8217;t mean you&#8217;re ethically OK just because the buyer didn&#8217;t read the fine print.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>$400 for 2 ink jet printed pictures of cellphones?<br />
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Most scams are built off of people not reading the fine print.    Sure, the victims should have read the fine print, but scams like this are set up with intention of making sure the buyers miss the details.    It&#8217;s  sad she&#8217;s been allowed to breed.  And it&#8217;s even sadder that some guy had to do it.  ewwww<br />
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		<title>Punk gets beat down by 72 year old man &#8216;Gran Torino&#8217; style</title>
		<link>http://doodiepants.com/2009/07/05/punk-gets-beat-down-by-72-year-old-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He should have picked on someone his own age. Gregory McCalium, 24, was left with severe facial wounds after the knife-wielding thug attempted to rob his elderly neighbor in Botley near Oxford, England, Britain&#8217;s SkyNews reported. The would-be burglar broke into the home of Frank Corti last Aug. 19 &#8211; without realizing the 72-year-old was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_1491" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 333px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1491" href="http://doodiepants.com/2009/07/05/punk-gets-beat-down-by-72-year-old-man/partiervboxer/"><img class="size-full wp-image-1491 " title="We'll throw this pickle sniffer 2 Stars, Hoorah!" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/partiervboxer.jpg" alt="Hello, I got beat up by an old man." width="323" height="229" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I don&#39;t know where they found the picture on the left, but It looks great next to the assbeat pic.</p></div>
<p><strong>He should have picked on someone his own age.</strong></p>
<p>Gregory McCalium, 24, was left with severe facial wounds after the knife-wielding thug attempted to rob his elderly neighbor in Botley near Oxford, England, Britain&#8217;s SkyNews reported. The would-be burglar broke into the home of Frank Corti last Aug. 19 &#8211; without realizing the 72-year-old was a retired boxer.</p>
<div id="attachment_246" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 160px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-246" href="http://doodiepants.com/2009/05/27/dpotw-mcdonalds-and-boiling-peta-chicks/2_stars/"><img class="size-full wp-image-246" title="2 Stars" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/2_stars.png" alt="Super Douche!" width="150" height="28" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Super Douche!</p></div>
<p>A mug shot released by the Thames Valley Police reveals the results after Corti disarmed his attacker,<span id="more-1490"></span> let loose with two punches to the face and restrained McCalium until the police arrived on the scene.</p>
<p>On Tuesday, McCalium was sentenced to a 4 1/2-year sentence for the crime.</p>
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		<title>McDonald&#8217;s and boiling PETA bikini chicks</title>
		<link>http://doodiepants.com/2009/05/27/dpotw-mcdonalds-and-boiling-peta-chicks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 14:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our first &#8220;Doodie Pants of the Week&#8221; will go these friendly bikini clad PETA protesters.  Following in the image of &#8216;Laurel and Hardy&#8217; (one biggun&#8217; and one skinny one), their goal was to help everyone understand and empathize the pain that a live chicken can go through if it were boiled alive.  McDonald&#8217;s currently uses [...]]]></description>
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<div id="attachment_364" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 522px"><img class="size-full wp-image-364" title="The Laurel and Hardy of PETA protesters" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/petavegetarian.jpg" alt="All this to convince an organization to gas chickens instead of electrocute them. What a noble Cause..... " width="512" height="234" /><p class="wp-caption-text">All this to convince an organization to gas chickens instead of electrocute them. What a noble Cause..... </p></div>
<p style="text-align: left;">Our first &#8220;Doodie Pants of the Week&#8221; will go these friendly bikini clad PETA protesters.  Following in the image of &#8216;Laurel and Hardy&#8217; (one biggun&#8217; and one skinny one), their goal was to help everyone understand and empathize the pain that a live chicken can go through if it were boiled alive.  McDonald&#8217;s currently uses a water tank electroshock technique that kills the chicken first.  PETA says gassing them is better.  I don&#8217;t know what happened to good old fashioned chopping the head off&#8230;&#8230;But, are you serious PETA?  Electrocution or gassing\suffocation?  This is the fight?  What a complete waste of time and resources.  I wonder what effect PETA has had on the world food supply since their creation?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://industry.bnet.com/food/1000484/peta-vs-mcdonalds-the-nicest-way-to-kill-a-chicken/" target="_blank"> This article sums up the debate fairly well.</a></p>
<p>(And PETA&#8230;&#8230;.you need to pic better bikini spokesmodels.  Seriously, this is unacceptable!  Where&#8217;s Pam when we need her?)<script type="text/javascript"><!--
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