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3 Brown Stars for this Toolshed

It looks like Ahmadinejad is at it again.   “The people don’t like me?  Shut Down the media so no one finds out!”  God forbid anyone in Iran use the internet to communicate.    He’s a total idiot.   I’m glad to see the Iranian people are ready to Stand up!

Seriously, why even fake democracy?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jun/16/iran-protests-election-recount

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,526627,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/16/obama-disputed-iran-election-reveals-changed-expectations-voters/

VIDEO AND READ MORE……. Continue Reading…

3 Brown Stars for this Toolshed.

“Hallelujia, friends! The spirit moved deep inside of me to create a place where Good Christians could congregate and share in their love of JESUS. Of course, if you really loved JESUS, and wanted to show it, you could send him $1000 in care of this ministry. Then you will know the true blessings of the Lord. “

I remember watching this guy when I was 10.  I’d flip over to him in between “Ducktales” and “Rescue Rangers”. He’d tell everyone to “just put your hand on the television screen and feel power of the Holy Spirit flow into you”     This was usually followed by a message based solely on tithing(donation).  He pushed the idea that if you gave to God via “Robert Tilton Ministries”, God will give you more wealth in return.  It’s like a cosmic foolproof investment scheme.  Except in the early 1990’s, courtesy of an ABC undercover investigation, good ole Bob ended up being the more like the Bernie Madoff of televangelism.   The only difference is……..he RESTARTED his so-called ministry and and it currently continues @ http://www.roberttiltonlive.com/.

And he is the Robert Tilton Wiki that goes into much more detail.

While I don’t want to mock the Christian faith, I do want to mock this guy.  The videos below were made to do that exact thing.    We felt 3 Brown Star was a good middle of the road rating for the legendary flatulent money grubber……..Robert Tilton.

“I’ve sent you this packet of oil to help you release your faith for your emergency miracle,” states the letter. “Use it to anoint whatever represents your Emergency Crisis. If it’s a financial crisis, anoint your wallet or billfold or checkbook.” Continue Reading…

Jon Stewart totally Pwns Nancy Pelosi in the video below.  Pelosi emphatically states that she “was not told” about these interrogation techniques……..but then she says she was “notified”.   I guess being “notified”, is a lot different then being “told”.  What?  Later in the week she goes as far to say that she DID know that the techniques could be used…..but the CIA said that they wouldn’t use them.  That’s like asking to borrow daddy’s car keys and saying you’re not going to drive the car.

Bring it on down Daily Show!   Nancy Pelosi definitely has Doodiepants.  We felt she deserved 3 Stars on the “Brown Star Rating Scale”.

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