Doodie Pants

This is amazing.  I never realized that Mormons had their own little space science fiction drama.  It’s almost as bad as the Scientology story we posted a few months ago except for no space-planes.  The video we’ve posted below, tells the rough story of Mormonism and their ancient galactic history.  Sadly the church doesn’t seem to talk much about the “early Gods” anymore, which is a shame because the story sounds awesome.   They should make an Xbox 360 game out of it where you can beam in like “Mormon Jesus”  kick butt and earn cool Mormon artifacts(that never existed).  It’s all pretty ridiculous and entertaining but……there is one small part in the cartoon about some wiley people getting cursed with black skin. Uh-oh.

I hear ya knockin

Watch the Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints video below.  You’ll flip….. Continue Reading…

Why is President Barack Obama considered Black by mainstream media?  Why is there even a White\Black line when here are an infinite number of skin tones?   Is there a racial draft of some sort like on the Dave Chappelle Show?   I understand that he is the first US president with African heritage and that is significant considering the history of Africans in the US over the last 200 years, but……if his mother was a light shade of beige and his father was brown; what makes him black?

There seems to be some arbitrary line you cross that makes you part of the black or white community.  Here’s an article in the Orlando Sentinel about the “One Drop Rule”.  It appears that most of the US unconsciously follow this “One Drop Rule”.  With the recent debacle involving Harry Reid and his Obama Negro comments, this issue seems quite appropriate.

Hooray for the first lightly brown colored President of the United States.

See the “Racial Draft” Video and more of this post after the Jump. Continue Reading…

Not to be mean to James Cameron and his excellent movie Avatar, but there’s something strange about the plot line.  I, as well as quite a few others on the internet noticed the incredible relation to the Disney movie “Pocahontas“.  Just take a look at this Pocahontas book report below.  Change up a few names and characters and…..WALLA…… Avatar!

Avatar Pocahontas Book Report Rehash

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Bloodrunsclear on Youtube made an excellent video that proves the point fairly well.  He snagged the Pocahontas preview trailer audio and slapped it onto the Avatar trailer.   It worked like a charm.  See the Video After the Jump. Continue Reading…

Thank you MTV ‘brainwashing committee’ and RockTheVote.com for promoting unethical and whorish behavior once again.  The video produced below tells the youth of today to use sexual favours to influence the health care vote.  I can’t believe we’ve stooped to a level where this type of marketing is acceptable in mainstream media.  This is a slap in the face to democracy and a thumbs up for bribery.

The final line says it all.  If you don’t vote for healthcare “we will never ever F**k you”.

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This is embarrassing to the current generation.  The vote should be based on what you believe according to the information you’ve collected; not on the influence of someone’s bribe. Continue Reading…

He may be a spoiled little punk in need of a throat punch, but he is correct…..bacon is good for you.  Just ask your cardiologist, I’m sure he\she’ll agree.

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Watch the Full Wife Swap Episode S5 E18 after the jump: Continue Reading…

People’s Court Mustache Man Vs. Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck – More amazing videos are a click away

While the Mustache guy from the People’s Court episode may have gotten a lot of press,  he’ll never steal the mustache awesomeness from the likes of these 2 mustache pioneers: Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck.   This video clearly illustrates the point.  Mustaches are awesome. Continue Reading…

First off, let me tell you that I am not a Scientology supporter. While it’s become increasingly popular to make fun of Scientology, I am not one of those guys that just jumped on the hate band wagon without any knowledge of the organization. I’ve met a lot of people that bash Islam, Christianity, Buddhism etc and really have no knowledge of what or why they’re bashing. Unacceptable! I’ve done my share of research and even visited one of their churches. I feel well qualified to ride on the band wagon.

Below is a clip from the famous Southpark episode that created so much controversy.  The best part is, most of the stuff in the video is actually believed by the higher ups in the Church of Scientology.

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First hand Experience

My wife and I actually went to one of Scientology churches and sat through a 2-3 hour introduction process. We were not informed about any alien conspiracy or outer space drama, but we were introduced to a process called “auditing”. And we learned a bit about a science fiction writer who started Continue Reading…

3 Brown Stars for this Toolshed.

“Hallelujia, friends! The spirit moved deep inside of me to create a place where Good Christians could congregate and share in their love of JESUS. Of course, if you really loved JESUS, and wanted to show it, you could send him $1000 in care of this ministry. Then you will know the true blessings of the Lord. “

I remember watching this guy when I was 10.  I’d flip over to him in between “Ducktales” and “Rescue Rangers”. He’d tell everyone to “just put your hand on the television screen and feel power of the Holy Spirit flow into you”     This was usually followed by a message based solely on tithing(donation).  He pushed the idea that if you gave to God via “Robert Tilton Ministries”, God will give you more wealth in return.  It’s like a cosmic foolproof investment scheme.  Except in the early 1990’s, courtesy of an ABC undercover investigation, good ole Bob ended up being the more like the Bernie Madoff of televangelism.   The only difference is……..he RESTARTED his so-called ministry and and it currently continues @ http://www.roberttiltonlive.com/.

And he is the Robert Tilton Wiki that goes into much more detail.

While I don’t want to mock the Christian faith, I do want to mock this guy.  The videos below were made to do that exact thing.    We felt 3 Brown Star was a good middle of the road rating for the legendary flatulent money grubber……..Robert Tilton.

“I’ve sent you this packet of oil to help you release your faith for your emergency miracle,” states the letter. “Use it to anoint whatever represents your Emergency Crisis. If it’s a financial crisis, anoint your wallet or billfold or checkbook.” Continue Reading…