Doodie Pants

Just goes to show, no matter what you have in a marriage and in life, the grass is always greener on the other side.

This time the green grasses were a few club chics named Rachel Uchitel, Jaimie Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Kamile Moquin, Cori Rist, and or Mindy Lawton.   Wow…..Tiger put that putter away!

What no driver?

Tiger Woods has Doodiepants.

2 brown stars for being a complete toolbag to your wife and kids.

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Just in case you weren’t sure,  McDonald’s wants everyone to know that people with darker skin are most definitely different than people with lighter.  Check out 365Black.com.  What’s next, 365Black Restaurants and 356Black Bathrooms?  I can’t even believe this stuff exists.  I thought M.L.K. squared this away.  It looks like it’s starting all over again.

The Video below is hilarious and really well done.  The website we have issues with.

Quote from the McDonald’s:

“Like the African Baobab Tree, which nourishes the community with it’s leaves and fruit, McDonald’s has branched out to the African-American community nourishing it with valuable programs and opportunities.”

Can someone please tell me what a Baobab tree has to do with culture and life in the United States?

And how many people of African decent have ever eaten Baobab fruit or even know what the hell a Baobab Tree is?  I feel bad for Continue Reading…

Feed them more bananas!

If you’ve watched the news in the last few days you couldn’t miss all the media coverage of the Justin Barrett case.  In the fallout from the Henry Louis Gates Jr. arrest, the Boston Police Department has suspended an officer named Justin Barrett for using a racial slur in reference to the Harvard professor in an email he sent to the Boston Globe.    He used the phrase “banana eating jungle monkey” to describe Gates in the email.  This was poor choice of words.  And in our current culture—— not a wise thing to say.

My skin is obviously light beige. I'm just furry.

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In the video below you’ll hear him below yap and say he’s sorry about how his word’s were perceived and how he was only referencing the behavior, not the man.  Then goes on to say the standard line that “I have friend from all different cultures and races” blah blah blah.   Doodiepants.com has devised a way better defense than that…….and no it’s not the Chewabaca defense.  Continue Reading…