Just goes to show, no matter what you have in a marriage and in life, the grass is always greener on the other side.

This time the green grasses were a few club chics named Rachel Uchitel, Jaimie Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Kamile Moquin, Cori Rist, and or Mindy Lawton.   Wow…..Tiger put that putter away!

What no driver?

Tiger Woods has Doodiepants.

2 brown stars for being a complete toolbag to your wife and kids.

COMMENTS?

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Just in case you weren’t sure,  McDonald’s wants everyone to know that people with darker skin are most definitely different than people with lighter.  Check out 365Black.com.  What’s next, 365Black Restaurants and 356Black Bathrooms?  I can’t even believe this stuff exists.  I thought M.L.K. squared this away.  It looks like it’s starting all over again.

The Video below is hilarious and really well done.  The website we have issues with.

Quote from the McDonald’s:

“Like the African Baobab Tree, which nourishes the community with it’s leaves and fruit, McDonald’s has branched out to the African-American community nourishing it with valuable programs and opportunities.”

Can someone please tell me what a Baobab tree has to do with culture and life in the United States?

And how many people of African decent have ever eaten Baobab fruit or even know what the hell a Baobab Tree is?  I feel bad for the actual Africans being nourished be this tree if it’s fruit is compared to McDonald’s food.  Does the Baobab Tree clog arteries and rob the body of essential vitamins and nutrients too?

Not to mention, the girl in the in the video is easily less than 50% recent African decent anyway.  The whole concept is retarded.

Doodiepants.com sent this to their 365Black.com’s feedback section:

“So this is a website made for people with more melanin in their skin?  I guess I don’t understand.  Will you be opening “365Black” McDonald’s locations that only people with darker colored skin can eat at?  Or are you just sticking with the website?

You know how we look back at the 1950′s and 1960′s race relations and say, “I can’t believe that people thought like that”?

Well, 40 years down the road……this site will be one of those idiotic things.”

Thanks McDonald’s get a one Brown Star for putting up garbage Websites.

McDonald's is doing its part in racial relations idiocy

Anyone have a comment this subject?  Are we way off base?   Please let us know below.  We’ll be happy to discuss it in an intelligent fashion.

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Feed them more bananas!

If you’ve watched the news in the last few days you couldn’t miss all the media coverage of the Justin Barrett case.  In the fallout from the Henry Louis Gates Jr. arrest, the Boston Police Department has suspended an officer named Justin Barrett for using a racial slur in reference to the Harvard professor in an email he sent to the Boston Globe.    He used the phrase “banana eating jungle monkey” to describe Gates in the email.  This was poor choice of words.  And in our current culture—— not a wise thing to say.

My skin is obviously light beige. I'm just furry.

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In the video below you’ll hear him below yap and say he’s sorry about how his word’s were perceived and how he was only referencing the behavior, not the man.  Then goes on to say the standard line that “I have friend from all different cultures and races” blah blah blah.   Doodiepants.com has devised a way better defense than that…….and no it’s not the Chewabaca defense. 

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Question:

Why is it less acceptable to call someone with darker skin a “jungle monkey” then it is a person with lighter color skin?  Isn’t more racist to not allow equal relationship with the phrase “jungle monkey”.  I for one wouldn’t want my cultural\ethnic group of people attached to a phrase like that.  Oh…..and the monkey’s skin color above lighter than Larry King’s.  So I don’t even see a physical relation between dark skin people and monkeys.  And monkeys live in many different geographical locations and aren’t in any way connected to any specific ethnic group of people.

Disclaimer: We view the comments of Justin Barret as completely unprofessional. But we do wish the world could someday get to the point where we can just insult people and offend them without any BS.  I thought the point of insulting someone was to offend them; regardless of what race they are.