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2 brown stars for Dick Dawkins!

Richard Dawkins, the champion for Atheism and author of the book, “The God Delusion” was interviewed by Ben Stein for his movie “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed”.  Ben Stein’s movie in my opinion was less in support of “Intelligent Design”, and more in support of accepting the possibility that there may be some sort of outside influence or intelligence that initiated the process of life as we know it.

The ALF proposition: For argument’s sake, if you were to keep the idea of a God, out of the argument completely, and replace him with ALF the alien; you could make the statement that ALF seeded life on the planet. And according to Richard Dawkin’s at around 3:21 in this video, my ‘ALF Proposition’ could be acceptable.  I think Ben Stein brought to light an excellent point here.  Dawkins and his atheist friends seem more opposed to the ‘type’ of creator\influence involved.  They hate to admit that the scientific community may be a bit close minded on the issue of origins.   

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Tara Reid, you're 20 something for God's sake. Go to a gym not a doc.

WHAT? ACTUAL LIPOSUCTION AT HOME?  Here’s one News Link.  Yes, it’s actually happened.  It was a Brazilian couple doing hack jobs in their basement.

“Authorities say the pair performed liposuction in the basement of a home and have taken their passports and placed them both on bail.  Luiz Carlos Ribeiro, 49 is a licensed doctor in Brazil but has no license to practice in the U.S. and he and Ana Maria Miranda Ribeiro have pleaded not guilty to the charges at their arraignment.  The couple are accused of performing an illegal liposuction on Fabiola DePaula, 24, of Framingham who was pronounced dead shortly after arriving at hospital.  District Attorney Martha Coakley says autopsy results will not be available for several days, and charges could then be upgraded.

The surgery was apparently performed on a massage table in the basement of a local condominium, and according to official sources large amounts of blood have been found on the floor.”

www.news-medical.net

This “SuckIt Home Lipo Kit” looks awesome, but I wouldn’t suggest using the human fat from your liposuction in your cooking as these  folks below did.  I think they were just joking about using it in the mashed potatoes.    It tastes far too gamey for most dishes.

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Ancient Chinese Secret

Call us shallow, but I know more than a few girls(and a few guys) that wouldn’t mind learning the fine art of cosmetically touching up their bodies.   The same kind of touching up that is done to 99% of magazine pictorials and every celebrity picture that isn’t taken by a stalker on the beach.

Did I say “touching up”?  Well, I meant a making completely deceitful super hot version of you.  That way you can put pictures of your self on Facebook, Myspace, and Match.com and feel awesome.   Then you can get really depressed when you actually have to meet that special someone in person and see their look of horrid surprise!   Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh………………………… Hide the pistol!

The 2 videos on this post will show you how to make yourself skinnier and have bigger boobs in less than 10 min.  Send us your finished pics, we’d love to see how if works for the layman.

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This is the episode of ER where every urban legend is true.   From Pop Rock stomach explosions and pennies falling from tall buildings to 7 gallons in Elton John’s stomach;  all the stories you heard and believed while growing up…….are true.

Hey, why is hair growing on my hands?  That’s weird.

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What's happening here?

Kathie Lee, this is one of the creepiest videos I’ve ever seen.  I mean seriously, how did a video like this even get made?  I want to buy the video now.  This would be the perfect thing to randomly turn on at a party.

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Too Soon?

I’ve gotta thank Warming Glow for posting this one.