Super Euro Banana Hammock Fail!

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Why Europeans Love Speedos – Banana Hammock Fail

“It was hard not to piss myself laughing. They seriously swapped places doing that about 45 times. I was like ‘hold still you idiots’, you take 150 pictures of him in a row THEN switch, just twice. It was making me dizzy. Then they faced the ocean after a while and pondered their next wienerific escapade.”

——Thanks Genna——

All hail David Hasslehoff!

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2 brown stars for Dick Dawkins!

Richard Dawkins, the champion for Atheism and author of the book, “The God Delusion” was interviewed by Ben Stein for his movie “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed”.  Ben Stein’s movie in my opinion was less in support of “Intelligent Design”, and more in support of accepting the possibility that there may be some sort of outside influence or intelligence that initiated the process of life as we know it.

The ALF proposition: For argument’s sake, if you were to keep the idea of a God, out of the argument completely, and replace him with ALF the alien; you could make the statement that ALF seeded life on the planet. And according to Richard Dawkin’s at around 3:21 in this video, my ‘ALF Proposition’ could be acceptable.  I think Ben Stein brought to light an excellent point here.  Dawkins and his atheist friends seem more opposed to the ‘type’ of creator\influence involved.  They hate to admit that the scientific community may be a bit close minded on the issue of origins.   

This was openly expressed on Scientific American’s website as well.  “Thus, science welcomes the possibility of evolution resulting from forces beyond natural selection. Yet those forces must be natural; they cannot be attributed to the actions of mysterious creative intelligences whose existence, in scientific terms, is unproved.”  Page 5, Scientific American: 15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense

I don’t think anything should be left out of the equation.  If you can’t explain something, I think the possibility of ALF or God be kept within the realms of possibility.  Otherwise, if science conducts research with a ‘No ALF’ bias and it turns out that life was seeded or created by some “mysterious creative intelligence” we’ll be late to the party.  And this time we can’t blame the Catholics.  I hope they’re not still sour about the sun being the center of the universe.    Ben Stein pretty much Pwn’s Dawkins. 2 brown stars for Dick Dawkins!

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Doodiepants' ALF proposition.

Trailer for “Expelled: No Intelligence”

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (Super Trailer) – More free videos are here

Ancient Chinese Secret

Call us shallow, but I know more than a few girls(and a few guys) that wouldn’t mind learning the fine art of cosmetically touching up their bodies.   The same kind of touching up that is done to 99% of magazine pictorials and every celebrity picture that isn’t taken by a stalker on the beach.

Did I say “touching up”?  Well, I meant a making completely deceitful super hot version of you.  That way you can put pictures of your self on Facebook, Myspace, and Match.com and feel awesome.   Then you can get really depressed when you actually have to meet that special someone in person and see their look of horrid surprise!   Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh………………………… Hide the pistol!

The 2 videos on this post will show you how to make yourself skinnier and have bigger boobs in less than 10 min.  Send us your finished pics, we’d love to see how if works for the layman.

For the Breast Enlargement Video  See below

We’d like to thank ICEFLOWSTUDIOS for their outstanding work and awesome Youtube channel.

For those of you that don’t want to shell out $200 for Adobe Photoshop or don’t want to pirate it, there is an extremely powerful ‘open source’ photo editor called GIMP that has many of the same features as Photoshop but it’s free.  It’s a Doodiawesome program and you can download it here.

Hey, why is hair growing on my hands?  That’s weird.

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Pop Rocks Didn't do this. I just wanted to post a gross picture.

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Kathie Lee, this is one of the creepiest videos I’ve ever seen.  I mean seriously, how did a video like this even get made?  I want to buy the video now.  This would be the perfect thing to randomly turn on at a party.

You can own it here!  Kathie Lee Gifford – Feel Fit & Fabulous Workout  For sale on Ebay!  Awesome

Too Soon?

I’ve gotta thank Warming Glow for posting this one.