Doodie Pants

The “Charlie Brown Christmas” cartoon that we all know and love with has flipped over to a new tradition.  In a moment of questioning his Christian faith and with the help of towel headed prison convert Linus, Charlie Brown finds ‘the path’ via Islam.  Watch out for the explosive ending!

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The ‘Christian Side Hug’ is the perfect hug for insuring no lustful thoughts enter the minds of any unmarried huggers.   It also serves to avoid any accidental junk or boob rubbing.  Watch the video and be put in awe.  It’ll be stuck in your head all week.

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There needs to be some sort of Christian cheese-ball commission; something setup to stop things like this or anything like it from ever coming out.  I realize that this would mean that nearly all of the Christian rap and rock from the 1990’s and most Christian t-shirts from bookstores be banned…….but something must be done.

Ryan Pann, the main signer and song writer spoke with the Chicago Tribune and admitted that the performance was a spoof.  But……when you  watch the video, there’s no indication of this.  They all seem pretty serious and gangsta gangsta.   Why would you let this video go out with no disclaimer?   I have no idea.  Now this video’s release is likely the largest regret of the Christian church since the the Spanish Inquisition.

The ‘Christian Side Hug’ is a more specific version of the ‘Church Hug’ defined in Urban Dictionary as “A hug in which Continue Reading…

I know a lot of folks have already seen this……but somehow the whole Trading Spouses “God Warrior” drama flew right by me and a lot of my pals in Costa Rica.  Here’s the craziest scariest thing you’ll ever see on prime time TV.  It’s now a Doodiepants Favorite.

The God Warrior – Trading Spouses Episode

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