Doodie Pants » christian http://doodiepants.com We Will Not Tolerate Intolerance. Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:31:31 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Charlie Brown Jihad Christmas – Video http://doodiepants.com/2009/12/24/charlie-brown-jihad-christmas-video/ http://doodiepants.com/2009/12/24/charlie-brown-jihad-christmas-video/#comments Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:54:54 +0000 Thad http://doodiepants.com/?p=3341 The “Charlie Brown Christmas” cartoon that we all know and love with has flipped over to a new tradition.  In a moment of questioning his Christian faith and with the help of towel headed prison convert Linus, Charlie Brown finds ‘the path’ via Islam.  Watch out for the explosive ending!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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The ‘Christian Side Hug’ is the perfect hug for insuring no lustful thoughts enter the minds of any unmarried huggers.   It also serves to avoid any accidental junk or boob rubbing.  Watch the video and be put in awe.  It’ll be stuck in your head all week.

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There needs to be some sort of Christian cheese-ball commission; something setup to stop things like this or anything like it from ever coming out.  I realize that this would mean that nearly all of the Christian rap and rock from the 1990′s and most Christian t-shirts from bookstores be banned…….but something must be done.

Ryan Pann, the main signer and song writer spoke with the Chicago Tribune and admitted that the performance was a spoof.  But……when you  watch the video, there’s no indication of this.  They all seem pretty serious and gangsta gangsta.   Why would you let this video go out with no disclaimer?   I have no idea.  Now this video’s release is likely the largest regret of the Christian church since the the Spanish Inquisition.

The ‘Christian Side Hug’ is a more specific version of the ‘Church Hug’ defined in Urban Dictionary as “A hug in which a female hugger deliberately avoids pelvic and chest contact with a male huggee to prevent him from pressing up against her for cheap feels.”

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he must not have gotten the memo.

I guess he didn't get the memo.

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The God Warrior – Trading Spouses Episode

If you feel the need to see the entire double episode, you can watch it here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgylwjkm8u0

I won't be able to sleep tonight.

Kill it with fire!

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