Nov
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Ugandan Christians Fight Against the Poo Eating Gays

 

Ugandan Christian pastor (Doodie Sanchez) is leading the fight against the scourge of homosexuality in Uganda.  Listen as he  enlightens us on the details of  ‘the gay’.  Those crazy homosexuals, eating da poo poo.

Uganda is currently pushing for a bill to have homosexuals killed or imprisoned.    I’m wondering if the homosexuals who do not “ eat da poo poo” are also included?

So, where does Doodie Sanchez get his info from?  Does the arm make it all the way up to elbow?   Wow that’s a real trooper.

Be sure and check out the  “Eat da Poo Poo” Meme site.   Knowyourmeme – Eat da Poo poo

 

Frank Mugisha is kicking ass and leading the fight against idiots like the pastor above. (who are indirectly ushering in death penalties and hate driven violence) Continue Reading…

Sep
0

Dance Hard, Poop Hard Tshirt

Sure maybe it doesn’t make a lotta sense, but this guy in the Tshirt (Dave) dances harder than everyone else.  We’ve got a Tshirt to prove it. ($12.95)

Dance Hard Poop Hard shirt
Dance Hard Poop Hard by doodiepants
Click to Purchase or see other Doodiepants Shirts

Continue Reading…

Jul
0

7 Ridiculous Risk Takers




1. Wim Hof – The Ice Man


Where to begin…… Wim Hof has been credited with swimming 50 meters under ice, sitting in a tub of ice up to his neck for 1 hour and 31 minutes, running a half marathon in the Arctic Circle barefoot, and attempting to climb Mt. Everest in his shorts!   He uses a a tantric technique called Tummo practiced by Tibetan monks.   And the secret ninja technique known as “awesomeness”.

And here is a video of the legendary swim under the ice.

Some good info on Wim Hof can be found on his Wiki page.

See the other six Death tasters  here Continue Reading…

Jul
0

Coffee Helps you doodie. It’s true. I think we all need this mug.

People are actually buying our stuff?  Cool.  I’m drinking out of this mug right now.  And it’s true………I have to doodie.  I love coffee.   If you click it you can buy it.
Coffee Helps you doodie. mug

Coffee Helps you doodie. by doodiepants

Why does coffee make you doodie? (or for the less cultured “poop”)

1) Caffeine inhibits an enzyme that is thought to regulate mucosal secretions in your small intestine. Secretions go up, so fluid in your bowel goes up, and if the amount of fluid in your colon is greater than the amount of fluid you can reabsorb, splat, you get diarrhea, or at least looser stools.

Jul
Jun
3

Who’s got Doodiepants?

And you know it.

No....really......you do. Have a great Sunday!