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Everyone poops in this Japanese import book written by Taro Gomi for children. Readers are informed on page one that “an elephant makes a big poop, a mouse makes a tiny poop.” Later on, they are told that it comes in different shapes, colors, and smells, and that, depending on who is doing it, it is done in different places. The summarizing statement is that “all living things eat, so everyone poops.” However, there is never any explanation offered as to why. Overall, the text is merely a series of rather dull pictures of back ends of people on toilets and animals, with captions identifying them and occasionally posing questions such as “What does a whale’s poop look like?” (No answer is provided.) There is even a little joke: “A one hump camel makes a one hump poop. And a two hump camel makes a two hump poop. Just kidding.”

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Ugandan Christian pastor (Doodie Sanchez) is leading the fight against the scourge of homosexuality in Uganda.  Listen as he  enlightens us on the details of  ‘the gay’.  Those crazy homosexuals, eating da poo poo.

Uganda is currently pushing for a bill to have homosexuals killed or imprisoned.    I’m wondering if the homosexuals who do not “ eat da poo poo” are also included?

So, where does Doodie Sanchez get his info from?  Does the arm make it all the way up to elbow?   Wow that’s a real trooper.

Be sure and check out the  “Eat da Poo Poo” Meme site.   Knowyourmeme – Eat da Poo poo

Frank Mugisha is kicking ass and leading the fight against idiots like the pastor above. (who are indirectly ushering in death penalties and hate driven violence) Continue Reading…

Sure maybe it doesn’t make a lotta sense, but this guy in the Tshirt (Dave) dances harder than everyone else.  We’ve got a Tshirt to prove it. ($12.95)

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1. Wim Hof – The Ice Man

Where to begin…… Wim Hof has been credited with swimming 50 meters under ice, sitting in a tub of ice up to his neck for 1 hour and 31 minutes, running a half marathon in the Arctic Circle barefoot, and attempting to climb Mt. Everest in his shorts!   He uses a a tantric technique called Tummo practiced by Tibetan monks.   And the secret ninja technique known as “awesomeness”.

And here is a video of the legendary swim under the ice.

Some good info on Wim Hof can be found on his Wiki page.

See the other six Death tasters  here Continue Reading…

Coffee Helps you doodie. by doodiepants

Why does coffee make you doodie? (or for the less cultured “poop”)

1) Caffeine inhibits an enzyme that is thought to regulate mucosal secretions in your small intestine. Secretions go up, so fluid in your bowel goes up, and if the amount of fluid in your colon is greater than the amount of fluid you can reabsorb, splat, you get diarrhea, or at least looser stools.

Must play “Call of Doodie” now!    This video is genius……………. Continue Reading…