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		<title>Ugandan Christians Fight Against the Poo Eating Gays</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Ugandan Christian pastor (Doodie Sanchez) is leading the fight against the scourge of homosexuality in Uganda.  Listen as he  enlightens us on the details of  &#8216;the gay&#8217;.  Those crazy homosexuals, eating da poo poo. Uganda is currently pushing for a bill to have homosexuals killed or imprisoned.    I&#8217;m wondering if the homosexuals who do [...]]]></description>
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<p>Ugandan Christian pastor (Doodie Sanchez) is leading the fight against the scourge of homosexuality in Uganda.  Listen as he  enlightens us on the details of  &#8216;the gay&#8217;.  Those crazy homosexuals, eating da poo poo.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Uganda is currently pushing for a bill to have homosexuals killed or imprisoned.    I&#8217;m wondering if the homosexuals who do not &#8220;<strong> eat da poo poo</strong>&#8221; are also included?</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">So, where does <strong>Doodie Sanchez</strong> get his info from?  Does the arm make it all the way up to elbow?   Wow that&#8217;s a real trooper.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Be sure and check out the  &#8220;Eat da Poo Poo&#8221; Meme site.   <a title="Know Your Meme - Eat da poo poo" href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eat-da-poo-poo" target="_blank">Knowyourmeme &#8211; Eat da Poo poo</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Frank Mugisha is kicking ass and leading the fight against idiots like the pastor above. (who are indirectly ushering in death penalties and hate driven violence)</strong><span id="more-5670"></span></p>
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<article>WASHINGTON — A gay rights activist in Uganda, where a bill that would punish gays with prison or death has stirred worldwide outrage, received the Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award in Washington on Thursday.</article>
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<blockquote><p>Ethel Kennedy, the widow of the former U.S. attorney general, was joined by Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry in presenting the award to Frank Mugisha at a ceremony on Capitol Hill. It is the first time the award has been bestowed on an advocate for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender rights.</p></blockquote>
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<p>(Haraz N. Ghanbari/Associated Press) &#8211; Frank Mugisha of Uganda poses in front of a painting of Robert F. Kennedy, Wednesday, Nov. 9, 2011, in Washington.</p>
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<article>“It gives me more courage to continue doing the work I’m doing,” Mugisha told The Associated Press ahead of the award. “It sends out a message, not only to my country but to other countries that criminalize homosexuality.”</article>
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<blockquote><p>The 29-year-old Mugisha leads the underground group called Sexual Minorities Uganda, whose members routinely shift locations in Uganda for their safety. Uganda, a conservative East African nation, is one of more than 70 nations that have imposed laws against being gay.</p>
<p>Mugisha blames U.S. evangelical activists in particular for stoking fears and promoting homophobia with a 2009 visit and conference on “rehabilitation” for gays in Uganda. Since then, violence against gays has increased, he said.</p>
<p>After the visit, debate began over a Ugandan bill that would punish gay people with prison or death and would threaten jail time for those who don’t report suspected gays to authorities. The bill was recently revived in Uganda’s parliament.</p>
<p>“I think they are responsible for the bill,” Mugisha said of the evangelical activists. “They held a seminar and openly told Ugandans that they needed to tighten their laws on homosexuality and told Ugandans that homosexuals can be healed.”</p>
<p>Scott Lively, a preacher who leads a group called Abiding Truth Ministries now based in Springfield, Mass., introduced ideas from the “ex-gay” movement to Ugandans and the idea that gays are “recruited,” Mugisha said.</p>
<p>In a telephone interview Wednesday, Lively did not oppose criminalization of gays but said he thinks imprisonment and the death penalty are too harsh. He said many criminal sanctions in African countries are harsh but aren’t enforced.</p>
<p>“I advised the Ugandan parliament to focus on rehabilitation and not punishment, which they went the other way on that,” Lively said. “But the law that they did draft is consistent with existing law on their books dealing with heterosexual sex crimes, and no one made a peep about that.”</p>
<p>Ty Cobb, legislative counsel for the largest U.S. gay rights group, the Human Rights Campaign, said Mugisha is a role model for gays and lesbians in Africa and the world. The group has connected Mugisha with officials at the U.S. State Department.</p>
<p>“It’s important to recognize that Frank has put his life on the line to represent this community that’s silenced by a government that wants to put you to death for being gay,” Cobb said.</p>
<p>Uganda’s anti-gay bill — and its connection to U.S. evangelicals — prompted international headlines, editorials and attention from the Robert F. Kennedy Center for Justice and Human Rights. Its award comes with a $30,000 stipend and a six-year partnership to support Mugisha’s work with advocacy and fundraising.</p></blockquote>
<p><a title="Frank Mugishu Uganda" href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/activist-leading-fight-against-ugandas-anti-gay-bill-wins-rfk-human-rights-award-in-dc/2011/11/10/gIQAFitm7M_story.html" target="_blank">Washington Post</a></p>
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		<title>Dance Hard, Poop Hard Tshirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure maybe it doesn&#8217;t make a lotta sense, but this guy in the Tshirt (Dave) dances harder than everyone else.  We&#8217;ve got a Tshirt to prove it. ($12.95) Dance Hard Poop Hard by doodiepants Click to Purchase or see other Doodiepants Shirts &#8230;&#8230; Related articles by Zemanta Poop Freeze Gadget is Real, Spotted on Amazon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>7 Ridiculous Risk Takers</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Wim Hof &#8211; The Ice Man Where to begin&#8230;&#8230; Wim Hof has been credited with swimming 50 meters under ice, sitting in a tub of ice up to his neck for 1 hour and 31 minutes, running a half marathon in the Arctic Circle barefoot, and attempting to climb Mt. Everest in his shorts!   [...]]]></description>
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<h2 style="text-align: left;"><strong>1. Wim Hof &#8211; The Ice Man</strong></h2>
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<p><strong><strong>Where to begin&#8230;&#8230; Wim Hof has been credited with swimming 50 meters under ice, sitting in a tub of ice up to his neck for 1 hour and 31 minutes, running a half marathon in the Arctic Circle barefoot, and <a href="http://www.mounteverest.net/news.php?id=15688" target="_blank">attempting to climb Mt. Everest in his shorts!</a>   He uses a a tantric technique called <a title="The art of Tummo" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tummo" target="_blank">Tummo </a>practiced by Tibetan monks.   And the secret ninja technique known as &#8220;awesomeness&#8221;.<a href="http://www.mounteverest.net/news.php?id=15688" target="_blank"><br />
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<p><strong><strong>And here is a video of the legendary swim under the ice.</strong></strong></p>
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<p><strong><strong>Some good info on Wim Hof can be found on his <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Hof" target="_blank">Wiki page</a>.</strong></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><strong>See the other six Death tasters  here<span id="more-1846"></span><br />
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<h2><strong>2. Professor Splash AKA Darren Taylor </strong></h2>
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<p><strong>Professor Splash attempts world record by diving into 12 inches of water from 35 feet high on Jimmy Kimmel Live.</strong> <strong> I don&#8217;t know how or why you&#8217;d want to practice the art of the the bellflop, but I guess everyone&#8217;s got their &#8216;thing&#8217;.</strong></p>
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<h2>3. Glenn Singleman and Heather Swan</h2>
<p><strong>This Sydney couple is credited with the world highest base jump.   After climbing a near vertical Himalayan peak (Meru Peak) for 22 days it too the couple 2 minutes to fly back down.  They <a title="What is BASE jumping?" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BASE_jumping" target="_blank">BASE  jumped</a> from a record breaking 6604 meters.  They hold the record for the highest base jump in history. </strong></p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 480px"><img title="Base Jump Record" src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/06/08/basejump9606_wideweb__470x299,0.jpg" alt="Photo Credit: James Boole" width="470" height="299" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Photo Credit: James Boole</p></div>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/leap-from-the-top-of-the-world/2006/06/08/1149359863372.html" target="_blank">Sydney Morning Herald Article</a></strong></p>
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<h2>4. Travis Pastrana &#8211; Motocross Legend</h2>
<p><strong>Travis competed the world&#8217;s first double back flip in motocross at the X-Games and landed it perfectly.   The double back flip was the &#8216;Holy Grail&#8217; of Motocross stunts.  I guess the triple is next?<br />
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<h2 style="text-align: left;">5. Dan Osman, World&#8217;s Fastest Free Climber</h2>
<p><strong>400+ Feet in 4:25 with NO ROPES! </strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dan <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZX90K63IbA" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-1846];player=swf;width=640;height=385;" target="_blank">died</a> doing something called &#8220;Rope Jumping&#8221;.  Below is a video compilation of various rope jumps.  It looks absolutely crazy.   No chutes&#8230;no back up. </strong></p>
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<p><strong>Here&#8217;s an excellent 5 page writeup: </strong> <strong> <a href="http://outside.away.com/magazine/0499/9904terminal.html" target="_blank"> &#8220;Outside Online&#8221; Article on Dan Osman&#8217;s Life</a></strong></p>
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<h2>6. Geoff Smith</h2>
<div class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/225000/images/_229739_smith300.jpg" rel="shadowbox[sbpost-1846];player=img;"><img title="Geoff Smith" src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/225000/images/_229739_smith300.jpg" alt="Buried alive for 147 days!" width="300" height="200" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Buried alive for 147 days!</p></div>
<p><strong>This guy&#8217;s not dead or an adrenaline junkie, but he set the world record for being buried in a coffin. Geoff Smith&#8217;s idea was simple. Climb into a coffin sized box, and have himself buried 6 feet in the ground in the yard behind his local bar.  And Believe it or not, that&#8217;s where he remained for 147 days!   The big question is&#8230;&#8230;what did they do with the doodie?<br />
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<p><strong><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/229739.stm" target="_blank">BBC News Link &#8211; Going Underground &#8211; What a Record!</a></strong></p>
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		<title>Coffee Helps you doodie.  It&#8217;s true.  I think we all need this mug.</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align:center;line-height:150%">People are actually buying our stuff?  Cool.  I&#8217;m drinking out of this mug right now.  And it&#8217;s true&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;I have to doodie.  I love coffee.   If you click it you can buy it.</div>
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<h2 style="text-align:center;line-height:150%"><a href="http://www.zazzle.com/coffee_helps_you_doodie_mug-168536235894722559?gl=doodiepants&amp;rf=238388911673689288">Coffee Helps you doodie.</a> by <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/doodiepants*">doodiepants</a></h2>
<h3>Why does coffee make you doodie? (or for the less cultured &#8220;poop&#8221;)</h3>
<p><strong>1) Caffeine inhibits an enzyme that is thought to regulate mucosal secretions in your small intestine. Secretions go up, so fluid in your bowel goes up, and if the amount of fluid in your colon is greater than the amount of fluid you can reabsorb, splat, you get diarrhea, or at least looser stools.</strong><script type="text/javascript"><!--
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		<title>First Person Shooter Syndrome &#8211; AKA Duke Nukem&#8217;s Disease</title>
		<link>http://doodiepants.com/2009/07/03/first-person-shooter-syndrome-aka-duke-nukems-disease/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Must play &#8220;Call of Doodie&#8221; now!    This video is genius&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.]]></description>
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<p>Must play<a title="Call Of Doodie " href="http://www.zazzle.com/call_of_doodie_tshirt-235535906699657475" target="_self"> &#8220;Call of Doodie&#8221;</a> now!    This video is genius&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<span id="more-1451"></span></p>
<div id="attachment_1452" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 177px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1452" href="http://doodiepants.com/2009/07/03/first-person-shooter-syndrome-aka-duke-nukems-disease/dnfweb/"><img class="size-full wp-image-1452" title="Duke Nukem" src="http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dnfweb.jpg" alt="Duke Nukem, one of the original causes of FPSD" width="167" height="200" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Duke Nukem, one of the original causes of FPSD</p></div>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s got Doodiepants?</title>
		<link>http://doodiepants.com/2009/06/07/doodiepants1950sguy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thad</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Just Awesome]]></category>
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