Check out the latest Doodiepants.com T-shirt. This shirt is for the military guns and weapons lover. The M4 SOPMOD Rifle with the famous internet meme “Haters Gonna Hate” emblazoned on the chest. This would make an awesome Father’s Day gift. All different styles and sizes are available.
Do a search in Google for “Zazzle Coupons”. They usually have shipping deals or discount coupons. I bought a few of these last week for $7 Each with a coupon code.
Cool little Doodiepants.com Google Search Promo. YouTube Search Story Creator is a tool to create videos like the YouTube’s Super Bowl ad, Parisian Love. It’s easy. Enter up to seven search terms, pick a style of music and you’re off!
You can customize the search to use Google Maps, Blog Search, Google News, or Google Product Search. Once you’ve picked the search phrases and the music, the tool creates a video and gives you the option to upload it to YouTube. Continue Reading…
Beat this for an odd piece of history you never knew. The most well-known witch trial in Iceland involved Jon Jonsson, who admittedly used a book of magic and Runes of Farting against a local girl. As a result, these magic runes caused extreme humiliation, abdominal discomfort, and constant farting. Regardless how awesome Jon Jonsson was, he was burned at the stake for his magic rune shenanigans. Doodiepants…….
Now this is a serious curse:
Dastardly Runes!
which are to afflict your belly with great shitting and shooting pains, and all these may afflict your belly with very great farting. May your bones split asunder, may your guts burst, may your farting never stop, neither day nor night. May you become as weak as the fiend, Loki, who was snared by all the gods.
The Kirkjuból witch trial was perhaps the best-known witch trial Continue Reading…
A Chicago lawyer says his opponent in a small claims case is using an unfair tactic by sitting a buxom woman next to him at counsel’s table.
Chicago Attorney, Thomas Gooch made the quote of the year when he made an objection to Paralegal Daniella Atencia‘s presence in the courtroom. “Personally, I like large breasts,” he said. “However, I object to somebody I don’t think is a qualified paralegal sitting at the counsel table — when there’s already two lawyers there — dressed in such a fashion as to call attention to herself.”
Can't Concentrate......the boobs.....the boobs!!
Attorney Thomas Gooch said that the woman’s sole purpose was “to draw the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings” — a dispute over a used car. He asked Cook County Circuit Judge Anita Rivkin-Carothers to order the woman to sit in the gallery with other spectators. In responding to the pretrial motion, attorney Dmitry N. Feofanov said the woman is his paralegal assistant and contends Gooch cites no “good faith legal argument” why she can’t sit at counsel’s table. Feofanov, who in the past has described himself as a “consumer protection lawyer,” asked Rivkin-Carothers to impose sanctions on Gooch for his motion against busty chicks in the courtroom.
-Quote Source: Chicago Tribune
The original photo of the tempting Ms Daniella Atencia has been recovered and can be seen after the jump. Continue Reading…
This Hottest Couples of 2011 post is only here to make you smile. Plus it’s a nice chunk of shallowness to counteract yesterday’st mildly serious post about the end of the world and the related offensive tshirt.
By now you’ve realized that these are infact……not the Hottest couples of 2011. I suggest not theorizing what the children of these couples may look like. I also highly suggest not imagining any of these couples in the process of making children. Hazardous……
I just got an email from grandma stating that I should look into digestive system cleansing because I’m so health conscious. Included was a link to JeffRense.com stating “John Wayne was found to have at least 40 lbs of fecal matter in his colon, and Elvis was found to have 60 lbs. Neither stardom nor wishful thinking can protect us from this current endemic. We must take action!”
I take man poops.
So……….John Wayne died with 40lbs of meat in his colon. His autopsy proved this? Well…..no. In fact with even 1 pound of material lodged in you colon you’d likely be in pain. You can see the link to Rense’s article at the bottom of the post if you’d like to read more ridiculousness.
I was meandering through Snopes.com and found this little nugget of truth concerning JW and his packed colon: Continue Reading…
My buddy Nick was watching CBS Channel 2 Chicago news a few days ago and caught Ryan Baker, the sports anchor throwing up the Roc-A-Fella Diamond when introducing Jay-Z on Letterman later that night. He thought he was sooooo sneaky. Total Doodiepants……….
Check out Nick Schmidt he’s cool guy and does some amazing things for cancer research. Nick Schmidt is “Doodie Certified”.
But, I must regretfully state that Nick Schmidt obviously stole our video and used it for his site! Below is the original Doodiepants.com intro video Continue Reading…
I know a lot of folks have already seen this……but somehow the whole Trading Spouses God Warrior drama flew right by me and a lot of my pals in Costa Rica. Here’s the craziest scariest thing you’ll ever see on prime time TV. The God Warrior basically exemplifies Fundamentalist Christianity on steroids. It’s now a Doodiepants Favorite.
The God Warrior – Trading Spouses Episode
If you feel the need to see the entire double episode, you can watch it here. Continue Reading…
Seriously, that was amazing. I think he may be the only person in the world to think of that. He wins. Go Pakistan! Continue Reading…
I took this picture in Washington D.C. while driving by. Anyone making a business in a foreign country needs to consult with native speakers to make sure their business\last name isn’t going to turn your business into a joke spread across the internet. Whoops…..my bad.
I heard they really stick it to you on the prices here.
Forgive our immaturity level……but you are on a site called “Doodiepants.com”.
Seriously Bring him back here!
So, maybe we had nothing to post today. Maybe we’re lazy. Why the heck does this picture even exist? Why did we waste our time doing this?
No reason, no reason at all.
Now that's what I call Guerrilla Marketing!
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