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Why are you looking at this pciture?

Now this is a serious curse:

Dastardly Runes!

which are to afflict your belly with great shitting and shooting pains, and all these may afflict your belly with very great farting. May your bones split asunder, may your guts burst, may your farting never stop, neither day nor night. May you become as weak as the fiend, Loki, who was snared by all the gods.

The Kirkjuból witch trial was perhaps the best-known witch trial in Iceland. It took place in Kirkjuból 1656 in what is today Ísafjörður.

The plaintiff in the trial was pastor Jón Magnússon, who had been suffering poor health since 1654. He contended that his illness, as well as what he described as demonic disturbances in his household and in the surrounding district, were brought on by sorcery practiced by two members of his own congregation, who also sang in the choir, a father and son both named Jón Jónsson. The elder Jón confessed to owning a book about magic and that he had used it against Jón Magnússon. The son also confessed to having made the pastor ill and of having used magical signs and farting runes (Fretrúnir) against a girl. (The curse of farting was intended to be relentless; to not only humiliate the victim, but also to bring about chronic abdominal discomfort and weakness).

Both father and son were found guilty of sorcery and were executed by burning at the stake. After they were executed, the priest was awarded all their material holdings. Claiming that the disturbances and sicknesses did not cease, he then accused a young woman, the daughter/sister of the Jónssons, of witchcraft. The case was brought to Thingvellir, was dismissed and the woman let free. She later countersued, but the outcome of that case is unknown. In Iceland, magic was often practiced and not necessarily associated with the Devil, but the religious and secular authorities, influenced directly or indirectly by Denmark and Germany, had a different view on the subject.

Magic Farting Rune Witch Trial Wiki

Chicago Attorney, Thomas Gooch made the quote of the year when he made an objection to Paralegal Daniella Atencia‘s presence in the courtroom.  “Personally, I like large breasts,” he said. “However, I object to somebody I don’t think is a qualified paralegal sitting at the counsel table — when there’s already two lawyers there — dressed in such a fashion as to call attention to herself.”

Can't Concentrate......the boobs.....the boobs!!

Attorney Thomas Gooch said that the woman’s sole purpose was “to draw the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings” — a dispute over a used car. He asked Cook County Circuit Judge Anita Rivkin-Carothers to order the woman to sit in the gallery with other spectators.  In responding to the pretrial motion, attorney Dmitry N. Feofanov said the woman is his paralegal assistant and contends Gooch cites no “good faith legal argument” why she can’t sit at counsel’s table. Feofanov, who in the past has described himself as a “consumer protection lawyer,” asked Rivkin-Carothers to impose sanctions on Gooch for his motion against busty chicks in the courtroom.

-Quote Source: Chicago Tribune

The original photo of the tempting Ms Daniella Atencia has been recovered and can be seen after the jump. Though judging by the glasses and the very conservative buttoned up look, I think Dmitry (the attorney that hired her) has her dress up and conceal her distracting large breasts for the press pic.  Maybe it was as a final slap in the face to Gooch for being such a doodiepants.

Daniella is Looking quite conservative in this photo

Lawyer objects to buxom woman at trial [Chicago Tribune]

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By now you’ve realized that these are infact……not the Hottest couples of 2011. I suggest not theorizing what the children of these couples may look like.  I also highly suggest not imagining any of these couples in the process of making children. Hazardous……

Top Hottest Couples of 2011

I wonder what the price was for this guy's beach day with a playmate?

I take man poops.

So……….John Wayne died with 40lbs of meat in his colon. His autopsy proved this?   Well…..no.  In fact with even 1 pound of material lodged in you colon you’d likely be in pain.  You can see the link to Rense’s article at the bottom of the post if you’d like to read more ridiculousness.

I was meandering through Snopes.com and found this little nugget of truth concerning JW and his packed colon:

“Advocates of colonic irrigation products of dubious benefit use scarelore like the examples quoted above to indict the American “goo and glue” diet and validate their claim that the practice is a safe and effective means of curing a variety of ailments by purging the body of all sorts of sludge and toxins. Vegetarian groups employ this horror story to demonstrate that a meat-based diet is both unnatural and unhealthy for human beings. Hence stories circulate about alleged post-mortem discoveries that celebrities (such as John Wayne and Elvis Presley) who epitomized the “meat and potatoes” diet, gluttony, or other negative eating habits had some tremendous amount (40, 60, or even 80 pounds) of “impacted fecal matter” or “impacted feces” lodged in their
intestines. ”

Anecdotes such as these are, in a word, crap.

It is possible for fecal matter to become impacted and lodge in the digestive system. In most cases, the colon tissues eventually stretch so that stool can push its way around the impacted matter and be evacuated. If this condition continues too long, however, the colon can stretch to the point that its nerves are no longer capable of receiving signals effectively, and the afflicted person loses voluntary control over the contraction of his bowel muscles and becomes incontinent.

Now, think about how long a person would have to suffer with a serious and painful affliction such as this one to accumulate 80 pounds (or 60 pounds or 40 pounds) of “impacted fecal matter.” In 1994, an Israeli man sought medical attention because he was suffering from severe constipation two days after having eaten a large quantity of pomegranates. He refused to allow doctors to adminster an enema, fled the hospital, and returned a week later in severe pain and bleeding from his rectum. This time the doctors operated to remove the impacted feces. How much fecal matter did they remove? Half a kilogram, or a little over a pound. Just one pound of impacted feces was causing extreme pain and rectal bleeding in this patient, but we’re to believe that people can accumulate up to 80 pounds of the stuff without even being aware of it?

No matter what the medical possibilities might be, the prototypical John Wayne example is still a demonstrable lie: No autopsy was performed on John Wayne when he succumbed to cancer in 1979. The medical examiner’s office had no reason to hold an autopsy since Wayne had obviously died from natural causes, and hospital pathologists had little to learn by requesting the autopsy of a cancer patient who had already undergone several major surgeries (and Wayne’s family would have denied such a request in any case). In fact, Wayne’s relatives were so intent on fending off a crush of media and fan attention after his death that they hired a security guard to block access to his hospital room, had his body quickly and secretly transferred to a mortuary, held a funeral service attended only by family and a few friends at 5:45 in the morning, and had him interred in a plot without a headstone. Nobody had the chance to perform an autopsy on John Wayne, much less to “run his gut” and weigh the amount of fecal material found within. (Wayne did undergo surgery for an intestinal blockage about a month before his death, but that blockage was caused by the spread of the cancer that was killing him, not by an accumulation of waste products.)

“This account makes it sound like Elvis was a prime example of the hazards of the “goo and glue” diet, but his poor eating habits (greasy, cholesterol-laden foods such as cheeseburgers, french fries, bacon, fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, ice cream) were far less responsible for the condition of his colon than other factors, such as his congenitally twisted ganglionic fold, his overuse of laxatives, and, primarily, his prolonged drug abuse. As one of the autopsy doctors described, “When you take downer-type drugs, depressants, narcotics, a lot of them, most of them, have the concomitant effect of slowing down the digestive system. In other words, the locomotive action of the bowel quits working, so it gets packed with food, and then it gets packed with more food. And it sits there distended and full of food, and that causes the colon to stretch.” In other words, it was drugs, not meat, that caused the severely impacted condition of Elvis’ colon. “

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

Here’s the link to Jeff Rense’s Site spreading the John Wayne meat colon BS. http://www.rense.com/general65/constipation.htm

Also be sure and check out http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/gastro.html for more info on the subject.

Check out Nick Schmidt he’s cool guy and does some amazing things for cancer research.  Nick Schmidt is “Doodie Certified”.

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But, I must regretfully state that Nick Schmidt obviously stole our video and used it for his site! Below is the original Doodiepants.com intro video that we not able to use due to Nick’s blatant pirating.  But we still love him.

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Seriously, that was amazing.  I think he may be the only person in the world to think of that.  He wins.  Go Pakistan! Video of a Pakistani nan charging through and breaking an automatic door.  Oh the the marvels of technology.   I still can’t believe that this Pakistani man decided that the best option at the time was to charge the  glass door with his shoulder.  It totally shattered it.

Was he ignorant of the function of automatic door?  Was he in a hurry?  Did he have the retardation?  Maybe he had doodiepants? The world may never know.

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I heard they really stick it to you on the prices here.

Forgive our immaturity level……but you are on a site called “Doodiepants.com”.