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Jun

Australian Reporter Dalai Lama Fail

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The Dalai Lama, a reincarnated leader of Tibetan Buddhism did not seem to grasp western concepts of Pizza ordering.

Then Karl Stevanovic says, ‘Can you make me One with everything?’” The Dalai Lama didn’t quite pick up on the play on words. This is fortunate, or he would have realized that his spiritual views and decades of meditative thought had been reduced to a cheap joke. “Oh, I knew that wouldn’t work,” says face palming Stevanovic. Nice one jackass. You’d think that if you had the chance to speak with the14th reincarnation of the Dalai Lama, you’d have a better question. “Why are we here”, “What are you’re views on Western religious tradition?” “Why don’t they sell those red white and blue Patriot Popsicles anymore?”, “Should Anthony Wiener Resign?” Just a few.

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Jun

2

Zeitgeist Fail – Part One Debunked

Christianity,Religious Retardedness

Zeitgeist Fail

For those that have seen the movie “Zeitgeist”, this debunking video ought to be pretty interesting. Part One of the Zeitgeist movie was a seemingly enlightening (and shocking) foray into the roots of Christianity. Well, shocking unless you’re familiar with some of the claims they’re making. Peter Joseph, the writer and director, seeks to persuade his viewers that the authors of the New Testament borrowed the idea of Jesus’ virgin birth, December 25th birth date, twelve disciples, miracles, crucifixion, and resurrection from astrological sources and ancient pagan mystery religions that were around long before the time of Christ. The video below is dedicated to debunking the the first part of the conspiracy laden claims of the Zeitgeist movie. While there are similarities between various pre-Christian myths and the roots of Christianity, the Zeitgeist movie really showed it’s ignorance by making some obvious screw ups in the first few minutes. One that I caught was the idiotic connection between the Christian “Three Kings” story, astrology and to Horus. Those familiar with the Bible will know that it says nothing about three kings. There were however, Magi that visited Jesus after his birth. Their number was not specified and they were not kings. It appears that the creators of Zeitgeist had sources in “Part One” that didn’t go much further then poorly researched Hallmark cards and Christmas carols. Continue Reading…

Aug

0

Facebook Girl Gravity Fail

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If you’re feeling down or depressed about the current state of humanity……read no further! This may make you sad sad panda.

Jessica joins the ranks of 1400's era education. Now she'll have to figure out how Columbus made it to that far a distant land (America) with out going over the edge.

Aug

7