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		<title>Why Europeans Love Speedos &#8211; Banana Hammock Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:14:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s quite obvious that they just love taking picture of each other&#8217;s junk.  My friend Genna caught these two &#8216;banana hammock heroes&#8217; on the beach and videotaped them. One of these guys is a celebrity.  Anyone know who it is? For fun,  send us an edited version of the video with new &#8216;creative narration&#8217;  and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>It&#8217;s quite obvious that they just love taking picture of each other&#8217;s junk.  My friend Genna caught these two &#8216;banana hammock heroes&#8217; on the beach and videotaped them. </strong><strong> One of these guys is a celebrity.  Anyone know who it is?</strong><strong><em> </em><em> </em></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><em>For fun,  send us an edited version of the video with new </em></strong><em><strong>&#8216;creative narration&#8217;  and if it&#8217;s funny, we&#8217;ll post it.  Send us a link or send a file around 5mb.  Feel free to re-post this video. </strong><br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3385110/why_europeans_love_speedos_banana_hammock_fail/">Why Europeans Love Speedos &#8211; Banana Hammock Fail</a><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/"></a></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">&#8220;It was hard not to piss myself laughing. They seriously swapped places doing that about 45 times. I was like<span id="more-2861"></span> ‘hold still you idiots&#8217;, you take 150 pictures of him in a row THEN switch, just twice. It was making me dizzy. Then they faced the ocean after a while and p</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">ondered their next wienerific escapade.&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">&#8212;&#8212;Thanks Genna&#8212;&#8212;</span></span></strong></p>
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		<title>Sometimes Life Is Predetermined</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 10:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Caleb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MCFAIL, Sometime life is predetermined.  Parents, be careful what you name your kids. Related Posts: Hollywood&#8230;&#8230;your action heroes are lame. We&#8217;ll take the real ones please. George Tiller aka &#8220;Tiller The Baby Killer&#8221;&#8230;Killed Patent for Nintendo&#8217;s vibrating Wii Saddle &#8211; fun for all the kids! Tiger Woods Photo Emerges after Counseling Session with Wife Pedophile&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p>MCFAIL, Sometime life is predetermined.  Parents, be careful what you name your kids.</p>
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		<title>Berlino the Bear Needs Bigger Eyeholes &#8211; Mascot Fail</title>
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<p>Never ride piggyback on a mascot. <span id="more-2732"></span> Even if you&#8217;re  lighting fast Jamaican Gold Medalist <a class="zem_slink" title="Melaine Walker" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melaine_Walker">Melanie Walker</a>.</p>
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