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The ‘Christian Side Hug’ is the perfect hug for insuring no lustful thoughts enter the minds of any unmarried huggers. It also serves to avoid any accidental junk or boob rubbing. Watch the video and be put in awe. It’ll be stuck in your head all week.

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There needs to be some sort of Christian cheese-ball commission; something setup to stop things like this or anything like it from ever coming out. I realize that this would mean that nearly all of the Christian rap and rock from the 1990’s and most Christian t-shirts from bookstores be banned…….but something must be done.

Ryan Pann, the main signer and song writer spoke with the Chicago Tribune and admitted that the performance was a spoof. But……when you watch the video, there’s no indication of this. They all seem pretty serious and gangsta gangsta. Why would you let this video go out with no disclaimer? I have no idea. Now this video’s release is likely the largest regret of the Christian church since the the Spanish Inquisition.

The ‘Christian Side Hug’ is a more specific version of the ‘Church Hug’ defined in Urban Dictionary as “A hug in which Continue Reading…

Oct

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Deadly Dang Can Dance……..Deadly

Funny Vids

Not sure where this video came from, but Dang can dance. This dude is no joke!

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It’s always interesting……the people you meet in the fast food industry. Continue Reading…

Oct

0

Ellen found 3 of the 1980’s Video Dating Guys

Celebrities, Funny Vids

Remember our post on September 17th : “DATING IN THE 80’s WASN’T SAD AT ALL”? With Big Phil, Maurice and the dude with the square frame sex offender glasses.

Well, apparently three of the guys from this video contacted Ellen after she played the 1980′s VHS video dating clip and got invited to her show. Big Phil was one of them. You can’t leave out big Phil.

Aug

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The End of the World Animation – NSFW

Funny Vids, Weapons

This is a Doodiepants favorite. We have no idea who created this “End of the World” Shockwave Flash animation. But the site that made it famous, EndofWorld.net has no idea either.

It’s not safe for work(NSFW). It does use the F-word a few times. But heck, it’s about nukes and the end of the world! Is there a more appropriate time for the F-word? Nuclear Holocaust? Hello 2012!

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Aug

4

Single guys over 30 who love cats are weird – Keep your children close

Funny Images, Funny Vids, Messages From Us

Ever since I can remember, I’ve always noticed something about guys and cats. Any guy over thirty that lives alone and loves cats……..is either creepy or gay. Why this is I don’t know. But, I’ve compiled a small collection of pictures and video that I think illustrate my point perfectly.

Sometimes you can judge a book by it cover. And when it comes to single dudes that own cats…….it’s a very odd book. And probably a book you wouldn’t want to leave your children alone with.

In addition to the wonderful pictures above, I found a couple of websites attempting to portray the ownership of cats as a masculine activity. Haha! And I found the keyboard cat video. Continue Reading…

Aug

0

Indian business owners should consult native English speakers before making signs.

Funny Images, Messages From Us

I took this picture in Washington D.C. while driving by. Anyone making a business in a foreign country needs to consult with native speakers to make sure their business\last name isn’t going to turn your business into a joke spread across the internet. Whoops…..my bad.

I heard they really stick it to you on the prices here.

Forgive our immaturity level……but you are on a site called “Doodiepants.com”.

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Jul

2

Offensive warzone gear & uniform patches you never knew existed

Funny Images, Military

Ever wonder what people in Afghanistan and Iraq (soldiers and contractors alike) do to their uniforms and gear to rebel a bit. Patches! Patched patches and more patches. Here is a collection of the most offensive military patches you can buy today and stick on your gear or uniform. Be advised, some of these use foul language. Some even have the Arabic translations so the locals can read them!