Hooker Named 2009 Lay Person of the Year

http://www.newbostonnews.com/default.asp?smenu=84&sdetail=3004

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Hooker School to Open This Month

http://www.nhregister.com/articles/2009/12/12/news/new_haven/a3-nehookeropen.txt

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Hooker Named Indoor Athlete of the Year

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-sport/hooker-named-indoor-athlete-of-the-year-20090429-an7h.html

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Hooker Captures Black History

http://www.laprogressive.com/2009/01/30/glenda-hooker-captures-black-history/

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World Famous Hooker, William Shatner

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The ‘Christian Side Hug’ is the perfect hug for insuring no lustful thoughts enter the minds of any unmarried huggers.   It also serves to avoid any accidental junk or boob rubbing.  Watch the video and be put in awe.  It’ll be stuck in your head all week.

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There needs to be some sort of Christian cheese-ball commission; something setup to stop things like this or anything like it from ever coming out.  I realize that this would mean that nearly all of the Christian rap and rock from the 1990′s and most Christian t-shirts from bookstores be banned…….but something must be done.

Ryan Pann, the main signer and song writer spoke with the Chicago Tribune and admitted that the performance was a spoof.  But……when you  watch the video, there’s no indication of this.  They all seem pretty serious and gangsta gangsta.   Why would you let this video go out with no disclaimer?   I have no idea.  Now this video’s release is likely the largest regret of the Christian church since the the Spanish Inquisition.

The ‘Christian Side Hug’ is a more specific version of the ‘Church Hug’ defined in Urban Dictionary as “A hug in which a female hugger deliberately avoids pelvic and chest contact with a male huggee to prevent him from pressing up against her for cheap feels.”

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I guess he didn't get the memo.

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It’s always interesting……the people you meet in the fast food industry. Now if only we could get him to karaoke.

Remember our post on September 17th : “DATING IN THE 80’s WASN’T SAD AT ALL”?  With Big Phil, Maurice and the dude with the square frame sex offender glasses.

Well, apparently three of the guys from this video contacted Ellen after she played the 1980′s VHS video dating clip and got invited to her show.  Big Phil was one of them.  You can’t leave out big Phil.

This is a Doodiepants favorite. We have no idea who created this “End of the World” Shockwave Flash animation.  But the site that made it famous, EndofWorld.net has no idea either.

It’s not safe for work(NSFW).  It does use the F-word a few times.  But heck, it’s about nukes and the end of the world!  Is there a more appropriate time for the F-word?  Nuclear Holocaust?  Hello 2012!

Nukes? Oh yeah......Whoops!

Sometimes you can judge a book by it cover.  And when it comes to single dudes that own cats…….it’s a very odd book.  And probably a book you wouldn’t want to leave your children alone with.

In addition to the wonderful pictures above, I found a couple of websites  attempting to portray the ownership of cats as a masculine activity.  Haha!    And I found the keyboard cat video.

It’s Ok For Straight Men To Love Cats - No, no it’s not.

Real Men Love Cats Too – Sure maybe, but not single males over 30.

Facebook Profile: “When Men Love Cats” -  Hmm….. I don’t know, because they’re gay?

Real Men Love Cats – Seriously how many articles can you write with this subject.

Breaking down cat stereotypes, real men love feline - The stereotype is there for a reason.  And Doodiepants.com has come to reinvigorate it!

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And well……here’s the Keyboard Cat.  It’s Charlie Schmidt’s cat.  This Youtube video has almost 2,300,000 views.

It’s probably the best video ever made.

I heard they really stick it to you on the prices here.

Forgive our immaturity level……but you are on a site called “Doodiepants.com”.

The perfect patch for the culturally sensitive warrior in an Islamic republic.

For the full gallery see the entire post

I’m not advertising for these sites, but if you want to buy moral patches as seen above, check out LA Police Gear and TAD Gear.  They carry the whole selection.  I didn’t feel right posting this without giving the sites props.

I love the “Your Mom sends me care packages” patch.  Perfect!  I want one.

…then comes to the realization that he is not a gangsta at all.

That skater is truly awesome. I love the sound of trucks getting smashed on psuedo-gangstas back.  Haha.  Don’t use guns kids. 

Seriously Bring him back here!

So, maybe we had nothing to post today. Maybe we’re lazy.  Why the heck does this picture even exist? Why did we waste our time doing this?

No reason, no reason at all.