Feb
4

Bring Da Amber Lamps – Epic Beard Man’s Old Man Strength



Yes its another video on Doodiepants post where a some punk gangta gets beat up by an old dude.  Thugs need to learn respect old man strength.  Epic Beard Man possesses this strength.   At 2:55 in the video the guy that got totally whooped apparently requests someone to  “Bring da Amber Lamps”.  Not quit sure why he wants Amber Lamps at a time like this.  I think he probably need a towel to wipe up.  He’s bleeding his toolshed blood everywhere.   I love public transportation.  Bus fights were always the best part about taking to public bus to school.

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Dec
4

Christian Side Hug – The Rap Video


The ‘Christian Side Hug’ is the perfect hug for insuring no lustful thoughts enter the minds of any unmarried huggers.   It also serves to avoid any accidental junk or boob rubbing.  Watch the video and be put in awe.  It’ll be stuck in your head all week.

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There needs to be some sort of Christian cheese-ball commission; something setup to stop things like this or anything like it from ever coming out.  I realize that this would mean that nearly all of the Christian rap and rock from the 1990’s and most Christian t-shirts from bookstores be banned…….but something must be done.

Ryan Pann, the main signer and song writer spoke with the Chicago Tribune and admitted that the performance was a spoof.  But……when you  watch the video, there’s no indication of this.  They all seem pretty serious and gangsta gangsta.   Why would you let this video go out with no disclaimer?   I have no idea.  Now this video’s release is likely the largest regret of the Christian church since the the Spanish Inquisition.

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Dec
0

Rap Battle Translated Into English – With Sucker Punch Finale

The entertaining dissection and translation of a freestyle gangsta rap battle.  Be sure to stay until the end to see who get whooped!

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Jun
1

Yuppie Gangta Rap From Arlington Keepin it real……..

This reminds me of my hood.  From strizzzeets!!!!   Remy has a ton of other Rap videos on his Youtube site.  It’s Totally retarded and laugh worthy.

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