DoodiePants » gangsta http://doodiepants.com Making a Stink Since 2009 Wed, 21 Mar 2012 18:37:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Baby Thugs, Proud Parents and Real Pics from the Ghettosphere http://doodiepants.com/2010/08/27/baby-thugs-proud-parents-pics-ghettosphere/ http://doodiepants.com/2010/08/27/baby-thugs-proud-parents-pics-ghettosphere/#comments Fri, 27 Aug 2010 20:39:39 +0000 doodiepants http://doodiepants.com/?p=4074 I put this collection of photos up at first thinking that this would be a funny post……but now I feel a tad guilty.  Sure some of the pics are  funny, but kind of in a sad ‘humanity is totally effed’ sort of way.  If it pisses you off, or makes you depressed; I do not apologize.  This is real.    Thank you Dan Goodman over at GhettoMyspace.net for collecting all these ridiculously awesome but sad pictures.  They’re real and collected from various social networking sites.  (MySpace, Facebook, Global Grind, Digg etc.)

Yeah.....who wants to be a stupid lawyer or doctor anyway!

For more from this collection, see the Gallery below………

The quoted captions under some of the picture are from the original fun loving people who originally posted these pictures. Doodiepants.com did not write them.

Original Caption: "Dairyon da Don Strapped Like His Daddy" Original Caption: "Even Lil Sis Stay Strapped" This is how the adults drink son....from the bottle. Good Job mom, Way to go Don't tell him about his overbite Original Caption: "I was Pregnant and I was Still Killin' you Hoes 2" I'm really not wondering anymore why the US is in the state its in now Like Father Like Son Like Daughter Umm, High Point Firearms make the cheapest pistols ever. Seriously, get that kid a springfield XD-40 or a Glock. Yup.....that's a real AK-47 With only 60 cents a day you can buy these kids much needed holsters my little bro strapped up and ready Original Caption: "No Stretch Marks.....Damn I look good....Look Betta then Them Not Pregnant Hoes...Say It Aint So" Original Caption: "Pop One in Yo Ass" Original Caption: "Self Made nigga" Original Caption: "Stuntin' Like my daddy" Yeah Dad's Home Original Caption: "Yea nigga, my little nigga is always strapped"

Thanks GhettoMyspace.net

Ghetto Definition According to UrbanDictionary.com:

1. ghetto

1. (n.) an impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged residential area of a city, usually troubled by a disproportionately large amount of crime 2. (adj.) urban; of or relating to (inner) city life 3. (adj.) poor; of or relating to the poor life 4. (adj.) jury-rigged, improvised, or home-made (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from ghetto dwellers and non-ghetto dwellers alike

1. John’s paranoia about triple-checking whether or not he’s locked his car doors comes from his growing up in the ghetto

2. “Why you always be talkin’ ghetto? Get yo’self a propa’ e-ju-ma-kay-shun, kid!”

3. Jane hid her head in embarrassment as her mom shamelessly committed the ghetto act of stuffing the restaurant’s bread rolls, sugar packets, and silverware in her purse

4. “A TV Guide duct-taped to a 4 foot stick?! That’s one hella ghetto ‘mote control!”
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]]> http://doodiepants.com/2010/08/27/baby-thugs-proud-parents-pics-ghettosphere/feed/ 0 Best Gangsta FAIL Pics http://doodiepants.com/2010/08/15/best-gangsta-fail-pics/ http://doodiepants.com/2010/08/15/best-gangsta-fail-pics/#comments Sun, 15 Aug 2010 19:14:27 +0000 doodiepants http://doodiepants.com/?p=3930 A Small Collection of Gangsta Fail pics.  Keepin’ it real………..real dumb.

A Keltec sub-2000's and a weight plate are gangsta Why? Telethon pose........GO! I hope this is his 5th grade sister's room Is that really Ice Cube in the top pic? Has anyone seen my chin? Chicks dig guys like this Cause Gangstas hang $5 flea market items on the wall It must be dusty in gangsta land Wow And trike with spinnaz bitch! Hey, look at Corky in the back.

What happens to these guys when they get older?  Do they evaporate into gangsta heaven?  Are they real people?   Epic Fail……………

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Yes, its another video on Doodiepants post where a some punk gangsta gets beat up by an old dude.  Thugs need to learn respect old man strength and Epic Beard Man possesses this aforementioned strength.   At 2:55 in the video the guy that got totally whooped apparently requests someone to  “Bring da Amber Lamps”.  Not quite sure why he wants Amber Lamps at a time like this, more than likely, he could use a towel to wipe up.  He’s bleeding his punked out blood everywhere.   I love public transportation.  Bus fights were always the best part about taking mass transit to school.

“AC Transit Bus Fight” and “Amber Lamps” it’ll be interesting to watch this go viral.  Encyclopediadramatica.com already has an article on this in less than 24 hours.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic_Beard_Man

The internet is amazing sometimes.

 

 

 

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The ‘Christian Side Hug’ is the perfect hug for insuring no lustful thoughts enter the minds of any unmarried huggers.   It also serves to avoid any accidental junk or boob rubbing.  Watch the video and be put in awe.  It’ll be stuck in your head all week.

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There needs to be some sort of Christian cheese-ball commission; something setup to stop things like this or anything like it from ever coming out.  I realize that this would mean that nearly all of the Christian rap and rock from the 1990′s and most Christian t-shirts from bookstores be banned…….but something must be done.

Ryan Pann, the main signer and song writer spoke with the Chicago Tribune and admitted that the performance was a spoof.  But……when you  watch the video, there’s no indication of this.  They all seem pretty serious and gangsta gangsta.   Why would you let this video go out with no disclaimer?   I have no idea.  Now this video’s release is likely the largest regret of the Christian church since the the Spanish Inquisition.

The ‘Christian Side Hug’ is a more specific version of the ‘Church Hug’ defined in Urban Dictionary as “A hug in which a female hugger deliberately avoids pelvic and chest contact with a male huggee to prevent him from pressing up against her for cheap feels.”

COMMENTS?

he must not have gotten the memo.

I guess he didn't get the memo.

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Rap Battling: the most unproductive, negative,  ignorant waste of time since the creation of Doodiepants.com

Gangsta Gangsta Keepin it real……..

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]]> http://doodiepants.com/2009/12/02/rap-battle-translated-into-english-sucker-punch-finale/feed/ 0 Yuppie Gangta Rap From Arlington Keepin it real…….. http://doodiepants.com/2009/06/26/yuppi-gangta-rap-from-arlington-keepin-it-real/ http://doodiepants.com/2009/06/26/yuppi-gangta-rap-from-arlington-keepin-it-real/#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:19:58 +0000 Thad http://doodiepants.com/?p=1355

This reminds me of my hood.  From strizzzeets!!!!   Remy has a ton of other Rap videos on his Youtube site.  It’s Totally retarded and laugh worthy.

Remy’s Other Videos

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